Tyger Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Makes You Proud To Be An American! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Makes You Proud To Be An American! :lol: I liked the "401 keg" the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted October 22, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I have a family member who thinks everytime I have a drink, I must be an alcoholic. I sent the 401-keg joke to her and told her "see, I am not an alcoholic, I am a wise investor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted October 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Wow, I'm so behind, but since i drink less, that means I get better mileage right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmmc Posted October 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I need to switch to cans! I always buy bottles and those are worthless here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted October 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I liked the "401 keg" the best! And you were getting on me abotu drinking early in the morning! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted November 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 And you were getting on me abotu drinking early in the morning! LOL!Wow my truck only gets 20MPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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