Members Kitamure Posted July 1, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Great story...made my day I'm glad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whitefang2002 Posted July 2, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 i haven't been on much so i have some catchin up to do.my worst was my daughters father. he wouldn't do anything for me. it was always just about him. he would want me to screw him...with him just laying there under me...and the time he was on top......he drooled all over me. and one night i wanted him to get me off my fingering me and i was trying to give him direction as to where my clit was...and he just kept complaining. he was like "that thing moves" annd "hurry up my wrist is sore". then finally he stopped and was like..."you finish yourself, im goign to bed" and he rolled over and went to bed. god i was furious!!!! And then to top it off i got prego from him poking holes in the condom. when i told him i was prego...he wasn't surprised and he said "damn and i didn't even get to really blow it in u". that was disturbing to me. he was the worst overall. i finally stopped having sex with him. btw he had a internet porn addiction and always jacked off in the sheets and would leave it there and sleep in wet and then crunchy blankets and it disgusted me that i didn't sleep in the same bed as him anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted July 2, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 i haven't been on much so i have some catchin up to do.my worst was my daughters father. he wouldn't do anything for me. it was always just about him. he would want me to screw him...with him just laying there under me...and the time he was on top......he drooled all over me. and one night i wanted him to get me off my fingering me and i was trying to give him direction as to where my clit was...and he just kept complaining. he was like "that thing moves" annd "hurry up my wrist is sore". then finally he stopped and was like..."you finish yourself, im goign to bed" and he rolled over and went to bed. god i was furious!!!! And then to top it off i got prego from him poking holes in the condom. when i told him i was prego...he wasn't surprised and he said "damn and i didn't even get to really blow it in u". that was disturbing to me. he was the worst overall. i finally stopped having sex with him. btw he had a internet porn addiction and always jacked off in the sheets and would leave it there and sleep in wet and then crunchy blankets and it disgusted me that i didn't sleep in the same bed as him anymore.Good thing he's you EX! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whitefang2002 Posted July 6, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 no crap haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RikaLovesDie Posted July 22, 2009 Members Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 The first time with my husband was fairly horrendous. I don't remember too many details, but I very vividly remember that once we were really getting hot and heavy I asked him to get a condom because I wasn't on any birth control (he already knew this). He gave me an annoyed look, ran to his dresser and pulled out a condom, then proceeded to toss it to me. It landed squarely between my breasts and I just looked up at him with a startled face and said, "I.. don't really know how they work. My ex always put it on himself.." Giving me another annoyed look, he struggled to put on the condom (apparently he didn't really know how they worked either XD) and in the struggle his erection started to fade, but he proceeded to try to insert himself into me. Not exactly the most comfortable thing. Eventually his erection was completely gone and we gave up and resorted to cuddling, which wasn't bad at all, but it certainly wasn't the best first attempt between us.I had another bad experience with my ex. He was my first everything; first kiss, first intercourse, first blowjob... He was ecstatic that I would give him oral because most girls shied away due to his size (he was well endowed). Apparently, not only was I one of the few to actually offer to please him orally, but according to him I was pretty good at it too. He decided that he wanted to reciprocate and eagerly went down on me. I'm not too sure what exactly he was doing, but there was a lot of drool and a lot of separation from my lips and his, which caused the wetness to become cold... I'd originally figured that oral just wasn't my thing, but I've learned now that he was just really bad at it. Like... REALLY bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kace Posted August 16, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 A certain gal comes to mind but I'm not sure I could define her as "worst lover", - that implies she is implicitly bad at sex. More aptly, she was simply apathetic about it and that translated into a lack of effort, enthusiasm, and creativity. She would never make the first move. Once I got things rolling, warming her up and going down on her until she came first, she would lay there. She would never go down on me, never so much as touch me of her own volition; no caresses, no playful innuendo, nothing other than staying flat on her back with her hands behind her head. The effort was all mine from start to finish. Anything other than the one position she deemed "normal" was met with a flurry of complaints. To say sex felt creepy is an understatement. At some point I gave up and stopped initiating - being frustrated was a damn sight better than a limp fish fuck. I'm not a demanding lover, I only ask that my partner meet me half way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DFW-B&J Posted August 16, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 my ex took my virginity against my will. 'nuff said.Ummmm .... isn't that called rape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members notacougar Posted August 17, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Ummmm .... isn't that called rape?Yes. And someone back at the beginning of this thread said rape has nothing to do with making loverape is about sex...Actually rape is not about sex either... it is about violence, power and control.My worst lover experience was with my ex husband... it was only a day or two after I had given birth and had stitches. He raped me.No means no even when you are married. I felt like I had been raped on 2 levels. Body and mind.. this was the man who was supposed to love and protect me not overpower me and rape me after I said "no, I am not healed up yet." I found out years later that it is a pattern with abusive men to level up the types of abuse with life changes, wedding, giving birth, loss of job etc... And since that is a major downer I want to tell about an anti-bad lover. We had just had a major 2 hour session, all sorts of positions, he asking what I liked and delivering, obviously getting off on what I did to him.. we wore each other out and were laying there afterwards and heard noises downstairs.. Immediately we both thought "Violent ex husband followed me" He jumped up valiantly totally naked and with a still hard cock and charged out.. stopped quick, backtracked and threw a comfortor over my nakedness.. went back naked to see what it was... He had forgotten he was going to tutor someone that evening, and the student had let himself in. It was funny, it was heroic, it was good memory to help drown out the bad ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted August 25, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Wow, so many funny AND sad stories, so I'll add a couple of mine.Back in my single days, I dated for fun and companionship.. not really looking for a relationship. I dated a girl who told me "I give the best blowjobs" (And ladies, unless you know for sure.. please don't say this. lol) Well she proceeded to lick and suck which felt great but then she attempted to twist (yes, twist) the head of my penis. I couldn't take the pain any longer and asked her to stop. Maybe the twisting worked for her other dates/exes but it didn't work for me.. I think I'd almost rather have teeth raked up and down my shaft. Another girl that kinda had me baffled.. we had gone out to dinner and dancing when she said she wanted to go park somewhere. We went to where the teenagers all parked and made out (she was a really good kisser too). One thing lead to another and I finger her to orgasm twice before she says, lets get out of here. We get to her house and she proceeds to give me a blowjob in her driveway. It felt REALLY good and didn't take long before I told her I was going to cum (courtesy ya know) and she stops, takes my hand and places it on my hard on and sits back like I'm to finish myself off. I understand the spit, swallow or finishing off with a handjob methods and why.. But this was just weird having my cock handed back to me to finish off. I didn't know how to react so I just tucked myself back into my pants and asked if we should go inside. She said "no, I'm tired and need to go to work in the morning." Ok, fine with me. I went home with soggy crotch and an aching hard on. I ran into her a couple days later and said she had fun and would like to go out again.. which only confused me more. I thought that maybe she wasn't into me and giving me the brushoff that night.And finally (not to seem like a "slimeball"), my ex wife. No, this isn't going to be a bashing.. just how things can fade. When we first met and even for the first couple years of our marriage, things were great in the bedroom and frequent too. After we had our son, her sex drive seemed to slow little by little.. (I know, kids take a LOT of energy away) but we still had something good, the frequency just slipped. It wasn't just the sex either, it was US as a couple.. we got lost in the shuffle of life. Well that spark in the bedroom got lost as well. the last couple of years, IF we had sex, it wasn't exciting anymore.. she would just rather have me cum and get it done with, even with making sure she came first, it was like we were on a time schedule and running late. The woman I had fallen in Love with was gone in the relationship and in the bedroom.But on a positive note, I found and met my Soul Mate and Best Friend.. Life is good! :D :kiss: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted August 25, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 And since that is a major downer I want to tell about an anti-bad lover. We had just had a major 2 hour session, all sorts of positions, he asking what I liked and delivering, obviously getting off on what I did to him.. we wore each other out and were laying there afterwards and heard noises downstairs.. Immediately we both thought "Violent ex husband followed me" He jumped up valiantly totally naked and with a still hard cock and charged out.. stopped quick, backtracked and threw a comfortor over my nakedness.. went back naked to see what it was... He had forgotten he was going to tutor someone that evening, and the student had let himself in. It was funny, it was heroic, it was good memory to help drown out the bad ones.LOL Now that is a hot AND cute story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lisa's Man Posted August 25, 2011 Members Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Good lovers are made with a lot of practice so........ I was probably the worse lover in my bed a loooong time ago LOL I've told my GF the same thing.. sorta. Guys are "allegedly" in their prime around 18yrs old. At 18, I would have fit into a LOT of these 2 minute wonder stories. I've learned a lot over the years and still not done learning, even at 42. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted December 11, 2011 Members Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 Sorry to drudge this one up, but it was a good read...Yes of course Ive had bad sex, or bad sex partners, who hasnt. Actually my very first real sexual experience, when I actually I was entering a Woman, was one of the worst. Take it, I was young and naive, but I still remember thinking "What, This Is IT, Its Like Sticking My Dick In A Bucket Of Warm Water" I still laugh at that thought, as I realy did think this to myself, so many years ago. That was by far the worst sex I have ever been involved with. I was only 15, she was a few years older.But I learned and I have been thoughtful of my lady friends which I have had sexual relations with. I find great joy in satisfying their needs and wants. With me, It is such a turn on to see the woman so greatly aroused sexually. I do love to satisfy my lover, to hear her moan in ecstasy, to help her achieve multiple orgasms, over and over. Just dont hurt me...LoL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members deborah126 Posted December 13, 2015 Members Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 you probably wouldn't believe how long I'd been without and I can tell you my sex drive was in high gear as soon as I started using it, somehow this wound up in the wrong thread :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members deborah126 Posted December 13, 2015 Members Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Sorry to drudge this one up, but it was a good read...Yes of course Ive had bad sex, or bad sex partners, who hasnt. Actually my very first real sexual experience, when I actually I was entering a Woman, was one of the worst. Take it, I was young and naive, but I still remember thinking "What, This Is IT, Its Like Sticking My Dick In A Bucket Of Warm Water" I still laugh at that thought, as I realy did think this to myself, so many years ago. That was by far the worst sex I have ever been involved with. I was only 15, she was a few years older.But I learned and I have been thoughtful of my lady friends which I have had sexual relations with. I find great joy in satisfying their needs and wants. With me, It is such a turn on to see the woman so greatly aroused sexually. I do love to satisfy my lover, to hear her moan in ecstasy, to help her achieve multiple orgasms, over and over.Just dont hurt me...LoLThe big boys could teach the young ones a thing or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members deborah126 Posted December 13, 2015 Members Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 LOL I've told my GF the same thing.. sorta. Guys are "allegedly" in their prime around 18yrs old. At 18, I would have fit into a LOT of these 2 minute wonder stories. I've learned a lot over the years and still not done learning, even at 42. the young guys don't know that they don't know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members michelleddd Posted December 13, 2015 Members Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 I've had several minute men in my life and I've even seen the 'big thumb' penis which I realize he couldn't do anything about, but get a plan for other activities if that's all your packin!Young guys... slow down and listen to your woman! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members deborah126 Posted December 14, 2015 Members Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 I've had several minute men in my life and I've even seen the 'big thumb' penis which I realize he couldn't do anything about, but get a plan for other activities if that's all your packin!Young guys... slow down and listen to your woman!most definitely young guys....listen to your woman. going in fast and furious does not make for a happy woman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team l8niter Posted December 16, 2015 Review Team Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 I was in a relationship where it started out great but over time we would get hot and heavy, steamy ready to ride hard, when she climbed on or I slid between her thighs she would start telling me about her day, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I don't want to hear about her day, I wanted to hear her talk dirty ,sexy, loving to me. :wacko: :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members deborah126 Posted December 16, 2015 Members Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 I was in a relationship where it started out great but over time we would get hot and heavy, steamy ready to ride hard, when she climbed on or I slid between her thighs she would start telling me about her day, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I don't want to hear about her day, I wanted to hear her talk dirty ,sexy, loving to me. :wacko: :wacko: Amazing...I don't even want to talk at this time much less about my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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