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OK, so fess up, what do porn stars do that annoy you? If you were with one in real life, what would you tell them to knock off?

I know I yell at the screeen 'DON'T fucking jerk his cock that hard, idiot!' - so what annoys you???

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OK, so fess up, what do porn stars do that annoy you? If you were with one in real life, what would you tell them to knock off?

I know I yell at the screeen 'DON'T fucking jerk his cock that hard, idiot!' - so what annoys you???

Just the overall fakeness of it. All of the fake moaning and screaming.

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When they moan as soon as his cock goes into her. I'm sorry, maybe its me, but its not an instant moaning feel good situation as it enters. At least not orgasm moaning worthy. <_<

You know....I moan and sometime gasp as soon as a cock (or even toy) enters me....it is that initial 'fuccck yeah' sensation.

How about when they do ATM (ass to mouth) - sooooo totally unhealthy!

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When the women use those fake high pitched baby voices....it makes them sound so f-ing stupid and I can't stand stupid and helpless women...it automatically cancels any eroticism that might have been invoked because it grosses me out that bad...usually end up turning the volume off.

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When they moan as soon as his cock goes into her. I'm sorry, maybe its me, but its not an instant moaning feel good situation as it enters. At least not orgasm moaning worthy. <_<

That and the way they handle cum, I find it nasty but I guess thats just part of my likes and dislikes.

I'm with Mikayla on this on, I usually gasp/moan whenever i'm entered, or at least the first time or so.

They are just like ridiculously rough. Somethings do NOT need to be biten, gnawed on or chewed on.

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things i CANNOT look at in porn:

-ANY time a guy gives a girl oral. the guy is always WAY too rough and looks like a clumsy idiot and it makes me cringe just looking at it.

- ANY time a guy fingers a girl. see above

- when they make girls do ATM and they act like they enjoy it

-when girls finger themselves or touch themselves....100 times worse with the nails

- when a guy uses a toy on a girl and then "feeds" it to her and the girl acts like she enjoys it

-i never EVER watch the cum shot.

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OK, so fess up, what do porn stars do that annoy you? If you were with one in real life, what would you tell them to knock off?

I was going to say something about the idiotic shoes the women wear. I don't know what they're called, so i Googled "porn shoes" to see if I could find a name for them. This site came up [ http://www.zazzle.com/porn+shoes ] Excuse me? Keds makes porn shoes? Plaid porn shoes? ROFLMAO!!

Anyway, seeing some 19 year old kid teetering on those 3 inch platform shoes with the 6 inch heals, 2 inch nails, and tons of make up just makes me laugh, in a sad kind of way. She is trying so hard to look sexy and sophisticated and she really just looks pathetic. She might look sexy in a pair of Keds though. ;) If you're dumb and under 25 go for the teen look, because it's hard to pull of sophisticated if you can't pronounce the word.

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^here in las vegas we have a store called House of Shoes which specifically sells porn/stripper shoes. in fact, you must be 18 or older to try them on. alot of them are reeeally tall clear platforms that have a slit with a kiss mark or guitar or heart or something where you can insert dollar bills into the shoe. there is a little trap door in the foot to retrieve the money later.

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I don't like porn stars that sound like they're kids. The whole high-pitched voices that sound like an 8th grader, yet talking like a sailor on vacation (like Jenna Haze, she annoys the hell outta me!!!). I also don't like the whole cumming in the mouth, then spitting/drooling it all out. That is just gross to me.

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I don't like obviously over-done moaning and groaning. I hate it when one of the performers looks right at the camera. And I agree with Tyger on the drooling cum.

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I'm another that find the cum-dribbling off putting. That and when you can clearly see the female in a multi-male situation isnt enjoying it (probably more one of my issues than anything else though)

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When they moan as soon as his cock goes into her. I'm sorry, maybe its me, but its not an instant moaning feel good situation as it enters. At least not orgasm moaning worthy. <_<

If I have sufficiently worked up to it, I can cum when he enters me... but you know this is not the case because it's FAKE!

The thing I hate is all the surgery and the unrealistic expectations pornstars have made for women to measure up to! (but you know I was gonna say that right? LOL)

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If I have sufficiently worked up to it, I can cum when he enters me... but you know this is not the case because it's FAKE!

The thing I hate is all the surgery and the unrealistic expectations pornstars have made for women to measure up to!

Women?? They guys are portrayed as fuck appliances that go for three hours straight and cum when someone says, "now." C'mon - the guys are under a lot more pressure. A woman can smear KY on her nasty bits and moan and groan all night and who knows she isn't having the time of her life? She can TOTALLY fake it. The poor guy has to prove he's into it by coming up with a semi-permanent erection. The girls have it easy.

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A woman can smear KY on her nasty bits and moan and groan all night and who knows she isn't having the time of her life? She can TOTALLY fake it. The poor guy has to prove he's into it by coming up with a semi-permanent erection. The girls have it easy.

i'm going to refrain from saying anything more than: That is NOT true. :angry:

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Exactly EM!

First, men have PILLS at their disposal that will help them achieve the adonis of erections. Secondly, these films are almost never shot in continuous frame, he doesn't have to have a 4 hour erection. Thirdly, KY or no KY you get fucked for 9 hours straight and see how happy you are about it at the end. Fourth, in porn the women are expected to be all glamourous, vocal, sexy, active. The men, well, they usually aren't. Women do have to work at being a good porno princess, and there are a lot more criteria for them to meet then men. IF this wasn't true, then how did ROn Jeremy become a porn star???

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Exactly EM!

.... IF this wasn't true, then how did ROn Jeremy become a porn star???

:lol::lol: LMAO!!!! That is soooo true!

And while I agree with you guys about the upkeep, fake glamour, etc...I will also admit that I can't get into watching any of it, especially the amature clips with unattractive (for the sake of political correctness I will refrain from listing all the other negative physical aspects that I don't want to see) people in them. I will admit that if I'm going to look at any of this stuff (and it's all just fantasy anyway) I want a halfway pretty picture or else I'll just use my own imagination thank you.

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Exactly EM!

F Thirdly, KY or no KY you get fucked for 9 hours straight and see how happy you are about it at the end.

Boy, I dunno. Maybe someone here can help me experience 9 hours of fucking so I'll truly understand the plight of the porn princess. Can I just holler "uncle" after a few hours if I can't take it anymore? :rolleyes:

Fourth, in porn the women are expected to be all glamourous, vocal, sexy, active. The men, well, they usually aren't. Women do have to work at being a good porno princess, and there are a lot more criteria for them to meet then men. IF this wasn't true, then how did ROn Jeremy become a porn star???

The men have three criteria to meet. Get hard, fuck, and cum on cue. That is VERY difficult. Jeremy became a star even though he looks like a hamster because it's hard for a man to be good at it and he was apparently good at it. If it was easy all male porn stars would be handsome, perfect specimens of the human form. There just aren't that many good-looking guys out there who can do the job. A woman probably can't appreciate how difficult it is to get an erection on demand, fuck enthusiastically for a specific required period of time without blowing your wad, and then on command, pull out and spew for the camera. It takes a lot of concentration and a level of control most men simply don't have. Women experience nothing like it.

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Surely you don't think that these men really get an erection 'on demand' do you? They use Viagra, Penis pumps, have 'fluffers' - those who give them handjobs or oral sex before their scene. They also are sometimes NOT hard to begin with, the girl helps them or you can see them helping themselves. I also have it on good authority that they are not expected to 'cum on cue' - in fact. many time they cum and then stop shooting, go for round 2 THEN film the money shot. I am not saying that the porn men don't have to 'work' but, I surely don't see many MEN getting in these ridiculous positions, putting one leg up while balancing on a 6 inch stilletto heel while getting fucked by the MAN who is standing there. Also, there are very few male performers who I find 'sexy' - most of them are...eh...average at best. However, the porno princesses, well, they are expected to have looks, great bodies, attitude, sex appeal, etc.

We also have to remember that porn is a J O B. These performers know what they have to do, they do it, and when successful, they provide quality adult entertainment. It is work, it is 'hard' and it isn't just 'fucking.'

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wow...are you KIDDING me???

a single 20 minute porno can be shot over many DAYS. they do NOT have to "get hard" OR "cum on cue" they use pills, extensions, fake cum, everything you can think of.

and "smearing KY on her nasty bits" does NOT magically make everything easier. it is EXTREMELY painful to have sex when not aroused. more happens during arousal than simply "getting wet" KY can help the GUY penetrate easier, it does NOT magically make the need for arousal disappear for the woman.

on top of that women are subjected to EXTREME degradation, being forced to act like servants, have men treat them like shit and act like they enjoy it, being forcibly gagged to the point of vomiting and literally being forced to eat shit- still requiring them to act like they enjoy it. (note by "forced" i do not mean physically forced, but "forced" in the sense that this is the standard that most women in porn are expected to meet and they will have an extremely difficult time finding work otherwise)

so now we have an alarmingly large amount of men running around thinking that porn is real and expecting women to just naturally want to be servants for their own sexual gratification.

oh yes. the porn industry is SO tough on men :rolleyes:

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Surely you don't think that these men really get an erection 'on demand' do you? They use Viagra, Penis pumps, have 'fluffers' - those who give them handjobs or oral sex before their scene.

Of course they're expected to get hard on demand - and they make them take pills, stick their dicks in a vacuum cleaner, and make some ugly porn wanna be suck on them in order to do it. They won't let a whole film crew stand around polishing their nails waiting to see if the guy's in the mood that day. If he doesn't get his dick up he's back to flipping burgers and McD's in a heartbeat.

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Surely you don't think that these men really get an erection 'on demand' do you? They use Viagra, Penis pumps, have 'fluffers' - those who give them handjobs or oral sex before their scene.

The comment was about the standards normal women have to live up to vis porn queens. You've just shown very effectively what kind of standards men have to live up to. WE get compared to a guy with drugs, appliances, and an extra girl or two to get him warmed up just to perform sex at all. You want to talk about the women's comfort while they're doing it. I wonder how comfy one of those penis pumps is.

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The comment was about the standards normal women have to live up to vis porn queens. You've just shown very effectively what kind of standards men have to live up to. WE get compared to a guy with drugs, appliances, and an extra girl or two to get him warmed up just to perform sex at all. You want to talk about the women's comfort while they're doing it. I wonder how comfy one of those penis pumps is.

oh you've got to be kidding me. bitching about having to use a penis pump (which i might add many men buy strictly for pleasure) is surely a fate worse than being expected to perform dehumanizing acts with a smile? to love being choked, treated like a piece of meat, face permanent rectal prolapse/damage and other long term side effects? don't forget women must also take pills and they are not without very serious side effects. pull your head out of your ass for christ's sake. i'm done with this thread, lest i have to witness any more ignorant pig drivel.

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When they moan as soon as his cock goes into her. I'm sorry, maybe its me, but its not an instant moaning feel good situation as it enters. At least not orgasm moaning worthy. <_<

That and the way they handle cum, I find it nasty but I guess thats just part of my likes and dislikes.

I would say it gets annoying when their moaning is excessively loud and obnoxiously fake. I'm not really inclined to compare who has it easier, men or women. I'm sure there's enough pressure to get it right for both. I don't know how easy it would be to fuck that long with a camera crew practically up your ass!

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