No one knows this, not even my husband. If I ever get sick of him, I can tell him this and he'll just drop dead from disgust. I can actually laugh about it now since it has been a while. Here goes. About a year ago, my mom was clearing some things out of her closet and told me that she had found a video of my high school graduation. I went to get it one afternoon while she was at work. She said it was on her dresser along with some other things. It wasn't there. I called her and she said it was in a yellow kodac sleeve. There was one on the floor beside the tv. I took it and left. I was so excited, I had to go buy a vcr. I got home and popped it in. The first thing I see is a woman lying on the bed, spread eagle, masturbating. I didn't see her face. I'm thinking, wtf is this fat woman doing in a porn? Then I hear a man saying "is your hot, wet pussy ready for this monster dick?" (Oh God I will never forget those words!) There's something oddly familiar about the voice. Just then, the woman sits up and it is MY MOTHER!!!!! I saw my dad's old naked butt run to the bed and I turned it off. Ok, I know that they do it. Well, in my mind the last time they did it was when my mom got pregnant with my brother. I NEVER wanted to think they were a little kinky and NEVER wanted to see it. Now that the temporary blindness has gone away, I find it funny. All of my dirty little secrets are coming out on this board!