Members Unknown Posted March 30, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Rant removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted March 30, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Yep, verrrrrrrry frustrating. Not that you have much, but why don't you throw all your change in a container, pennies and all, and call it you toy fund. it may take you a while, but at least you'll be feeling pro-active, working toward a goal. When you finally do have the $ for a toy YE-HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted March 30, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Here is the thing how old were the toys and were they purchased through Tootimid. Don't forget about the 1 year warranty. Just a thought. Not sure if this would apply for your situation or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 You could always go for the freebie of the month every so often. All you do is pay S&H, AND the one year guarantee applies to the freebies too. Many of the freebies run on those small batteries (like watch batteries) and come with at least one set (sometimes even a spare set). Save your pocket change cuz it adds up fast. Good luck!Also, enter contests that they have on here. You can win toys or gift certificates to shop on here and get a toy for free (and using your GC to also pay for S&H). People have won some AMAZING toys here that way! Right now, there aren't any open contests, but I'm sure there will be one very soon.(Addded in after a lot of thought) I hope that your cries for someone sending you a toy, at no cost to you, was a joke, because TooTimid is not only a great place for adults talking with other adults about sexual issues, concerns, joys, and experiences with or without toys, but it's also a business, and they can't just randomly send toys to people that say they just don't have the money for them. If they did that, they'd go broke with all of the free stuff with no profit or expectations of future business. They do soooo much for their customers, including offering not only the freebies that you just pay S&H for, but they have the great DVD of the Month program, where you get a free DVD, but pay for the S&H. You can't expect them to eat up all of their profits. They're a business to inform, educate, and provide excellent adult toys, at reasonable prices (trust me, I surf the web, and go into adult stores, and not only are they comparable, but, their guarantee offsets any slight differences I've found!! And I DON'T get paid to endorse them at all!!!) I'm not trying to be rude here, it's just the idea of someone saying "please someone send me a free toy, but I can't give out my address, and can't pay shipping" just kinda bothers me.And don't worry, you are experiencing normal sexual frustration. I'd suggest that you read the forums carefully. Go back several pages in each area of interest. There's a lot of "old info" that can still be helpful!Welcome!! Best wishes to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unknown Posted March 30, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I only have time for a quick reply, but although it wasn't a joke it wasn't serious either. I'd never go into a shop and as for a free T-shirt. More to lead up to the "Could you get me one" feeling I had building to ask one of my friends - but as I stated in the next paragraph it wouldn't be someone here I'd trust with that.The change idea is good, but right now all my change is being saved for other stuff.Haha but I always watch the free monthly toy, maybe soon I'll have to make a small withdraw for shipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members DADT Posted March 31, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Have you tried getting yourself mentally excited before you try to self-sooth? You get the brain rolling along on a really good fantasy its usually not too hard to get the body to follow. Try this. Get your hands on an under ripe banana to use as improvised dildo. Hey spoil yourself and spend the $1.50 on a bunch. Also, do you have an electric toothbrush that could provide some vibration? And I hope times aren't so tough that you can't get some KY lube, or the generic equivalent at the drug store.Now you need some mind candy (unless you were going to watch porn). Try reading this story & fantasizing that you are the girlfriend in this plot.http://forums.tootimid.com/index.php?showtopic=9288 Just a suggestion. Meanwhile, I'll look underneath the cushions in the couch and give you any change I find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted March 31, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Have you tried getting yourself mentally excited before you try to self-sooth? You get the brain rolling along on a really good fantasy its usually not too hard to get the body to follow. Try this. Get your hands on an under ripe banana to use as improvised dildo. Hey spoil yourself and spend the $1.50 on a bunch. Also, do you have an electric toothbrush that could provide some vibration? And I hope times aren't so tough that you can't get some KY lube, or the generic equivalent at the drug store.Now you need some mind candy (unless you were going to watch porn). Try reading this story & fantasizing that you are the girlfriend in this plot.http://forums.tootimid.com/index.php?showtopic=9288 Just a suggestion. Meanwhile, I'll look underneath the cushions in the couch and give you any change I find. impressive solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DADT Posted March 31, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 impressive solution.I call it Operation McGuyver Sexploration. Improvise and get your brain all hot and bothered. What could go wrong? Costs less than two Vanilla Lattes at Starbucks, and burns calories at the same time. It'll be on Oprah next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 That's fantastic DADT. After all, how do you think sex toys are invented? With creativity, ingenuity, and whatever's laying around! I mean, just Google "History Of Sex Toys", and I bet you'll be surprised on what use to be used!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DADT Posted March 31, 2009 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 That's fantastic DADT. After all, how do you think sex toys are invented? With creativity, ingenuity, and whatever's laying around! I mean, just Google "History Of Sex Toys", and I bet you'll be surprised on what use to be used!!!!Didn't Doris Kearns Goodwin write the "History Of Sex Toys" before she wrote some fawning book about the Kennedy clan?Tyger, you're absolutely right. As long as you are a bus ride from the produce section of the Piggly Wiggly, you will have plenty of raw material to work with. We all know Mother Nature did not create zucchini to be eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted April 1, 2009 Members Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Didn't Doris Kearns Goodwin write the "History Of Sex Toys" before she wrote some fawning book about the Kennedy clan?Tyger, you're absolutely right. As long as you are a bus ride from the produce section of the Piggly Wiggly, you will have plenty of raw material to work with. We all know Mother Nature did not create zucchini to be eaten.I love Piggy Wiggly's big zucchini. MMMMMMMMM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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