Tyger Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 DAMN FINE EXPLANATIONThe wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love toa very attra ctive young woman.And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried..'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of yourchildren! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tellyou what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' butthey'll be the last words you'll say to me!'And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out anddefenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told methat she hadn't eaten for three days.So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I madefor you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraidyou'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doingthat, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you ha ve hadfor a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which youdon't wear because I don't have good taste.I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don'twear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at theexpensive boutique and don't wear be cause someone at work has a pair thesame.'The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for myunderstanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me withtears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that yourwife doesn't use?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members mystofpric Posted May 4, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 HEHEHE sucks to be a cold fish huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shariana Posted May 4, 2009 Members Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 LOLohhhh poor guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members 12GAUGE Posted October 12, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 I don't get the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cyn Posted October 22, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 He doesn't get used by her either. Â I'm sorry but she kind of deserves that. Â I May have a weird sense of justice tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kisskat Posted July 18, 2017 Members Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 hehehehe...that's what happens when you don't appreciate what you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members H. Housewife Posted October 19, 2017 Members Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Good one😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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