Members square Posted June 6, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 10 reasons why sneezes are better than orgasms:1. Quicker to build, release, and be done with.2. Generally less messy (though my computer screen might disagree [yuk] )3. More socially acceptable to do them in public.4. No need to seek privacy from the kids.5. No need to be quiet when having one.6. No frustration when you haven't had one in days, or weeks, or months.7. No bothersome psychological feelings of inadequacy if you fail to complete one.8. It's OK if medication interferes with having one.9. They're not.10. (I have run out of ideas) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted June 6, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 10 reasons why sneezes are better than orgasms:1. Quicker to build, release, and be done with.2. Generally less messy (though my computer screen might disagree [yuk] )3. More socially acceptable to do them in public.4. No need to seek privacy from the kids.5. No need to be quiet when having one.6. No frustration when you haven't had one in days, or weeks, or months.7. No bothersome psychological feelings of inadequacy if you fail to complete one.8. It's OK if medication interferes with having one.9. They're not.10. (I have run out of ideas)Wow did you make that up? I have sort of compared sneezed to orgasms in my head before that is too funny! I like #9 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 6, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 :D #9's the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted June 6, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Wow did you make that up? I have sort of compared sneezed to orgasms in my head before that is too funny! I like #9 hahaThanks. Yes, I made it up, but I think it would be easy enough for any one to come up with a similar list if they thought about it a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eminatic Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 sneezes and orgasms feel identical to me o_O i usually hold in my sneezes though and i NEVER sneeze in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted June 7, 2009 Author Members Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 . . . i usually hold in my sneezes though and i NEVER sneeze in publicYour head'll pop off one day. My wife holds them in, too. No idea how someone can do that.I have to warn my kids when one is coming so they can cover their ears. There's no way I'm holding one of those puppies back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sunday Posted June 7, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Your head'll pop off one day. My wife holds them in, too. No idea how someone can do that.I have to warn my kids when one is coming so they can cover their ears. There's no way I'm holding one of those puppies back.I like sneezes because the wet stuff doesn't end up in my underwear. Well ... not usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 7, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 I like sneezes because the wet stuff doesn't end up in my underwear. Well ... not usually.YUCK, that's so gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nezza Posted July 17, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I like sneezes because the wet stuff doesn't end up in my underwear. Well ... not usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SadPuppy Posted July 27, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 6. ...or years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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