Tyger Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking Very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his Latex gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied " Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of Latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their Hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into Boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental Procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whittibo Posted April 16, 2007 Members Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 That's funny! I have to remember that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted April 17, 2007 Members Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 LOL Tyger!! Well here is a couple funnies I heard yesterday. Just to clarify that not all women perfer them this way but I had to laugh.Why do women perfer circumcised penises?Because they can't refuse something that is 10percent off.Why is Laura Bush always on top when she and George Bush make love?Because George can only F$%^ up!Okay one more!A husband bought his wife a mood ring so he could monitor her emtional swings. After a week of her wearing the ring, he discovered that when she was in a good mood the stone turned green. But when she was in a bed mood, it left a big f$%^ing red mark on his forhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WifeMomSlave Posted April 17, 2007 Members Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Thanks Tyger! I always look forward to your jokes! I send them out to my friends who aren't on here and share the joy lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members clewing Posted April 20, 2007 Members Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 That was a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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