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>> Subject: A True Love Story.. Grab Your Klenex


>> Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't

> mean they don't love you with all they have.

>> > Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while

> they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped< /SPAN>

> into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

>> >

>> > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled

> him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act

> she

> immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now

> considered her to be mentally stable.

>> >

>> > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news

> and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were

> able

> to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the

> person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

>> >

>> > The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe

> belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.

>> >

>> > Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon

> can I go home?

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Oh my - that is terrible! :D


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LOL :lol:

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