Members elizabeth Posted August 3, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 I wonder who thought of making a sex toy topped with a little purple bear with his arms up above his head like he's signaling for a field goal. This is not an idea that would occur to just anyone. The Little Teddy Waterproof Clitoral Tickler is a product that clearly sprang from the depraved and fevered imagination of someone who is truly special.The Little Teddy Waterproof Clitoral Tickler is, truly, the perfect toy for anyone who fetishizes gummy bears. A small, reasonably powerful, purple vibrator, it also has what the packaging describes as a "soft jelly animal cap" on top. Speaking of which, I want to interrupt this review for a public service announcement. "Soft Jelly Animal Cap" is not a sexy phrase. If you are a sex toy packaging designer, it is not a phrase that should even be in your vocabulary. "Tiny Titillating Teddy" perhaps, or "This Bear Wants To Give You A Different Kind of Embrace," but "Soft Jelly Animal Cap" puts me more in mind of a treatment for some unfortunate canine skin disease.If you can get past the packaging, and the disturbing notion of putting a virulently violet gummy animal between your legs, the Little Teddy Waterproof Clitoral Tickler is actually a pretty decent vibe. It's main design flaw, bear aside, is that its battery case lock is also the power switch. When you turn off the vibrator you frequently end up also unscrewing the cap. The single speed vibrations, however, are reasonably strong and consistent, and, although I hate to admit it, that bears happy little hands do make for an interesting sensation. You can place the vibrator so that the hands wrap around your clit, and have a very lovely time indeed. I'm not sure it would be the best toy for someone who is, um, goal oriented about their sex toys, since it didn't get me off, but it is a fun novelty toy and I think that little bear and I will have some nice pre-game shows in the future... even if he won't always manage to put the ball between the posts. Score! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members woozyG Posted August 3, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 I found your post to be pretty humorous. I am not turned on by this product at all. I haven't used it, but I think I would feel like I was using a kids toy. The bear and the bunny and anything else animal related just seems a little odd to me. I'm sure they can still do the trick for some. Just not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elizabeth Posted August 3, 2007 Author Members Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 I found your post to be pretty humorous. I am not turned on by this product at all.Thanks! I have to admit that I'm not particularly turned on by it either, but I do like to have the occasional toy that can be used to send people screaming from the room in horror. (The last toy that made ME run screaming from the room was a dolphin version of the Rabbit that actually made dolphin noises when you turned it on. It was the most vile thing ever) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cdwaldorf Posted August 4, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 The look of this toy gave me the creeps. I liked the idea of the toy but I would have a hard time getting pass the child toy look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted August 4, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Sorry to hear this toy wasn't your cup of tea.Please note that this item has been reviewed by several others and it's asked that you keep same-item reviews all under one thread. If you don't want to look subject-by-subject to see if it's already been reviewed, scroll down to the very bottom of the page and you can do a search in the forum to see if a particular toy has been reviewed. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elizabeth Posted August 6, 2007 Author Members Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Sorry to hear this toy wasn't your cup of tea.Hey, it had great sex toy comedy. What else does a girl need?Please note that this item has been reviewed by several others and it's asked that you keep same-item reviews all under one thread. If you don't want to look subject-by-subject to see if it's already been reviewed, scroll down to the very bottom of the page and you can do a search in the forum to see if a particular toy has been reviewed. Thanks!Ooops! I'm so sorry about that. I had written the review a while ago before the product had live so it hadn't even occurred to me to check. I will make certain to do so in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted August 7, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Everytime I look at that toy it creeps me out more. It looks sorta like it needs to be in a freaky little horror movie or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elizabeth Posted August 8, 2007 Author Members Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Everytime I look at that toy it creeps me out more. It looks sorta like it needs to be in a freaky little horror movie or somethingI'm seeing a pornographic version of the Chucky movies...... and I just freaked myself out with the mental image of the little bear laughing evil-y while holding a wee little purple knife in his wee little purple hands. Why do I do this to myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 LOL!!Just remember, that sex toys are suppose to be fun, as well as pleasurable. I think toy makers use animal shapes to not only make it cute, and appealing for some women that may be shy trying out a sex toy, but also to use the many shapes that these types of toys can give pleasure with. I mean, who can really be intimidated by a small bear, rabbit, or dolphin vibrating madly, just for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vampira71 Posted August 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Maybe I'm weird, but I like the look of it Doesn't creep me out at all, but made me laugh. Its kinda cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted August 12, 2007 Members Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I'm seeing a pornographic version of the Chucky movies...... and I just freaked myself out with the mental image of the little bear laughing evil-y while holding a wee little purple knife in his wee little purple hands. Why do I do this to myself? OMG LMFAO, now I have that mental image too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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