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Try a Teddy Bear

:lol: :lol: :lol: Nope, that won't do the trick......

I will be more then happy to send you my mother in law :P

That good huh? MIL are tuff, I don't envy you!

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That good huh? MIL are tuff, I don't envy you!

Not all MIL are so tuff. Mine thinks I walk on water

I always said that if DW and I got divorced, I was going home to HER mother.

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I was in the bar last night when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I felt relieved, but as I finished my beer I noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod

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Hey, it's dat ex pseudo boyfriend you was mentionin' in de udder t'read

LOL!

oh and no, i didn't have shoes on...but it didnt sting me, it was just a baby. but i have been stung before and i know they are powerful haha

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I placed a TT order this morning

and got a notice this aft. that it has been shipped.

How awesome is that?!

Thanks.......a girl needs her toys! :P

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SO happy the forum's back!!

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so my friend finally found out for a fact that her guy was cheating on her...because we discovered the other girl. so we messaged the girl and then went over to her house to pick her up...and then we all went to his house for a little surprise visit :lol:

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so my friend finally found out for a fact that her guy was cheating on her...because we discovered the other girl. so we messaged the girl and then went over to her house to pick her up...and then we all went to his house for a little surprise visit :lol:

I love that story!!!!

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I love that story!!!!

lol yeah and then we went out to celebrate a little after that...and the guy started texting two DIFFERENT stories to each of them :rolleyes: we were like...did you not know that we are all sitting together at the same table???? :lol:

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I found out today that my dog has cancer

and in time (a few weeks) will need to be put down.

I am so bummed. I love that old dog and

have had him forever. Well, 10+ years.

He is such a good boy. How can I live without him?

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I found out today that my dog has cancer

and in time (a few weeks) will need to be put down.

I am so bummed. I love that old dog and

have had him forever. Well, 10+ years.

He is such a good boy. How can I live without him?

I'm so sorry to hear that. I just went through the same thing and it really, really sucks!!!!!!!!!

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I had the best oral sex EVER last night! I completely let go and soaked his face! UNREAL! :P

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I thought I had another month before my jeans started getting tight..Guess I was wrong <_<

LOL sometimes it happens fast! ESPECIALLY when you are on your second... or third. It's like your uterus remembers and goes BAM!

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LOL sometimes it happens fast! ESPECIALLY when you are on your second... or third. It's like your uterus remembers and goes BAM!

....OR it could be more than one :o

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Looking forward to going out to dinner tomorrow night with Angelkisses and her hubby. We all haven't been out in a while. Thankfully since she can't drink we won't have to worry about possibly getting kicked out for being loud...lol. We will be celebrating the upcoming baby though. I cannot wait.

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Looking forward to going out to dinner tomorrow night with Angelkisses and her hubby. We all haven't been out in a while. Thankfully since she can't drink we won't have to worry about possibly getting kicked out for being loud...lol. We will be celebrating the upcoming baby though. I cannot wait.

HUH!? Wait!? why is it my fault!?

Sun...I knew it would happen faster this time around..just not THIS fast...oh boy

LL...there was 2..one stopped growing..I posted the ultrasound pics under member photos

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LL...there was 2..one stopped growing..I posted the ultrasound pics under member photos

Yes, I read that just after I posted this.... Sorry. One healthy baby is beautiful!

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