Sailor Girl

Hi, I just saw this. My older brother used to beat me up as well. I realize it's not the same, but I know that it's totally demeaning. I'm sorry your life has been effected like this. Hugs.

Hey. Umm hand signal to a blink means nothing, dude. Lol. Maybe i'll touch my nose or something, thanks for the tip. Laughing.

Hey. Umm hand signal to a blink means nothing, dude. Lol. Maybe i'll touch my nose or something, thanks for the tip. Laughing.

Hi. I haven't ben great at shaving, I hve a small tub and just can't be bothered to take the time to do it. Having said that, you might want to try the after mist. It's a spray that sort of numbs your area but in a good way. If you have cut yourself, or shaved a little to close, I will warn you that it does contain aalcohol. As for how the porn stars have their hair fre areas, they pribably have a Brizilian wax. Someone else can probably help you a little bit better then I can.

Hey, glad you are going to be with your man soon. My time on here has really opened me up. I look forward to helping you out if I can.

Another toy they make, I saw on another site looks like a bottle of nailpolish. I think it was just to tricky for me to get it in the right position. I wanted to clarify something on my price comment. in no way was I trying to offend anyone at TT or otherwise with saying it was expensive. I had only stated that because I had seen it for I thought twenty bucks, then I look again and it was thirty. I didn't think anyone really had taken offense or I would've heard about it, but I just didn't want to come off like a snob or something. I'm still going to think about taking some items on vacation, so if anyone has any tips about packing them, let me know. I obviously won't be packing in with my dog food. Lol.

It's not what you think. She's a ten year old Lab, she's in the photo in my profile. I was with my boyfriend one night, and we weren't totally naked but it was obvious what we wanted. She's at the bottom of the bed asleep. I moan,she moans. i move, she stands up to I think come over to us. And sorry dog, but a cold nose in places I don't want cold things, isn't fun thanks. i reach over, to block her from coming to bug him or I. I love my dog, don't get me wrong. In this totally offended voice, he says: "Hey. You're supposed to be touching me, not your dog." Since then, my girl goes absolutely crazy when he stops by, if my brothers are around and he is, she'll go out of her way to nudge him, do the doggy snort and if I leave to meet him and come back in, I get the Look. The damn you smell like sex, i know you were with him. She's such a good dog, I think i'll keep my mutt. Hope you all enjoyed that.

Hi everyone Vanilla bean, I' adorable, thanks grin. I just want to be open and honest and not my clit lickin' person you know? I knew that the word no might not be taken as no, I guess didn't think that if I said stop, then stop might be heard as stop. Thanks for answering my question, I'm sure i'll have more.

Hey everyone. I have a few questions about this whole tying up thing. My boyfriend and I have been joking around about tying me up. Some of you know that i've had issues with guys in the past, but I know he would never hurt me. I'm just curious what the deal with the safe word is. I mean, if you're uncomfortable, can't you just say insert name, stop and he will? I just thinkin the middle of legs spread pounding hard, hering oh baby toaster! I'm not laughing at the idea of the safe word, only the word I chose as an example. I also think it's an example of someone's forgive me I didn't mean to make fun of something you enjoy. Thanks for reading, and I'll be sure to post when I get done being tied up. He's spanked my butt lightly a little bit, and if I nudge him he nudges back. I'm done.

Glen, I can sort of see her breaking this. If you didn't have this just right, it wouldnt vibrate. It would do the buzz, stop, buzz, stop, unless the battery was just in right. I really hope I don't get in trouble for this, lol I sound like i'm at school. i'm trying to be tactful but man the price they want you to pay for this is not worth it at all in my oppinion. Thanks for replying to my review, I'm glad it worked. Both the link and that someone reads them.

Hi there. Feel free to be shy, but I think the more you read, you'll find there are some great people out here. I was shy myself, I'm totaly blind, so you can only imagine that I can't just order something. I've had some help withthings, and now i review products. I hope your wife feels better, and you and she can enjoy sex quite a bit more. You might want to see if she'd use an oral flavored lob, such as the good head loob. It's flavored so maybe that will entice her into pleasuring you. I should tak, I don't care for the taste myself but soon Ihope to remedy that. Have a wonderful time on here, and don't hesitate to ask or put in something.

Incognito Lipstick Vibe Here's my review for the Incognito lipstick vibe. I have to say that it looked really cute, I got it in pink. It went together very easily, but when I started playing around, the vibrations just didn't do anything to satisfy me. I liked the hard plastic, and how quiet it was, and how simple it was. For a beginner this might work, but I just wasn't into it. It would be good to stimulate a man's penis. The shape is of a tube of lipstick that's been about half used. I tried every combination and I didn't find anything that worked. If you're a beginner, go ahead, you might like this more. It's waterproof, that's always a plus and it's so quiet, you wouldn't really get noticed if Uncle Joe was in the next room. All in all, I love it, but it didn't love me.

Hi. I actually asked my brother to read the manual because the volume is set to high as hell!! I'm slightly bummed i can't soften it at all but e did tape up the speaker to shut it up. I also bought an eye glass care kit, a whole dollar from CVS. Thanks for the help, and I don't have a working scanner right now.

Hey, thanks very much that's very nice of you to say. My screen reader pronounces your name ok, it's the people that have crazy names or ones that might have numbers. I have a friend who's three kitties, but I thought it was 3 kitties until i looked at it. This site's been really awesome although I still have to write the review, what I came up with so far I wouldn't let my dog eat, but then again i'm critical of myself. Hope you have a good day, I need coffee! Lol

Nice idea, however I think they have blind people on staff so that'd be lost on them. I'll just need to go buy one somewhere and I don't have anyone to give me a ride till I think tuesday and I wanted to set my clock. oh well. Tis company used to have some of the product instructions up on their site. Ok it wasn't perfect but if you had basically the same model of watch, you could figure out things, but they've taken that all down. I just don't get blindness organizations sometimes, here. This item talks, tels temperature, time, does everything but wash your socks, and oh first off pay an exorbitant amount of money and second, enjoy reading print.

I needed a new clock. I also bought a device that marks money. You slide the bill in and push two strips together so that I can read a 1, 5 or whatever it is. I got the package and open the clock. I can't get the battery compartment because they put a lovely screw in it. Ok that's fine, except i don't have a damn screwdriver! Look, can you tell me that so if i spend twenty bucks just say have this tool? Oh and the kicker? The manual is in print!

I've had dogs, cats, birds, a horse, goats, ducks, geese one of which loved everyone byt my father and would do his damdest to peck him, so I've had it all. I had a cat who fell into the toilet wen he was tiny. It was one of those, he's got a home, don't get attached kids, wrong thing to say to ten elven and twelve year olds. He ended up dehydrated, and about four hundred later her free, cat lol. But I started this because he would lean over the side of the tub, he did it with me and drink the water. Yes even if it was hot, don't think he ever did it with bubbles. I also raised a mutt puppy who figured out that humans get their water from that litte button on the fridge, and he did it too. And he climbed into the dishwasher. He ended up with a child who has down syndrome.

I promised joke number two and forgot about posting it, sorry everyone. Hope you like it. A well dressed businessman enters a porn shop. He sees the run of the mill items, vibes, cock rings, dildos, you get it. He asks the man behind the counter if he has anything better then what's on display. "Well excuse me, but these items are the highest quality, sir." "No sir,you misunderstand I just married a very horny young wife, and well I travel quite extensively. I need something that won't let her go astray. Forgive me if I've offended you." Without a word, the man brings up an ornately carved box. Flipping the clasp, an ordinary dildo lies on a cushion of velvet inside. The businessman looked puzzled. "Watch, see that door?" Nodding, the owner says, "Vudu penis, that door."." It goes over and starts pounding the door, so hard it begins to splinter the frame. "Vudu penis, return to box." The man and owner haggle, but get a fair price and the businessman brings it home to his little wife. Days later, the wife is hornier then ever, and her man just left. She decides to take her husband's new gift out for a test drive. "Vudu penis, my pussy!" Then as instructed, it begins to make her cum over, and over. hitting her g spot even. Well after about three or four amazing orgasms in a row, she decides that's enough. There's one problem, she can't get it out of her vagina now. She's forgotten the instructions to get it to stop. Trying to dress, she figures she'll go to the hospital, they know how to fix it. Wile driving, she's still cumming and cumming. There's a cop up ahead and sure enough,he pulls her over. After the standard question of what the hell were you doing, she tries to explain. "Sir, oh god, my husband bought me this vudu penis, oh Jesus, and it's in my pussy and I can't stop it," She shudders again with another on slot. "Vudu penis? My ass!" Replies the cop.

Hi. I reviewed the after spray awhile back, I have yet to use the cuchie shave cream. My tub's to darn small, I diress. Anyway when you use the spray it will sting if your skin is irritated, but it wil then numb it, in a good way. I can't explain it better then that. I'm off to get rady for my boyfriend, smile.

Hi. I hope you start to enjoy yourself, we are all a bunch of great people, willing to lend a hand when needed. Anything from a question to something you had no idea if it was anwerable, it is all ok here. Anserable, ok I think i need to go back to English class. Smile. If i can help at all please let me know, but of course that goes for everyone. I ish you luck and have a good time here.

Makayla, thanks for the great review, but come on did you have to use the one phrase I detest more then anything? Yum o? Lol just kidding, will talk later. Off to tease my man into picking presents for his birthday coming up. Ok it's in two months,hey he can have one or three early, right? grins.

I thought it was going to be the song, dear penis by Rodney Crrington, not sure I got the name right. If you all want a laugh, you tube, internet is for porn, no you won't get a pron site. I'm going toshare this with a friend.

Hi. I just reviewed a toy called my first mini g spot vibe. I forget the product number, but just search for that. It's hard plastic, very strong vibrations, and the tip is very curved. It's about seventeen bucks. As for the clit stim, try just a simple bullet, i think there's one for ten bucks. If you need help looking around, let me know, I'd be glad to give you a hand. as for the vibe to tease him, I think I have the perfect one. It's the grrl toys incognito lipstick vibe. It doesn't do much for me, but it might help you, but it looks like it would really turn a man on. It's very quiet and all of these toys only take tripple A batteries, not sure about a bullet. Again if you need help finding these, just let me know. PM me, and I'll do what I can.

Hey. I'd recommend keeping tabs on the free offers. They are changed about every two weeks, I could be wrong on that. If you find something like a bullet, or a g spot vibe and it looks interesting, start with that. That way if you find it isn't to your liking, you only pay the shipping cost which isn't that high. Also keep in mind just because you bought a g spot vibe, doesn't mean that you only need to use it for just that. I use the one i have for cliteral stimulation, I'm not adept at the g spot finding yet. Keep your questions coming, no pun intended, we're all happy to assist in any way we can. I said I, oops? I'm visually impaired, and this site bent over backwards to help. Oh good lord, i'm perverted already! Leaving now, I swear.

Tyger, thanks for the help. I wasn't planning on using it my self, I just didn't know if any were to accidentally get into his urethra hole, is that a term? But if it were to get there I didn't want him to sting or something. I thought at first this might be a stupid question, but I know the stupidest question is the one i don't ask.