Members ladylove Posted August 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 HOW TO BE A PERFECT BITCH!!Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it. Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY? SEND IT TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted August 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 HOW TO BE A PERFECT BITCH!!Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it. Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY? SEND IT TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW!!!Way to go mama!! That's perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members mailahn97 Posted August 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 That is the way to do it. I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members makasha1 Posted August 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Sometiomes I wish My mind would work that way. Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members ladylove Posted August 5, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 I'm glad you all enjoyed it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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