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Carmen's Jel-Lee Dong This may look like your typical dong, but let me tell you, it can really do the trick. It is a pretty purple jelly and is not too large or too small. I would recommend this toy to a beginner because it is not intimidating, but is very pleasing and versatile. The jelly material also makes this a fantastic toy for water play! The toy was packaged with a sample of lube, so of course, I tried them out together. The lube made for very easy insertion and added to my pleasure. I’m not sure if this toy is modeled after anyone in particular, but it is very realistic looking and feeling. I could feel the head of the penis and all of the veins as I slid it in. It is very smooth and flexible, but rigid enough to do the job. I’ve never owed a toy with a suction cup before and this feature gives even more possibilities for play positions. Of course you can play with it without the suction cup being used, but it is nice to have more options. The suction cup allows for it to be stuck to the shower wall, giving you the ability to back up on it from behind. I then decided to stick it to the edge of the bathtub and straddled it. That was great, but what was even better was when I turned it around (picture riding him, facing away from him). This position allowed for the curve of the shaft to hit my G-spot AND for my clit to be pleased with the textured balls. I was quickly able to have a G-spot O followed by a clitoral O! Fabulous! The suction cup held up to all my playing and I never had to stop to replace it because of it coming loose. This toy’s design also is harness compatible for couple play, which I must admit, I did not get to try yet, but certainly would like to.

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Corporate Assets II Ok, Hubby and I were able to watch this movie, with sound, but I almost think it would have been better without it. Bad story and Bad acting! I honestly don’t like adult videos with a lot of story and acting, especially when it is bad. Just get down to business already! This also had that ultra cheesy feel due to the fact that it was filmed in the early 90s. Apparently, the clean shaven trend wasn’t in fashion yet, but the ladies were neatly trimmed, but a little too bushy for my taste. I also didn’t find any of the stars to be particularly attractive. I was pleased with the male lead – he was substantially endowed and uncircumcised. I personally had never seen anything like it, and it sparked my curiosity. Storyline, cheesiness and bad acting aside, the sex scenes weren’t bad. There were a lot of blow job scenes, so if this is your pleasure, you’ll get plenty of it in this flick, although cum shots were not really a part of the act. There was a great FFM threesome scene and I got some great ideas by watching it that I just HAVE to try! At one point, the well endowed lead had both girls, one on top of the other, doggie style in front of him and he took turns with each girl! HOT! In fact, just thinking about the scene gets me all a tingle! Another favorite scene for me was the last scene, an underground club type atmosphere with all types of fetishes and costumes that leads to several couples all having incredible hot sex in the same room! Another fantasy I would love to have happen to me. If you like a story, then this film provides one, although not very well. Not terribly hard core, but not too vanilla either. A bit dated, but all in all, it does the job. Hubby and I were all over each other by the end and got some good ideas of things to try in the future.

Candies Egg & Controller I LOVE this Toy! It comes in a clear, trendy package, allowing you to see the product inside. The toy itself is pretty – shiny metallic in pink or purple. The size of the egg is nice because it covers a lot more surface area than a conventional bullet. It can be used to stimulate the clitoris and vulva or can be inserted into the vagina or anus. It is also nice for a male to stimulate the penis, scrotum and perineum, as well as the prostate when inserted anally. My husband found the smooth vibrations quite exciting when I teased the head of his penis, his balls and his perineum with the egg. The first time I used it, my hubby held it against my clit as he used the remote to control the vibrations. There are four fantastic settings ranging from slow, fast, faster and fastest. It is not terribly loud either. At first I thought the first 2 settings were more than enough, but as he turned up the intensity, I was quickly bucking against the egg and shrieking as I came. The controller is very easy to use, with two buttons, up and down. A lighted display easily lets you know what level of vibrations is on. This toy is great to tuck into your panties for a “quick fix” and is works perfectly for the adventurous driver on a long commute!

Strawberries and Champagne Boudoir Puff I was excited to receive this product in my latest review kit. It looked soft, sweet and sensuous and I couldn’t wait to try it. It comes in a nice silky drawstring pouch and has satin ribbons attached to it. It is fluffy and soft and a pretty pink with a strawberry champagne flavor. Very romantic. The directions say to pat the puff generously all over the body. I thought I’d try it out on my arm. I patted it on my skin, but nothing happened. Hmm. I patted it harder. Nothing. Hmm? I patted it even harder (this would not be a romantic way to use this product). Still nothing. I ended up having to “fluff” and “knead” it quite a bit to get anything to happen. The smell was pleasant and the taste was subtle, but good. The powder felt luxurious – velvety soft. I would love to recommend such a fun product, but it needs to be improved a bit, or at least include directions about “prepping” the puff before it can be used.

Edible Thong Yuck! I would not even recommend this toy as a gag gift at a bachelorette party! This was awkward to put on, uncomfortable, and very, very messy! My husband reports a slight berry tasting plastic. The texture starts out smooth, but quickly becomes clumpy and mushy. Neither of us enjoyed it and we had to stop our play for a shower. If you do decide to try this product, I recommend both participants be clean shaven, as it will clump and stick to pubic and facial hair, even the finest stubble. If you are looking for an edible panty, I suggest a gummy candy style over this type.

Wowza! I've GOT to try that one!

Love Drops Love Me Flavored Massage Oil - Cherry Attractive packaging and fun name aside, this flavored massage oil failed to impress me. The massage oil itself was of good quality. It is not sticky or greasy, but smooth. It is non staining, also a plus. That is where the good qualities left off for me. As far as smell and taste, it leaves much to be desired. Upon opening the package, I immediately noticed the sicky sweet candy smell. The taste was similar to that of children’s pain reliever or cough syrup. Not sexy or sensual at all. This product may be satisfactory to a beginner, but having sampled other products, this one ranks at the lower end of the scale for me.

O'My Flavored Lubricant I loved everything about this product! First of all, my compliments on the packaging. This product comes in a hip, clear plastic box and the container if fabulous. It is elegant and practical. I wouldn’t mind displaying this lube on my night stand. The pump makes it easy to use. The smell is subtle as is the taste. Too often, flavored lubricants can have over powering and very sweet flavors. This was the pina colada flavor and even though I’m not a fan of this flavor personally, I was very impressed. The taste was not strong and it reminded me of a tropical drink. The smell was pleasant as well. As a lube, this product is top notch! It is not too thick or too watery. It feels natural and does not get sticky. A little goes a long way and it has lasting power. My husband and I had a lot of fun testing this product extensively. It works great for manual stimulation, oral sex and penetration. What I love most about this product is that it is sugar free! That’s right ladies, feel free to use this anywhere you like without fear.

Ultra Smooth Vibe This simple, unassuming vibrator is all that and more! Don’t let the package fool you. This vibe, although basic, is fantastic. It is a very pretty royal blue and truly is super smooth, almost silky. It ranges in speed from slow to fast with just the turn of a dial. You will easily find just the right speed to satisfy you. It is powerful and pleasurable for both clitoral and vaginal stimulation. It also works very well for g-spot stimulation if used at the right angle. It is just the right size for anyone. It is not too large to be intimidating, yet big enough to satisfy. This sensual beauty quickly brought me to gratifying clitoral and g-spot orgasms. Be sure to have 2 C Batteries on hand, because you won’t want to wait to try it out! The Ultra Smooth Vibe is a must have for any toy box, from beginner to sexpert! It is sure to become a favorite of anyone who owns it!

Oooh, I HAVE to try that with my hubby! My favorite way to masturbate is to insert a toy and then hump a pillow. I can imagine this would be even better!

I like to read erotica. I've also become a fan of you porn and I especially like moms that play - the videos really get me going! That being said, my favorite way to masturbate is still my tried and true method that I've been using since I was 12 - I get naked and insert a toy, then lie on top of two pillows lined up lengthwise and straddle them and grind away! It's probably a little weird, but it's what works best for me.

Isn't it incredible? I first learned about this on another social networking site, Cafemom and became obsessed with it! I read articles, asked questions and watched squirting porn on YouPorn. My hubby an I tried it one night and it worked! Now I can do it all the time if I want to! I can even do it during sex, which is a super turn on for my hubby, having hot wet gushes over his cock while he's f*cking me!

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I got a glass dildo about a year ago and I LOVE IT! In fact, I want more. I love that they are so hard and can be chilled or heated. Mine has nubbies on one end and a g-spot simulator on the other. It is sensual and fun to play with as a couple too. Keeping my eye out for another one, or several!

Nevermind, I'm starting to get the hang of it.

Wow! Thanks everyone for welcoming me. I'm looking forward to getting to know you!

Hello All! I'm on Cafemom.com, momsthatplay.com, facebook, and myspace and I am new to this site. I'm a pro at Cafemom, but I'm a little lost here. I'm not really sure how to edit my profile - especially what I wrote when I created my account and my signature. Does anyone know how to do some of the basic editing?

If you are looking for a basic, inexpensive lube for vaginal use, this product should provide what you need. This lubricant is a good, basic lubricant, but certainly not top of the line. I have tried many different lubes and this one rates about middle of the road for me. I personally prefer more of a high end lube that is longer lasting. This lube is adequate for vaginal penetration for intercourse or with toys. When manually stimulating my husband, it quickly became sticky and even though it is thicker lube, we needed to reapply it several times. This lube wouldn’t be my first choice for this type of use. Too Timid Pleasure Gel

I was excited to see this kit in my first review package and couldn’t wait to test it out. However, this vibe requires 2 AA batteries which are not included, and the size and quantity of the batteries required is not noted anywhere on the packaging. You’ll want to be sure to have some AAs on hand. It contains a long, slender, smooth vibe with 7 different vibration settings: standard slow, moderate and fast speed settings, a setting that starts out slow and gets fast then repeats this pattern, a slow vibrating pulse, a faster vibrating pulse and a pattern of 3 quick pulses followed by one longer vibe that repeats. My personal favorites were the fourth and seventh settings. They really mixed things up compared to what is offered by most vibrators. This toy alone could be fun, but it also includes two sleeves for extra pleasure. I recommend using a small amount of lube on the smooth shaft of the vibrator to easily slip on the sleeves. Don’t worry, they won’t slip once they’re in place. One is a penis shaped sleeve, complete with veins for added pleasure. I could really feel the veins as I slid it in and out and rubbed it against my clit. The second sleeve was angled for reaching the g-spot. The angled end had many raised “fingers” that felt incredible as I rubbed it over my clit and really aided in getting the vibrating sensations to a broader area, making it great as a g-spot vibe. This was by far my favorite sleeve, with the penis shaped sleeve coming in at a close second. Combine the sleeve options with the different vibrating functions and you’ve got a very fun, sensual, versatile sex toy. No matter what your preference, this vibe has something for everyone. For a girl who likes variety, I was very satisfied. The different sensations and vibration settings create an array of combinations sure to suit your every mood. I was able to achieve intense clitoral and g-spot orgasms using this vibe. Ultimate G-Spot Kit

This was a fun product I was excited to test. I was pleased to receive the Green Apple flavor, as it is not that common in flavored sex products. The fact that it is tart was also interesting. I also liked that this was not just a flavored massage oil, but an actual lube! I tried it out on my husband, and while the taste wasn’t bad, it wasn’t great either. It was a little sweeter than expected and it did have a bit of an unpleasant after taste, but then considering what it was being used for, it wasn’t bad. It certainly made it a bit more fun and pleasurable for both of us. Because this product is also a lube, it was very nice for taking breaks to stimulate him with my hands. It doesn’t get sticky and isn’t too thick. I would have loved to have tried it on myself and see how my husband liked it, but even though it is a lubricant, I was a little leery of using it near my vagina, for fear of a sugary product causing a possible yeast infection. All in all, this is not a bad product for adding a little bit of fun and flavor to the bedroom. Sex Tarts Sampler Set