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Just a few minutes ago on XHamster I watched a vid of this GORGEOUS AMAZON of a young woman. She's got jet black straight hair small (B cup?) with hard pointy nipples and is quite slender. Her name may be QueenSnake or QUEENSNAKE. Wearing the red plaid uniform skirt black stockings with garters. She's solo and starts out fisting herself then slapping her nipples erect as well as her glistening poontang. RThen she moves on to what I'd call expensive clear flat rather wide rulers about 18" long feeding her pussy. As her hot box adapts to these invaders she adds another and then another until she has 4 or 5 together and by this time she is taking them wuite deep and she is LOVING IT. She looks familiar to me. Not just as a porn actress but someone I may have worked with at one time. Now if she's that person she is way out of my league and I don't even care I just wanna see her more and in different films like as examples a gang bang with 20 guys. Then in a set of Stocks while she is flogged cropped and paddled all along her legs and her inner thighs. While her long black hair is pulled a fucking machine is boning her slow and DEEP. I want to hear her voice at different levels of excitement as she moans shrieks cries out and BEGS FOR MORE. Of course this is all for purely scientific research as I am a student of Gynecology and the lovely female form.

I have my own place butt you might try turning up a radio to drown out vibrator noise or your own moaning. When I like to play it's a natural thing to have a radio or TV on. If you get along well with your roomies and you're currently without a boyfriend or steady lover why not ask them to join you in a 3way? Is this acceptable or totally ludicrous for you? Then noise won't be a problem!!

Well Sir I've never cared for butt plugs butt I have found any dildo made for pussy works equally well in a hungry ass!! What's more I have found when I'm feeling anally erotic and I have to get around I enjoy walking around my house with my Mister Big DILDO jammed inside my tushy. Walking to the kitchen or bathroom every time I move the DILDO moves with me and it feels divine. You might try that some time.

First thing I asked my last girlfriend to shave her crotch after I'd known her barely 2 weeks. Not too much later I was shaving or trimming myself there too. I love a shaved muffin. In my life I had a couple lady friends who had soft hair on their arms and sometimes a kind of soft fine fuzz on their faces. Don't know why exactly but I really LOVED her soft facial hair but was afraid to tell her. Another gal I knew when I was in my Hippie period didn't shave her legs as a rule. It was extra special nice laying in bed with her in the winter under half a mile of blankets and quilts and cross my leg over hers. I loved her furry gams. I was practically a virgin back then.

You asked for it so you got it Wendy. Grew up in Lake City in the north end of Seattle. When I got out of the Service in 75 I went to a small town 2 counties north to go to college. After college I got a job and 39 years later decided I might stay for a spell. Most of the jobs I've had the last 40 years were basically in Agriculture or Natural Resources. About the only jobs I haven't done was work in a chicken plant buck hay or milk cows. I retired in 2015 and I'm here to tell ya it ain't all Mai Tai's and Yahtzee. I always wanted to buy a couple acres with a nice south western exposure with a spring or existing well. Land with character. Always had designs of building something akin to a cordwood straw bale Earthship below grade place or dome. Lived in boxes all my life. In 1991 I lived in a good sized tipi for a week in North IDAHO. Wanted to ((build a round house or kinda egg shaped like a tipi. Spent the next 40 years collecting tools BOOKS skills and such as that.)) In the tipi we had a TV and watched China Beach and Star Trek at night on the 1 channel we got. During that trip eventually as a group (8 adults 3 teens and 1 Kitty) in 2 trucks off we went went to MONTANA and camped out near Red Lodge. One of the most kewlest towns I ever been to and HAVE BEEN TO most of the cool towns in Montana. Been to the WEAVER place too. Bought a wok at their yard sale. Up until 2010 I was in pretty good shape. Thirty years of working outside does that. Spring of 2010 got ambushed by arthritis in my legs and hips. Really knocked the wind out of me. Now 90% of the stuff I used to do is a fading memory. So I'm 63 half stove up and it's too late for me to make like Charles Ingalls and Half Pint in my version of Little House On The Prairie. I'm just a hillbilly livin just outside of Sedro in my own place and drive a truck. Haven't owned a car in 30 years.

Well in an effort to meet more people that might hep me reach new levels of carnal delights I followed the advice of a smart lady here I think highly of. I'm over on FetLife and met someone there. It's kinda like a scene from Murphy's Romance. When the pipes are backing up I call a nice lady and take her out to supper. The next morning she makes me my mornin victuals. The coolest thing about is, it was her ideer of having a FWB relationship. She's as kinky as me and in some ways I suspect more so for now it's fairly perfect. For Daisy Mae (GREAT HANDLE BTW) join FetLife for a girl to love on. That's the best thing I kin think of. I personally LOVE queer girls. One in particular Jiz Lee oh my word first time I saw her with a cute lil Italian gal somewhere in that vid I shot my load and it was a humdinger!!! I'm not much on promoting cheating for married folks but cuz well I got morals. But I ain't judging here cuz as I see it you're really in a predicament here. Had I been raised in a swinging family in Japan in a commune full of gay girls none of yall wooda ever heard of me...I'd STILL BE THERE all loopy eyed and extremely well fucked. Rats...I was born in Murica... Anywho talk with your hubby tell him you wanna get cozy with another girl. He may wanna watch then join in...Hell's bells I'd be all OVER THAT. It's on my Bucket List to be with 2 ladies or 3 or 300. OR go to a Munch. FetLife has these Meet and Greets where folks agree to meet in social settings like restaurants and nice cocktail lounges. I've been to 2 and I had a great time both times. Showing up in regular clothes is generally the #1 Rule. If you're within driving distance of a Sex Positive Living Center or a place called The WET SPOT like the original place in Seattle WA sometimes these outfits hold campout type seminars. I went to one local to me 9 or 10 years ago. The ONLY MISTAKE I made was not bringing my tent and sleeping bag. If I ever get to go again I'll take my entire rig the whole shebang and camp for as MANY NIGHTS AS I CAN. I got pictures of my tent and gear {unfortunately nary a one is **digital**} so picture this... google Fort Nisqually Encampment WA or Mountain Man Rendezvous or Civil War Skirmishers. My tent is white (well...it was in 1987) canvas. I use wood poles. It has NEVER LEAKED. Daisy Mae I wish I was a hottie gramma with a purse fulla gold and tequila and was raised poly. I'd put my BEST Redneck girl moves ya

BTDT GTB!!!!!!!!

Ya know Little Lady I like what you said about Cali and how you'll be there forever. I also like how you're over 50. I'm 60+ and if you look half as good on the outside as you look on the inside I'd bet you're fairly gorgeous and still have guys drooling when you walk past us.

Well well I got better results than I ever fingered on!!! Glad to hear I ain't the only one here who has bona fide REDNECK material bubblin' just under the surface. HUA

Absopositively. OTOH if you ladies wanna tear our GUTS out go ahead on. I had this happen to me 40 years ago. As the orgasm hit her she started screaming THANK YOU JESUS over and over and over AGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Threw me for a loop I'm here to tell ya. Pissed me off major too. I mean I love Jesus too but gee wilikers....... I froze in place for a few seconds and fingered WTH and got back to it. It wasn't until a few years later I read somewhere this MAJOR TIDBIT: NEVER HOLD SOMEONE ACCOUNTABLE for what they scream mumble or say during the throes of orgasm. Well y'all I was tickled pink to hear THAT!!!!!!!!!! (((Besides I once yelled something similar))) to a honeypie as I shot my load. It was especially embarrassing as the new owner of my mouthful of hot seed had an Adams apple.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY AND THAT'S N-O-T NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotcha Bubba. BTDT GTB.

I feel zactly as RC4Blue said. I been saying the last 30+years were it NOT for porn I would be in solitary confinement somewhere wearing a rubber jacket.... No I AIN'T KIDDING !!!!!!!! Last year I met a gal over at FetLife. She's a kinky little number and the next morning after we woke up together during our (what I call pillow talk) chatting she says "what would you say to a FWB type deal?" Wow talk about throw me for a loop?!? I had been thinking did I fuck her goot enuf the night b4 well boys and girls her asking me this SEALED THE DEAL in my book!!!!! Yer damn skippy I told her and we kissed like teenagers while I hugged the stuffing out of her. So now for the very first time in my life I have a piece of tail I can call anytime and arrange a rendezvous for some kinky hot sex. What I consider cheating is if you CAN'T TELL your honey pie about it if she asks and give her AN HONEST ANSWER then it is cheating. Even if it's just a BJ like our old friend William Jefferson ***I did not have sexual relations with that young woman*** CLINTON said so many years ago. Sumpin else: even if it's just a BJ on the fly while having a beer with your buds I consider that as cheating and I'd feel guilty as sin and it wood bother me till I told her or she fingered it out. Slightly Off Topic... Yo RC4Blue...does the RC stand for Remote Control toys like planes ships tanks bulldozers and the like??? Just curious yellow here.

So sorry to hear that Kris. One thing to cum out of that tho is plenty of time for INDOOR SPORTS OF A WET AND KINKY NATURE AM I RIGHT?!?!? I know what I wood be doing...like most of the last 3 days ((and we've had some lovely weather here this week.)) Last night I pulled an all nighter. If I'd had a partner we'd both be all in la la land right now. I discovered sumpin new about myself last several days I LOVE to jack off while simultaneously reaming my ass with Mister Big. When I finally blew my load it was an exceedingly huge cum and I was completely spent as I sat there in my afterglow. Saturday with some birthday money burning a hole in my old ODs I drove over to my favorite store in the whole wide world Oliver and Hammer and got me some new OD Cargo's new zip Hickory shirt and new baseball hat. Total out the door just zactly $96.50!!!!!! I couldn't believe my good fortune!! I consider that good Karma and a good omen so right now I am plenty jazzed!!!!!!!:danceban: I gotta split here in a few....

So what are you waiting for? I would be SO DOWN with that.

Yeah basically everthang you said tyger. Damn it all to fuck. I grew up in my language arts classes 7th grade and forward...my teacher was HOT. Tall with short blonde hair in curls wearing high waisted long skirts beige nylons (undoubtedly panty hose) the SCOURGE OF EVERYTHING HOT AND FUCKABLE. Yeah...I am a bit tense. Thank Gootness for XHamster and small mercies. HUA

This is what happens to folks w/o healthcare. That Hottie from True Grit wearing a collar. Burt Lancaster played with her in the early color motion pictures. HUBBA HUBBA she is HOTTER THAN HOT. HUMMA HUMMA MAU MAU

I really liked her posts too. Seems like she had a bunch of kids dependin on her. She was way out in the toolies seems like. I never said but I LIKED HER to the point of the Big OF. It's days like this I am grateful someone 2.000 years ago built the first Still on this plant. Now I must find my happy place. Thank goodness for XHamster. Might slide over to FetLife and see what's shakin'.

That's what WE ALL WANT BUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a tad sicker than the rest of y'all cuz I'm OLDER. Old Folks Know Stuff. Dude...when you find her give me a jingle. Reserve a suite at Kink.com. Near as I kin finger one time in my lifetime THUS FAR a pal called me to arrange a **what do you call it when 2 girls come over to fuck the 2 guys there?** Just the one time in my whole entire I am watching this old color movie. I thought it was Audrey Hepburn. It ain't. In TRUE GRIT it was that woman. DAMN BUT SHE HAS A MOUTH and I LIKE IT. HUA

It is just my humble opinion (JMHO) but you're throwing your $$ down a rat hole. Spend that cash on some of those stay hard pills instead. The manager at the Love Shop where I mainly buy my dildos (Lovers Package) and vibes told me her hubby took one of these pills and kept his hardon for 6 HOURS and fucked her brains out. She was still sporting one of those I got the Fucking Of MY LIFE LAST NIGHT smiles when she told me that. I thought about buying some myself but didn't. I was there for sumpin else. But since I recently learned sumpin very wonderful about my own sexual self I may buy some of these stayhard pills in the future. Cum to think of it...I may head over thar today! Like RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once told my old girlfriend the next time I blew my load in her mouth I wanted her to give me back my cum by kissing me. She did and at that moment I loved her more than ever because my cum was pretty nasty tasting. She always swallowed EVERY LOAD and flat out I wanted to jump up run to the John and get rid of that nasty shit. It was starting to give me gas and heartburn like TOO HOT chili or salsa sauce!!!But I din't I just manned up and swallowed it and likely went for a smoke (and drink from a puddle like a thirsty dog!!!!!!! After that I researched cum and food. Found eating fast food milk and red meat affects the taste of a mans cum. Makes it ickky! Fruit on the other hand like pineapple and recently canned strawberries makes my cum taste YUMMY. Guess what? I need to buy some stock in DOLE or LIBBY'S!!! Right now I have 21 cans of pineapple and 44 or 45 cans of strawberries or mandarin oranges!!!!!!!! I also routinely lick my hand clean after tossing a load. I eat so much fruit over a weeks time I actually LOST some of my belly. Woot Woot!! I used to be like that guy above who wouldn't suck his cum from her pussy. Well by golly the next time I fill some snatch with my load I'm gonna suck out my cum the old fashioned way with my tongue!! Yehaaaaaaa !!

I for one think it's about the HOTTEST thing a married couple or just 2 lovers can do together. Twenty and thirty years ago I knew this little gal for well if I wasn't such a dumbass..... Anyway she was the first gal I ever ate out. I didn't know thing one what I was doing but fingered I was doing sumpin right the way she was squealing and clamping her thighs round my head like it was a zit she was trying to pop. I needed to give my tongue a rest and moved up her tummy and planted my greasy with her juices face and planted a big wet old French on her and she replied in kind. We didn't even screw that day!! I think she was my 2nd or 3rd gf ever. Neither of us had much experience but we had a good time together. We never even broke up we just kind of drifted apart. She worked in the woods sometimes out of state so we didn't see each udder that often. Many years later I chanced to see her and we had a nice visit. While chatting I was membering our good times but was too much of a dumb ass and old fogey like to broach the subject. I just think it's the ultimate in sexiness to kiss a lover after Frenching her muffin.

Hay Tyger While I am mostly straight there's been a few times in my life I was so freekin LONELY and lonesome I changed teams for a day or 3 and got laid with guys. Just like women I like a certain kind of guy. Young twinks with muscles and a nice cock to play with is finer than fine with me. All I'll be worried about is I HOPE he is a top udderwise I am screwed again! Learned just like countless women size does matter. I picked up a leather man once thinking his cock would be the same size as Mister Big. Boy howdy I thought I was gonna get it GOOD. Nope. He came up a bit short. He wasn't a bad screw though overall. He did me doggy style and it was my first time doing it doggy as the bottom so at least I got to cross out a couple things on my Bucket List. These days I am mainly scoping out the ladies. I wanna get with 2 (or more) fine ladies who are bi and have a 3 way with them. Hopefully one or both will peg me w/my Mr.Big