CGEM

Diddley

The worst lover ever in my bed must've been me. You know, in my teens, curious and eager, tring to find out what the hell I'm supposed to do with all this sexuality. I pity my girlfriend back then.

TRUE. Although I still have jet lag. Let's hope I won't pass out after first course. TPBM has had dirty daydreams today.

How come I haven't been notified about this thread!? Way to go, glorious women of TT. You are beautiful!

Interesting that they come with bones. Why would you need them in a bottom? Are they supposed to even the stretch from the garters all the way up to the waist? Am I being too technical on this? Well, that's just my way of keeping my mind off the unbelievably hot babe while working. EDIT: I guess they aren't bones - must be just strong seams.

Nipple clamps are so hot! Especially if they come with a chain and are tight enough to make the woman grin just a bit. You can see how it makes her entire body tingle and wait to be touched. I love these nipple clamps and I loved this review. It made me want to hook the chain with a vibrator, tug and pull, and enhance the effect with an ice cube. It's only Monday, and I'm already like this. Oh, it's going to be a gooood week.

Throb

I wish. No 3-day weekends over here. TPBM finds hotels erotic.

This morning, I was tortured with amazing sex without climax. She says it's for tonight.

This is one of the cutest feel-good threads ever! Good luck, Suzy!

Can you guys come up with any other occupations where your ass is all sore after a 12-hour day?

Hell. This is a good one. Being the hedonist I am. When it comes to aperitivi, I choose medium dry Manzanilla Sherry with lightly roasted pistachios. Goes well together with candle light, long and meaningful looks and, if I remember right, a lengthy fellatio. CGEM

Adventure

ready

This is truly a point to remember. Sometimes I forget that foreplay for the afternoon starts when I make her the morning latte.

Anna Karenina at the National Ballet and a long and unhurried dinner. Unfortunately, I believe we'll be far too knackered to have sex that night, so well have to deal with it in the intermission instead. Hmmm, I wonder if the Cleopatra Egg is silent enough for a concert hall... CGEM

Love how you talk about "these little suckers".

If you're looking for the world's most critical guy towards male masturbation gear, you can quit searching. That's me. This didn't change last week when I, out of curiosity, inserted 4 € in a condom machine at Munich airport, in exchange for a "Travel Pussy". Priceless! I, together with my colleagues, couldn't help wondering how the interface would be. The box wasn't bigger than half a card deck. I opened the box, and what did I find... A thin polyethene plastic bag and a small portion of lube. A travel glove! How cool is that! I think paying 4 euros for a travel pussy is too much. Feels so dirty, a bit like you were paying for sex. CGEM

unused

I would like to see update on this one. Did Santa come with anything useful?

TRUE. Ballet, dinner and undressing in candlelight. TPBM prefers daylight.

Hi All, I guess I am the minority in the dirty talk. Do I like it? Love it? Hell yeah. Unfortunately for me, my gf doesn't feel comfortable with it, so there's not too much dirty talk in our bedroom. If I could change something in our sex life, this would be a strong candidate. I realised a funny thing. Dirty talk feels more comfortable in some languages than others. Indeed, Finnish is probably the lousiest language for dirty talk. It is just too formal and literal. Dirty talk in Finnish feels a bit too much like talking about absolute facts. You know, if I say "oh, you like to be fucked like the little slut you are, don't you", it feels as if I was asking whether she _is_ a little slut. Can you get it? I guess I'll have to get my French refreshed.

TRUE. I always need something. Normally it has to do with a pair of lips and fingernails, but I like to be surprised. TPBM has tasted his/her own cum.

Dom

Hi All, I share this fantasy. As a thought, that is just hot as hell. But as hot as it would be, I wouldn't go living it because I'm quite certain I couldn't handle it. Some fantasies are just better as fantasies. Another example of the same phenomenon is a threesome in a committed relationship. CGEM