Members Emily Posted September 19, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 So after grabbing the latest article of 'Glamor' Magazine I found this and just had to share! 12 things no one tells you about sex1 Don't fool yourself, if you have an orgasm you always know it2 Worrying about cellulite reduced fun by roughly 90% (Unscientifically speaking)3 Laughing increases pleasure by roughly 100% (absolutely scientifically speaking)4 EVERYBODY has some nasty fantasies5 Not only did your parents have sex; but they liked it! 6 You should do it before the four-course candlelit dinner7 The more you have it the more you want it8 Sorry, it only counts as a workout for the person on top9 Finishing at precisely the same time? Required for pairs figure skaters only.10 It's remarkable: Penises never look a day over 1811 Trusting him in bed doesn't mean that you trust him with your house keys- or your heart12 Yes, They heard you.Enjoy everyone! Emily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jennycherie Posted September 19, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 11 Trusting him in bed doesn't mean that you trust him with your house keys- or your heartfun list. . . but can I just say, regarding #11: YIKES! hopping into bed with someone I can't trust with my house keys or heart? 12 Yes, They heard you.#12 - definitely my favorite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members krisleightate Posted September 20, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 LOL thats too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted September 20, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 12 Yes, They heard you.I remember these days! Definitely my favorite part of the joke.*laughing* Wicked cute list, Emily! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members glitter Posted September 20, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gemini26 Posted September 21, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 11 Trusting him in bed doesn't mean that you trust him with your house keys- or your heartYes, that's called a one night stand! 12 Yes, They heard you.Oh I'm sorry for my housemates sometimes then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShyBear Posted October 3, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 12 Yes, They heard you.LOL, I know if I can hear THEM, then they sure as hell can hear ME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted October 3, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 I loved 6. I've made us late for dinner reservations occasionally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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