LilyElle

steamy

Iha, you're hilarious! I'm sure it won't ever get that bad, though... unless you're made of silicone.

Literorica.com is a great place to look. There's a huge selection of stories, nicely organized so you can find any topic quickly. I love to read erotica, and I go there all the time!

Do these have any aftertaste? Like ladylove, I've tried other "BJ flavorings," and most had a bad or chemical-ish aftertaste.

I couldn't agree more. These, though, I might consider trying...

Congrats, Aiden! I'm so glad it's finally happening for you. You're a very lucky woman, both with your husband and with your multiples!

I've never found any toys in my house as a kid, though did once stumble upon the diaphram and KY. I know my mom is creeped out by the concept of toys. Though given her blushing reactions to jokes about bondage (we were playing Apples to Apples... strange things came up for "romantic") I have to wonder. Once when I was babysitting, though, I got a surprise... The little girl's mother often snuggled her to sleep, then brought her to her own bed, so when bed time rolled around and she asked if she could go to sleep in Mommy and Daddy's bed, I thought nothing of it. Luckily for all involved I was the first one in there... one of the cuffs for their underbed restraint set was lying in full view! I quickly tucked it out of sight, then tucked in the little girl. Then I spent the next 5 minutes scrubbing my hands in the bathroom.

It definitely doesn't hurt! When we tried them out for the first time, I tried it against his inner thigh to make sure first. (great way to reassure him that it won't damage him!) I've heard that some guys don't really feel it, or they feel it and don't get the hype, but that's about the worst that can happen. Just make sure you don't grind them against his manhood too hard with your tongue, remember that they ARE a hard candy, and you wouldn't want to scratch him. One little trick that drives my boyfriend absolutely wild: take as much penis as you comfortably can in your mouth (you don't have to deepthroat for this to feel amazing!), and swallow around him. You're not trying to swallow him down any farther, you're holding him still and swallowing everything else in your mouth. He gets a sudden burst of intense suction, and the muscles in your tongue and throat automatically do all sorts of interesting things. It's not very hard, sort of like swallowing with a (very very big) straw in your mouth. Thanks everyone for your tips! I've GOT to try a few of these... and then a few more... and a few more...

Happy 4th of July everyone!

Spiders

True... it's almost noon, and I'm not out of my PJs yet. Tpbm slept in this morning.

Very TRUE! Those nights are so fun. Tpbm has a doctor's appointment coming up.

ocean

I like having both the new reviewers and the seasoned reviewers. While the new people give a fresh look at things, the seasoned reviewers have the advantage of having tested lots and lots of toys, so they have more to compare the currently reviewed toy to. Seeing an "old-timer" stamp of approval for a toy in the reviews means a lot.

You're not the odd woman out at all. Many of the guys who are just posting pictures of their woodies are probably the same ones who are mistaking this for some sort of dating site. It's still demeaning though, that they think their pecker is all that matters about them. I feel kind of bad for those guys, you know?

Iha, you almost made me spill tea all over my computer! That is hilarious! True, though...

Don't you hate it when the one time you can't afford to get sick, you're sick for a week? Don't you hate it when your boss decides to cancel your vacation... without telling you? (no lie, this just happened to my dad... so much for a family trip!) Don't you hate it when your SO leaves dirty clothes all over the floor after promising not to? Don't you hate it when you order something online, and it arrives broken, so you not only have to wait for the insurance claim to be approved, then wait for your refund from the seller, and then finally go get a new one (and wait for it to arrive)? (it was the prettiest vase... except for the huge chip) Don't you hate it when you're reading a great series of books, have just finished one and reach for the next, only to realize that it hasn't been published yet? Don't you hate it when you can't kiss your SO because you're sick, and you don't want to get them sick, too?

True! I just wish I had a chance to do it more often! Tpbm likes outdoor sex.

True... unfortunately, I'm sick, so I've told him not to get too close when he comes to visit me so I don't get him sick! Tpbm had to wake up early this morning.

I've only ever been with my SO, and he's uncut. It's never bugged me, but then I have nothing to compare it with. Personally, I like the way it looks with the foreskin intact (at least from the pictures of cut penises I've seen), but that may just be because that's what I'm used to. I occasionally tease him that he looks like a yummy cannoli (usually right before "eating" the "cannoli"). If we decide to have kids down the road when we get married, we don't want to cut them.

False, I have trouble falling asleep unless it's dead silent. Tpbm snores.

I first went on birthcontrol pills when I was a virgin, and I've never gone off of them. I went on them because my periods were so bad that I developed an iron deficiency, even when I was taking iron supplements, so my doc specifically put me on one of the pills that leaves you with almost no period. I only get light spotting most of the time now, but every so often I get a mini-period, and whether we have sex then depends on how I'm feeling. Sometimes I'm incredibly horny when I'm flowing, sometimes even the thought of having sex leaves me cold. If I'm horny, we have sex, but when I'm on my period and not horny, we've discovered that nothing will get me horny, and I might as well be a cold fish. Lucky for us, I only actually get those mini-periods 2 or 3 times a year, and my SO is very understanding when it happens.

Definitely true! Last post before I crash... TPBM likes to watch/listen to thunderstorms.

rain

I have one of the simply annoying strains that causes Plantar Warts (warts on the soles of your feet). I got it at summer camp as a kid, and it's just sort of faded in and out for years. They're annoying, but harmless. I've gotten some surgically removed before, but the scarring on the feet is more painful to walk on than the warts were, so I've never gotten others cut/lasered/frozen off.