Members Mikayla1 Posted July 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Ready....aim....SHOOOOOT!This realistic dong does everything but your laundry! Then again, what man does the laundry???? 8 inches of insertable pleasure - this realistically designed dong even EJACULATES. Yes, yes it does.I was definitely perplexed by this item - I mean, a dildo that can ejaculate - what is the purpose exactly? Fun of course! My hubby and I were determined to use this item to his fullest potential and have as much flirty fun as we could.Reading the directions the operation of this item seemed simple: remove the bottom of the dong which contains the 'ejaculation channel' (aka the mini turkey baster) and suck up the substitute ejaculate of your choice. Substitute ejaculate? Hmmmm, what could we use for a subsitute ejaculate? If you were going to put this inside your vagina you would want to avoid ALL sugary substances (sugar + vagina = nasty infection) so what could we use as an ejaculation substitute? Water - too thin; whipped cream - too sugary; lube - too messy; lotion - conditioning, but not good for insertion. Hmmmm, what to do?We settled on lotion and decided to keep the final moments of play to oral only and do the 'money shot' on my face or breasts. OK, decision made.After naming our new friend "Freddy the wonder schlong" we began play. First, I gave Freddy a nice blowjob. I have to say, the jelly-like texture is not realistic feeling and it tasted bad (stick to insertion is my advice). Freddy has nice girth to go with his 8" - 1 1/2 inches to be exact - so he was definitely UP for the challenge. We switched it up to insertion. My hubby watched as I did Freddy while he masturbated. We love the fantasy of having a threesome - and Freddy was fitting in just fine. The size was very pleasing - the jelly texture was easy to insert with some lube. It looks real - with veins and a well-defined head. It felt nice inside - not quite as bendy as I would have liked, but flexible enough. The testicles were replaced by a single 'ball' - the bulb of the baster aparatus! I was getting a lot of pleasure from masturbating with Freddy (and with the help of my mini-bullet and my hubby I came many times) but it was time for the money shot. Freddy withdrew and I prepared to squeeze the bulb. I sqeezed and squeezed and FINALLY out came the lotion in a large 'squirt.' It was very amusing!This was a fun toy. While not too realistic feeling - the idea that this dong ejaculates is really cool. The possibilities for ejaculates are endless (just remember the sugar rule). I will say this, clean-up was fun too - when you put water into the bulb you can pretend you are PEEING! It was fun standing over the toilet and telling my hubby to watch me pee standing up! We had some good laughs! Make sure you clean your ejaculation channel well - and take the bulb out to let the whole thing dry!Want a little fun and fantasy? Get your own ejaculating dildo and see what you can dream up! Mikayla's Rating: 5 Screaming Os for FUN, 3 1/2 Screaming Os for function The COCK SHOOTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted July 24, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 I will say this, clean-up was fun too - when you put water into the bulb you can pretend you are PEEING! It was fun standing over the toilet and telling my hubby to watch me pee standing up!LMAO! That's enought to make me want this one! Thanks Mikayla! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted July 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Why does the name of this make me sing a little song... "Cock SHOOTTA..." Glad you had fun with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted July 24, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Nice new shoes, Sun! Love 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted July 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Nice new shoes, Sun! Love 'em!Thanks! Victoria's Secret! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted July 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 great review Mikayla ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted July 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Great review Mikayla!!! Sorry but I had to LOL to!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted July 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Nice review.The entire time reading your review all I could think about is the Play-doh toy that you squeeze the clay out of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I LOLed at the peeing like a man too!! Gawd!! Hey, you can also use it as a dirty baster......I mean turkey! (Just kidding of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted July 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Nice review.The entire time reading your review all I could think about is the Play-doh toy that you squeeze the clay out of! Ha ha the fun factory! HEY isn't that one of the companies that make toys around here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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