Members sun_flower969 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 In connection with work I ended up with a camouflage outer layer and knapsack, camouflage army helmet, and goggles. Tried it all on with boots and gloves and grabbed my son's Nerf shotgun with its bright green, orange, and yellow color scheme.My wife took a look and said, "You're fucking me in that later."Oh my God I LOVE IT!!!!!So... did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted October 30, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 In connection with work I ended up with a camouflage outer layer and knapsack, camouflage army helmet, and goggles. Tried it all on with boots and gloves and grabbed my son's Nerf shotgun with its bright green, orange, and yellow color scheme.My wife took a look and said, "You're fucking me in that later."Were you a good soldier who followed your commanding officer orders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted October 30, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 If the truth be known, no. I think we got side tracked that night and never did get back to it.============================As for other utterings, I once said to her on my way out of the house, and purposely muttering it, "Ok, fuck you later."Her reply, in a did-I-just-hear-what-I-think-I-heard way, "What did you just say??"Me, slowly and carefully enunciating: "I said I'll talk to you later."Her: "Oh, ok . . ." Starts to turn away, then the lighbulb comes on. "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 If the truth be known, no. I think we got side tracked that night and never did get back to it.============================As for other utterings, I once said to her on my way out of the house, and purposely muttering it, "Ok, fuck you later."Her reply, in a did-I-just-hear-what-I-think-I-heard way, "What did you just say??"Me, slowly and carefully enunciating: "I said I'll talk to you later."Her: "Oh, ok . . ." Starts to turn away, then the lighbulb comes on. "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID!"LOL great! If I had said that about the outfit... in my house, I would never get away with it! He would not leave me alone til it came true!!FINE with me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted November 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 If I close my eyes I can see you above me, feel your weight, the warmth of your skin...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eminatic Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 this is more of a thought than an uttering...and i know this is COMPLETELY out of character for me but..there's this guy i noticed in class a while back and no matter how hard i try not to, i CANT stop thinking about what i would do to him if i had the chance!!! i've been trying to sit in front of him lately because if i sit next to/behind him i won't be able to stop checking him out the entire class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted November 15, 2009 Members Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 I've been bad, I need a good lickin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted November 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 I've been bad, I need a good lickin' mmm cumeere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted November 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 mmm cumeere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shdowulf39 Posted November 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 now if I was single and didn't have a wonderfull woman in my life I would say.......come here and let me spank your bare bottom for being bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted November 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 now if I was single and didn't have a wonderfull woman in my life I would say.......come here and let me spank your bare bottom for being bad.And, If I was single and didn't have a loving husband I'd say...... I'll be right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted November 18, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 "I can still taste your lipstick and it is making me Soooo hot" (in a text I got today) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted November 19, 2009 Members Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 "I can still taste your lipstick and it is making me Soooo hot" (in a text I got today)Ohhh Sunny! Marrying a younger man has benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted November 22, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Ohhh Sunny! Marrying a younger man has benefits.Shhhh don't tell my secrets!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted November 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Shhhh don't tell my secrets!! LOL Your secrets are safer with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted November 28, 2009 Members Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 It wasn't supposed to be a naughty uttering. It just came out wrong.My 6th grade son had been asking birds and bees type questions recently, and I asked him if they were covering any of this stuff in school yet, and he said no.Then a few days ago he asks, "Guess what we had in Health Class today?" My first guess was just something silly and he said no. Then I guessed Sex Education, only I didn't say the Education part, I just said "Sex." Well, he's staring at me and my wife is staring at me, and I tried to recover the fumble with "I ... I ... meant ... Education; Sex Education ..." But by then the damage was done, with my son muttering, "That was disturbing, Dad, that was disturbing," and my wife shaking her head, but laughing a bit also.It just came out wrong . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted December 1, 2009 Members Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Now, right this moment! Dam, monday night football *** I am so much more fun than Monday night foot ball, Hmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted December 20, 2009 Members Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Baby, I'm going to make you sweat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted January 15, 2010 Author Members Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 "Oh baby, I fucked you so hard I think I broke a nut..." (yes he really did say that!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted January 16, 2010 Review Team Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 "Oh baby, I fucked you so hard I think I broke a nut..." (yes he really did say that!)OMG - I love that! My husband has told me I "broke" his penis after a good O before, but never that he broke a nut!!! LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sunshine Sam218 Posted January 19, 2010 Members Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 For some reason, your like the only man I've ever met and has looked at me and got me wet.[i said to my current boyfriend and it's very very true. His reaction was pretty funny, lol] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mudshark Posted January 24, 2010 Members Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 For some reason, your like the only man I've ever met and has looked at me and got me wet.[i said to my current boyfriend and it's very very true. His reaction was pretty funny, lol] You do know how to build a guy's ego, Amma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted January 29, 2010 Author Members Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 last night..."That pussy needs to be fucked so hard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members taylorblu Posted January 29, 2010 Members Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 i was giving h a bj and i stopped and looked up at him and said "i don't think you ever cum all over my face before" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 30, 2010 Members Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 i was giving h a bj and i stopped and looked up at him and said "i don't think you ever cum all over my face before"AND....... your going to leave us hanging like that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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