TonboMidori

True for the most part TPBM has fooled around in a movie theater

There's 7 years between me and my SO. It really doesn't come through until we're watching something like Vh1 "I love the 80's" or "Family Guy". There will be some reference that he will laugh his ass off to, and I'll just be sitting there totally confused. The most recent one was something Domino's Pizza had in the 80's called a "Noid". I had no idea what it was, and he had to explain it to me. He said he felt really old after that...

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Ahh, the lovely lavender Candy Egg. This is only the second egg I’ve tried, so I’m not sure how it compares to others. All I know is, I like it! There is actually a good range on the 4 speeds, something I find lacking on a lot of multi-speed toys lately (could just be me). I can’t use the highest setting without peeling myself off the ceiling, so I figure it would be good for both the “gently, please” and the “crank it up!” toy users among us. The controller is very easy to work with, all you need is a working thumb This compact confection runs on 2 AA batteries, and the compartment tells you which way they go in. Bonus! According to the box the whole thing is waterproof, though I personally am a little iffy about submerging the controller. Not that it looks like it would leak, I just don’t like to take the chance. Made from hard plastic, the egg is the perfect size for inner or outer play, and easy to hold on to in or out of the water. The only complaint I have is that it’s not really quiet to begin with, and if you submerge it you get a sound like a small water boat. That, of course, is a small inconvenience compared to all the good stuff. Sweet stuff

When I first pulled these out of my Too Timid box, I thought, “What? These are just glorified baby wipes in a different package!” Luckily, I was wrong. Lots of baby wipes have aloe and are meant to be gentle to the skin, but these are actually different. For one thing, they stay moist much longer than any baby wipe I have ever used (I’m still playing with the one I pulled out over 20 minutes ago, and yes, it’s still moist). They also seem to be a bit sturdier, with a little stretch to them. They don’t contain alcohol or perfume, so they won’t dry out your skin or your toys, and there’s no overwhelming smell to worry about. Always a bonus! They come 10 to a hand-sized pack with a pull-back tab for easy open and close. While nothing beats a good wash for your toys, I would recommend these for a quick “no-germies” swipe. Hurry up!

False... No time TPBM has made out in an elevator

Oh, god! I haven't heard that one in forever... Never gets old

Figured I missed something. Sorry about that! Yes, it does hit the g-spot on me. It doesn't "hook in" to it, but it does stimulate quite nicely.

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Personally, I have a Nuvaring and I love it. I haven't gained weight or anything, since it's a really low hormone dose. The only thing I will say about it is that I tend to get some irritation if I leave it in during sex. Of course, you are responsible for putting it in and taking it out, so you get very familiar with your hoo-ha (if you're not already) Unfortunately, I have to go the hormone route so I have no idea how the non-hormone stuff works out. Good luck with whatever method you decide to go with!

Old place? Everywhere except balcony and outside front door New place? Just bedroom and attached bathroom so far... Don't worry, we'll get to the rest

Slick, scentless, and glycerin-free! What more can anyone ask from a water-based lube? More and more people are developing a sensitivity to glycerin, so this stuff is a little slice of heaven. Don’t let the small container (1 oz) fool you either, a little bit of this stuff goes a long way. It’s not sticky and won’t leave a funky film behind, which is always a plus. The little push top makes for easy access, so you won’t get too much. It’s foolproof! Plus, the little size is perfect for transportation, making some spontaneous summertime hanky-panky that much easier Grab some for summer fun! Slick it up!

Upon seeing this, the first thing I though of was a stylized musical note. I don’t know why, since I can’t read music. However, I am ready to sing its praises. This blue bombshell is made from silicone, and has that initial “ugh” smell. Don’t worry, it wears off with some air and a wash (be careful, this toy is not waterproof!). Even if it doesn’t, you’ll be having too much fun to notice it anyway. The silicone is nice and smooth, and the details are shallow to make for easier cleaning. It runs on 2 AAA batteries, which is where my only complaint comes in. There is no marking on the battery compartment to show which way they need to go. Plus, the instructions are small and very generic, so it was easier to just figure it out myself (one faces up, the other down. It doesn’t matter which side). The motor is in the top, but don’t let that deter you. You can feel every vibration all throughout. Even down to the bottom swirl, and I can tell you, that’s nice! It’s quiet, even when you crank it up all the way. The vibes aren’t too strong or weak, but just right. I would say this is a good addition to any collection. Happy shopping! La la la laaaaa

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Have a good time, see you in September!

Wishing you a quick and comfortable recovery!

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Wow, look at you go! Those are beautiful pieces.

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Hey, don't make fun of those of us with AD... Ooohhhh, lightning bugs! ...Wait, what were we talking about?

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Oh god hon, I am so sorry! I don't understand why some medical "professionals" are so impersonal like that. It's pretty cowardly to call to give you good news but leave bad news to the mail. No offense but I would call, raise hell, and change docs. In that order.

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