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12 Things No One Tells You About Sex


Emily

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So after grabbing the latest article of 'Glamor' Magazine I found this and just had to share!

12 things no one tells you about sex

1 Don't fool yourself, if you have an orgasm you always know it

2 Worrying about cellulite reduced fun by roughly 90% (Unscientifically speaking)

3 Laughing increases pleasure by roughly 100% (absolutely scientifically speaking)

4 EVERYBODY has some nasty fantasies

5 Not only did your parents have sex; but they liked it!

6 You should do it before the four-course candlelit dinner

7 The more you have it the more you want it

8 Sorry, it only counts as a workout for the person on top

9 Finishing at precisely the same time? Required for pairs figure skaters only.

10 It's remarkable: Penises never look a day over 18

11 Trusting him in bed doesn't mean that you trust him with your house keys- or your heart

12 Yes, They heard you.

Enjoy everyone!

Emily

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11 Trusting him in bed doesn't mean that you trust him with your house keys- or your heart

fun list. . . but can I just say, regarding #11: YIKES! hopping into bed with someone I can't trust with my house keys or heart?

12 Yes, They heard you.

#12 - definitely my favorite! ;)

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LOL thats too funny

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11 Trusting him in bed doesn't mean that you trust him with your house keys- or your heart

Yes, that's called a one night stand!

12 Yes, They heard you.

Oh I'm sorry for my housemates sometimes then!

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I loved 6. I've made us late for dinner reservations occasionally ;)

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