SadPuppy

You can have 4 or 5 inches of mine! (Snow, that is.)

Oral Roberts died today at the age of 91. Uhhh, wait a minute - wrong kind of Oral. Sorry.

New "turn on" things are always nice. Sorry - couldn't resist. SP

Sorry Tyg, but I'm boring too. When I was married, all I needed to think about was my wife while I was alone and feeling frisky. Of course, it came back to bite me when we got divorced. Anytime I fantisized, she would always pop up in my thoughts. Then I'd get sad and lose it. Still happens to this day. So I guess to answer the thread...my best fantasy would be to have my wife back. I therefore remain..... ....SadPuppy

Pretty kitty.

That fuckin' bitch. Bringing innocent children into the world just to use as tools for manipulation of others. How can someone like that have normal loving relationships with the children while knowing all along why they were conceived in the first place? What if "Baby Suzie" doesn't do her "job" and daddy leaves anyway? Will she be resented (even subtly) for the rest of her life? You know, we've all heard of this kind of situation before, and it never ceases to amaze me how low and base a person must be to even dream up such a scheme, much less carry it out. It's sad. And to think that alot of these people go to church. It's surprising that they aren't struck by lightning before making it through the front door. We humans sure have a long way to go. Maybe a few more thousand years of evolution is what we need. Then our supposed intelligence will be more removed from the significant chunk of Neanderthal mentality that we obviously have yet to shed. Sigh. For these reasons, and more, I remain......... SadPuppy

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Here's my suggestion! If you're going to cheat, then you're a dumbass!!! Cheaters deserve the aftermath, the misery, the rumors, and everything else. If you don't care about your family and friends, and how it may affect them, then go ahead and cheat, dumbass.

6. ...or years.

You're not so bad yourself. Hope you're hangin' in there. Keep those lovely legs kickin' high! Take care, SP

I'd take you VEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRY seriously!!! Just a joke. Sometimes I can't resist the perfect straight line. SP

Yup - that's happened to me before. Feels great, she's doing nothing wrong, but I just couldn't push myself over the edge. My failure to reach orgasm was my fault, not hers. It was probably stage fright anxiety, etc, and usually happened the first few times with a new girl (what few I've had). I was never REALLY comfortable 100% of the time until my wife & I were married. Sex with a non-spouse is great, but for me, for some reason, the deep emotional attachment didn't take place until we were actually married. Then sex was REALLY an emotional and physical union for me. When she would whisper into my ear, "Mmmmmm, my husband," it would make me melt and would produce a deep orgasm for me. That's one reason that I haven't been able to have sex with anyone since we got divorced (8 years ago). But that's just me - for some folks, marriage is not necessary for the deep emotional bond. And that's fine. Point is, it's probably him thats having the snag for whatever reason, and probably won't happen every time, or even most of the time. Some of us aren't the stereotypical semen-squirting automatrons that can drop a load whenever we want. Be patient, understanding, and keep going. But don't think that's it's somehow you're fault. He may not have came, but a good time was still had by all! SP

I've always enjoyed/appreciated your contributions to this forum. Hang in there and take care of yourself. You are loved. Kindest Regards, SP

Hi ladylove I was never much into "picking up" strangers before I was married, but the FIRST thing I'd look for would be the wedding band. If there were one, that'd be a show-stopper. I think adultry is very wrong, and I would never EVER try to pick up a married lady. While I was married and out with friends, I'd never hit on anyone, and if some stranger would come up and "make a move", I'd smile, take it as a complement, and politely say no. Anyone who would try to pick up a married person rates very low on my morality scale. That's just the way this 40+ feels. I' know - I'm boring. And sad. And possibly in the minority. Too many married people fuck around. SP

1. Yup, though I'd reconsider if they came up with an additive that gets me f'd up. 2. Nope. Cigs & safety don't mix. 3a. Sure, and small governments, groups, and individuals too. 3b. see 3a. 3c. see 3b. No heat from me. I try to mind my own fuckin' business. But polls are cool. Speaking of f'd up - Howard's in TT Timeout. Howard & safety don't mix either. **hack-hack** smooooooooth!

My ex was a mosquito alright - she sucked the life out of me.

I've fucked and eaten out fat girls & skinny girls. Couldn't feel much of a difference. I've been fat, and I've been skinny. The one constant has been my little dick.

Me thinks I'm happy with you right there too. Great outfit on a great bod. Just wait - you'll knock 'em out.

You'll never know why for sure unless or until she can talk to you about it. If she can't, then it'll always hang over both of you. Then sex will go downhill and eventually end because of the lack of openess and trust, which is essential for a deep/lasting relationship. Someone in another reply suggested a difference between "giving a blowjob" and "having sex." It's all sex, and it's always both of you. If a woman is giving a blow job but doesn't think of it as "having sex," then it's more like a mechanical chore to her. She'll either have to come around and talk about it, or it'll end. Or if she participated in a wide variety of sex early on, then "backed off" when she thought she had you hooked, then she's manipulative and playing dirty pool. That happens sometimes too. Sorry.

Actually, it's lucky that we haven't seen a lot more of these! Thanks Rob.

Once. Then I'd avoid myself.

For me, stretch marks, or lack thereof, do not figure exclusively in my equation on what makes a woman sexy. I think that's pretty common among us guys. The physical part is not the only (or even most significant) part of sexiness. Big boobs; small boobs. Some very sexy women have big boobs. Also, some unsexy women (to me) have big boobs. Big tummy; small tummy; hairs around belly button, or none; love handles or none. Your boyfriend likes your tummy. Period. Your tummy is sexy. Period. Your tummy is sexy with stretch marks. He's very comfortable with your skin, and you should be equally comfortable within it. Without stretch marks, your tummy wouldn't be the same. Would you be sexier without stretch marks? Possibly, or maybe not. Your younger tummy was certainly sexy without them, and your current tummy is still sexy with them. Your tummy is only one ingredient, and as it is now, you're extremely sexy. INCLUDING your tummy, not DESPITE it! I have looked at your pictures. And thanks for letting us see yet another example of the many different sexy bodies here on TT. I ain't seen a bad one yet! And I noticed your stretch marks, along with every other sexy inch of you. If that body ever came anywhere close to me, I'd pitch a tent that would impress PT Barnum! I suspect most other guys would too. SP p.s. I also especially appreciate nice big nippies. and YOU GOT 'EM!! Yum.

Yup. Happens to me too, Angelkisses. Like you, as long as I can remember. Mine are a little different - I sense it ahead of time in my mind, but only for less than a second ahead. Then *BANG*. No real twitchy buildup. Sometimes it feels like my body jumps off of the bed. The image in my mind just before it occurs is usually something like this: I turn my head to just in time to see a speeding baseball just inches from my face. Then *BANG* Haven't gone to a doctor about it though. I've just kind of lived with it. I've searched the web, but can't find anything quite like it. Could be a fairly common affliction, but manifests itself a little different for each person. Maybe something similar to Restless Leg Syndrome, but still different. I'd be quite interested to hear what your doctor says. Thanks for your post - it's the first time I've heard of anything like this in another person. SP

Sex between drunk spouses isn't a problem, at least in my mind, since you're not really taking advantage. But if you're sober and try something that you normally wouldn't do when he's sober too, that may be different. You're the best judge for your particular relationship. Regarding his reaction, drunkedness introduces many uncertainties as to how people react to things. If he normally stays away from your toys, it may be that he'll giggle and try it if he's drunk, or he may get extremely pissed off, freaked, etc. Lots of alcohol tends to amplify emotions, both good and bad. If you're uncertain how he'll react, then you might be "rolling the dice". Again, you probably know best - go with what your guts tell you. SP

Sailor Girl, thanks for showing us how you experience the computer. You're right, the stock voice synthesizer sucks pretty bad. My day job is a meteorologist, and the voice sounds like the first version of when we started using an automated voice for our NOAA weather radio broadcasts. We called it Igor, and it sounded like a drunk Dr. Stephen Hawking. One night on a boring midnight shift, we messed with Igor. Wanna try something hilarious? Have it read... "Tis the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la la la la la." SP