Members pappyld04 Posted May 29, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ...she thought a quarterback was a refund. ...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. ...she thought General Motors was in the army. ...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. ...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. ...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ...she tripped over a cordless phone. ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate." ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." ...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put "Sagittarius." ...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ...she studied for a blood test. ...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." ...she sold the car for gas money! ...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. ...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. ...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. ...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. ...she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. ...she had a shirt that said "TGIF" which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted May 29, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Yeah but we STILL have more fun!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted May 30, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Yeah but we STILL have more fun!!!! No way sunflower, brunettes do..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whiskeywoman Posted May 30, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: ...she tripped over a cordless phone. "Hey hey hey now, I resemble that remark... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted May 30, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 No way sunflower, brunettes do.....I hate to tell ya, I have been EVERY color, blonde, brunette, redhead, frosted etc... and blondes really get more attention! Sometimes unwanted if you KWIM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted May 30, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 blondes really get more attention! No scientific proof of it but this is a fact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members makasha1 Posted May 31, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 No scientific proof of it but this is a fact!Pappy, those are funny.The best one I heard was the blonde who thought Grape Nuts was an STD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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