Members ToyQueen Posted November 4, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 >> Subject: A True Love Story.. Grab Your Klenex >> >> Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't > mean they don't love you with all they have. >> > Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while > they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped< /SPAN> > into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. >> > >> > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled > him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act > she > immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now > considered her to be mentally stable. >> > >> > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news > and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were > able > to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the > person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. >> > >> > The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe > belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead. >> > >> > Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon > can I go home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted November 5, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Oh my - that is terrible! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted November 5, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 HMMMMMM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members katiegirl Posted November 6, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted November 7, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 LOL! Oh Edna, always trying to help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kama Posted December 19, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Ha, I like morbid humor like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DADT Posted December 19, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 TQ, you are wicked. I like that about you. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToyQueen Posted December 19, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 TQ, you are wicked. I like that about you. ;DThanks. I'm glad someone likes something about me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kisskat Posted January 9, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 OMG!!!! Now that is something......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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