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8 minutes ago, michelleddd said:

Share your crazy, funny, embarrassing, stories 

Can be sexy, naked, bad judgement lol

 

One embarrassing time was an occasion I was in the bathroom masturbating. I sometimes, after getting hard, like to lay face down and fantasize being on top of a gorgeous woman, rubbing my cock on a towel as if fucking until I cum. I don't remember how old she was, but my young daughter opened the door and saw me laying there. Not sure if she realized what I was doing or not.

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10 minutes ago, tiger48 said:

One embarrassing time was an occasion I was in the bathroom masturbating. I sometimes, after getting hard, like to lay face down and fantasize being on top of a gorgeous woman, rubbing my cock on a towel as if fucking until I cum. I don't remember how old she was, but my young daughter opened the door and saw me laying there. Not sure if she realized what I was doing or not.

She didn’t see anything, probably just thought how weird you were lol 

Thanks for sharing!

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One of mine is when my husband and I were fishing one day at a small creek out in the middle of no where. 
 

We’d been there all day, gradually moving down the bank getting further away from the truck. He decides he’s going to move it closer to us. So I get this bright idea I’m going to flash him as he gets out of the vehicle, we had not seen a car all day so why not?

I stand up and pull my shirt up he’s laughing and enjoying BUT right at that moment an old red station wagon drives by. A man and two teenage boys all in the front seat. It was like slow motion at this point. The looks on their faces, it seemed like forever  to get my shirt pulled down.  
Oh to have been privy to their conversation on their way to wherever they were going. 

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2 hours ago, michelleddd said:

She didn’t see anything, probably just thought how weird you were lol 

Thanks for sharing!

She probably said to herself "oh Dad"!

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When my son was about 3, he walked in on me one night while I was using my vibrator. Hubby works nights so I was all alone. He barged in needing help to go potty just as I was getting ready to O. So I told him to turn around for a minute, finished my O, and then helped him go to the bathroom. 😂

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When my son was 4 ish he came into our bedroom early one morning while I was doing my cowgirl thang, it was chilly in there so I was covered. We told him to go watch tv and we’d be out soon. He wanted to know why I was on top of his dad? I said I was tickling him.  He was ok with that.  🤣

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5 hours ago, michelleddd said:

When my son was 4 ish he came into our bedroom early one morning while I was doing my cowgirl thang, it was chilly in there so I was covered. We told him to go watch tv and we’d be out soon. He wanted to know why I was on top of his dad? I said I was tickling him.  He was ok with that.  🤣

A few weeks ago we were down the basement living room and  I was in the throes of a big O…moaning very loudly! Our son came to the stairs and yelled “Mom are you ok? Are you hurt? Do you need me to call dad to help you? Or I can come down there.” Hubby came up for air and responded, “I’m down here, I got her!” Yes, he did. 😂

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1 hour ago, Katie Did It said:

A few weeks ago we were down the basement living room and  I was in the throes of a big O…moaning very loudly! Our son came to the stairs and yelled “Mom are you ok? Are you hurt? Do you need me to call dad to help you? Or I can come down there.” Hubby came up for air and responded, “I’m down here, I got her!” Yes, he did. 😂

Hilarious! I think it gets harder to have spontaneous sex as the kids get older. 

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@michelleddd, I like your post idea.   I have had a few embarrassing situations throughout the years.  Here’s one from my early 20s.

I was road-tripping back from Ohio, going through Indiana and I stopped for gas and noticed an adult store next door.  After I filled up, I decided to venture into the store.  It was one of those dark sleazy places, magazine and video racks, and private video booths with a few guys milling around.  The gruff guy behind the counter informed me that there was a $2 cover and for it I got a couple tokens for the video booth.

It was dark inside and a little difficult to get my bearings so I took the tokens and went back toward the video booths.  Thinking what the hell, I might as well use these.  I decided to go to one that was off on its own.  As I entered, I noticed a couple guys creepily spying me.  I tried to close and latch the door, but the gate hook seemed to be inconveniently broken.   I inserted a token and the grainy video started, watched for a few moments and it wasn’t my style so I switched the channel to another and another and another- again and again the scenes weren’t to my liking.  At this point, I sensed someone was at the door of the video booth, I slammed my foot against the door knowing that it wasn’t latched.

Then it dawned on me.  This booth only had gay men videos and my entry to this booth may have peaked the interest of the guys loitering in the dark hallway outside the video booths. 

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On 10/1/2022 at 1:30 AM, Katie Did It said:

When my son was about 3, he walked in on me one night while I was using my vibrator. Hubby works nights so I was all alone. He barged in needing help to go potty just as I was getting ready to O. So I told him to turn around for a minute, finished my O, and then helped him go to the bathroom. 😂

At least he didn’t see what you were doing. ☀️

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8 minutes ago, Katie Did It said:

Good point! And he had no idea what was going on. 

You were lucky...lol.☀️

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1 hour ago, Comma Sutra said:

@michelleddd, I like your post idea.   I have had a few embarrassing situations throughout the years.  Here’s one from my early 20s.

I was road-tripping back from Ohio, going through Indiana and I stopped for gas and noticed an adult store next door.  After I filled up, I decided to venture into the store.  It was one of those dark sleazy places, magazine and video racks, and private video booths with a few guys milling around.  The gruff guy behind the counter informed me that there was a $2 cover and for it I got a couple tokens for the video booth.

It was dark inside and a little difficult to get my bearings so I took the tokens and went back toward the video booths.  Thinking what the hell, I might as well use these.  I decided to go to one that was off on its own.  As I entered, I noticed a couple guys creepily spying me.  I tried to close and latch the door, but the gate hook seemed to be inconveniently broken.   I inserted a token and the grainy video started, watched for a few moments and it wasn’t my style so I switched the channel to another and another and another- again and again the scenes weren’t to my liking.  At this point, I sensed someone was at the door of the video booth, I slammed my foot against the door knowing that it wasn’t latched.

Then it dawned on me.  This booth only had gay men videos and my entry to this booth may have peaked the interest of the guys loitering in the dark hallway outside the video booths. 

Lol, shocker!! Those highway stores are pretty cringe generally speaking.   
 

I have a creepy story about an old theater where they showed porn back in the day.  I was barely legal and my husband, before we were married, asked me if I wanted to go. 
Sure, why not?!  Could be fun. 
 

We go in sit down, lots of seats to choose from, maybe 3 guys in the whole place. We sit far away from everyone. And I had no intention of doing anything there just get horned up and at least make it to the car. 
 

So it’s playing and I notice some guy moved to sit directly behind me   ALL I can think is he’s going to cum in my hair!  Here I am very young, long blonde hair to my butt and freaking out about this creepy guy  So we move, he follows us again. I’m like we have to leave I can’t do this! 😳😱🤢

Thats my one and only public film experience.   Wait that’s not true,  when we lived in Texas and there was a drive in that used to show porn. That was fun!


 

 

 

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I was in my 20s when I meet this girl. So we went down to the ocean and found a nice place to park,got in the back set and got right into having sex.Well sometime later we where laying their naked and heard a tap on the window and someone with flashlight looking in.Next thing I hear is,you cant camp here.I just said does it look like im camping. I went back to what I was doing.Well sure enough we woke up in the morning still in the back seat naked .I still look back and laugh.,Im sure it was a sheriff .Im glad they just walked away.The old days 😁

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Was in the lunch room sitting beside the hallway windows that ran the length of the room enjoying my lunch when one of the summer college girls walked by, she had exceptionally large breasts and I said to the guy sitting across from me that I sure would love to titty fuck her, He looked, then responded "That's my daughter".  I finished my lunch in silence.

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