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I know little of your relationship with your husband so I think if you left it to him to choose a partner you may feel hurt by this. Even though you tell him to do it jealousy and anger may be the only feeling you come up with if he were to follow your advice. Many people say or think they can handle it but more often than not it only serves to tear them apart. Anytime you have more than the two of you involved in anything it sometimes does more harm than good. If both of you decided this it would be a mutual decision and hence would at least put you both on a somewhat level starting point! Please read over all the answers you get here and then seek out more if you don't agree with us/them whatever you choose. Just make sure you have been well informed and are a willing participant. At the very least you have sought advice/information rather than just jumping into the deep end! This is normally the hardest part of something like this. Finding another to join you is not that difficult!!!

In this day and age your man is hot the only one to have this worry. It is gaining in acceptance for same sex hook-ups.Don't let your guard down!!

One other thing Samma.If the toy has not been reviewed maybe you could post a little opinion in one of the toy topics! At least it would be there for others who may ask. I've not looked at the reviews or checked on the application to become a reviewer yet. I know there is a place to apply but one of the moderators would have to tell you where it is!!

Most of the time I'm looking to cum immediately if not sooner. But at times I'll throw in a video, strip, lube up with the old masturbation sleeve and go for hours. By the time my gf gets home I'm too sore for regular sex but she normally gets out one of her toys and joins the party. She has a thing about watching men masturbate. Personally I like the long sessions!!!

There is just something about a woman who loves everything about sex. Most of the women I've been with would never even dream of it on the tits. I think it is very sexy for a woman to say the hell with everybody I want to enjoy myself. If my partner wants to try things I do my best to make sure that she gets to. And this happens to be one that she really enjoys. (OOPS, got distracted by Angelina Jolie naked on my TV). It is really surprising the things we do for our partners. And even more so when we find it is somewhat enjoyable also!

ROTFLMFAO!!!! Your last sentence reminded me of my cousin when he first started to figure out what sex was. His girlfriend was telling us that he had cumstains everywhere on his side of the bed from trying to hit the ceiling! Must have been short ceilings! Inever did ask if he ever hit it.

Hello SammaBear! Hope you enjoy it here! One can never have too many friends!!!

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This may sound strange to many here but my favorite toy is the Mod. King bed. I've installed eye bolts for obvious reasons, and with the mirrored canopy it is great to watch or to position myself so that she can watch. Even if we are only masturbating it is nice to be able to watch her also. The best $1200 we ever spent!! We've also got a Swing but as of yet I have not felt comfortable enough with the framework of my house to attempt a stress test! Maybe one day soon!

Hey Mandie! By your post I see you are basically the same size as my gf. She has the same problem at times and it is more of a relaxation and lubrication thing with her. There are times that she can get hers about 3/4 of the way in and times when 1/2 would be too much. Her toys are a bit bigger than yours but she may be more accustomed to them also. I think Mikayla, Tyger, mskay, or one of the many ladies here may be a better source for you. I have noticed that if she has been reading a Letter's or watching a video for a bit to get her urge that she seems to have better penetration. You might consider starting with a smaller one until you get used to it then you should be able to enjoy the larger one. If you are not used to being penetrated or have not had sex for a while it seems to me that a woman does start tightening back up. Although it is a great thing when you do have sex again it cannot be good for you to force anything inside. As you grow more accustomed to your toy(s) things should get better. I hope you come to find that it was money well spent. Noone should be without at least a dozen or so. Have fun, relax, do not force anything, and you should be able to take a toy that size. I know you didn't say anything about trouble taking a partner and I'm thinking there is not a lot of difference other than size and probably stiffness. Some toys may not have a lot of give to them.

Welcome aboard Willow!!!! I hope you enjoy your time here!!!

Wow Princess! Talk about jumping in with both feet. First I'll say welcome to the board! Now to the question at hand I am left to wonder what your intentions are here. Are you looking to get out of what appears to be an unhappy marriage? Is this other man able to give you everything that you need to be happy? Does he work and if so is it enough to support two people? I guess I should ask what his frame of mind is also? I'm really surprised that it took 5 minutes for you to ditch all that you had and jump into bed with another man. There must to be some real problems to do that. I would chalk it up to youth but to make it 10 years I wonder if you may be thinking that you are missing out on something. Obviously being with only 1 man and marrying so young does tend to create this situation many times. Although most do not wait 10 years. Perhaps the best thing I could suggest to you is to talk to this man and get to know his likes/dislikes, his feelings on the matter and that may get you prepared for the serious talk that must really take place between you and your husband! You must figure out why this happened and learn how to choose your path should it happen again. Until you figure out what caused this disaster you are destined to repeat it if you don't change things. I wish you the best of luck and I hope you will be happy regardless of which direction you choose to go!!!

Hey Smokin' always good to see that you did some lurking about first. Glad you found it a worthwhile place to join. As you have already seen Mikayla is a very knowledgeable young lady in many areas here. I know a lot can be gleaned from her and Tyger also. Although I must say that the ladies here are getting very vocal in the last week or so and that is even better. It is always to our adcantage to have more than just one or two opinions to help things out. I hope you enjoy the time you spend here! Welcome to the Board!!!

First let it be known that this may be considered harsh, It is not meant to be that way. You say this was brought on by a night of writing things down. There is something in communicating with your partner that MUST BE SAID!! This is a very major one. As young as you are I wonder what the communication is between the two of you other than pen and paper. You really need to open your lines of communcation and start talking about things!!!!1

Right on Thurisas! I think you may have hit that nail right on the head! But of course we should see how the ladies here respond. As you said we are men, and have little clue as to the female perspective.

Thanks for the tip Ginger! I'll be sure to check these things if I try again. I'm not real sure but I may have been trying to post as Rob was updating or something as it would tell me this was not available at the time. May have just been that the site update takes priority over new posting. IDK. I like your R&R idea also as things can take a turn to the flame side but I see a great need for a place to vent. I know the people here don't normally like these rants but at times it may be better to have a place to post them and not risk being ejected for them. I know I've been told and have had to rethink my posts as I think this is a great forum and would like to stick around.

Hi Mandie and welcome to the forum. I think most everyone here will tell you to take your education seriously and make it your first priority. It is the one thing in life that will get you above the norm. It may not be as much fun fun it is far more important to your future!!!!

Thank you Tyger for the dose of reality! It is much needed in the world today!!!

Just a few more worth mentioning-- Journey, REO Speedwagon, Air Supply, Lionel Richie, Barry White, Dr. Hook. Just a portion of my extensive collection!!!

There is little that tops the man. The Commodores is the only way I know to top Marvin!!

That is Freddy Jackson my man. An all around great album. Check out Levert's Big Throwdown for another great album!!!

Have fun and win BIG!! Lady luck is on your side!!!