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LMAO!!

This is Boots. She's a pampered Blue Heeler.

So much for the "hunting breed"!! LMAO

The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their buttt-hhole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

I am sorry that this is NOW becoming a problem. I will agree with my fellow posters here. It's been an extremely long time for this subject (the BJ aspect) to go unaddressed in the marriage, and it can be a bit unfair of you to expect it all of a sudden NOW. I also doubt very much, that after all this time, she's just going to see the error of her ways, and just go right down on you. Her defensiveness is probably stemming from her wondering "why NOW?". That would be MY reaction under the same circumstances. Critiquing anyone's sexual repitoire in the bedroom can be a touchy subject to be sure. Some people don't take the suggestions easily, and take it as negative criticism. It's going to depend on how it's addressed and worded. Arguing about sex is NOT the way to try to get things to change. However, this is going to be a large hill to overcome, since you've been married for 32 yrs, and nothing seems to have changed (sexually) in that time. Her "coldness", is this something that has always been the way she is? Or is this fairly new? I would have to agree with the recommendations of either hormones, menopause, and/or personal beliefs. If it's hormones or hormonal therapy, she will have to speak with her doctor about that. There could be some other underlaying issues that she hasn't brought up. Women enjoy sex more when they feel more connected with their lover. Constantly arguing is not the way to go about maintaining closeness. I would suggest that y'all go to a marriage counselor. Sometimes love isn't enough, especially when nobody can get along. Good luck!!

I've actually met Katzen & her hubby Enigma. She tattooed a friend of mine. They're really cool people and not afraid to be who they want to be.

In all honesty, I had to laugh when I got this item out of the box. Hubby & I have this joke, where he says all the time that he’s just not big enough for me, & maybe he should do something to increase his size. Not to brag, but my hubby needs to use the Magnum-size condoms. So, when this toy popped up, I almost died of laughter. I show it to my hubby, and, after the inevitable razzin’ I knew I’d have to endure, I took this toy out of its box. So, this cyberskin vibrating penis extension was not only something to cause me to laugh, I also almost cringed at the thought of adding extra length to hubby. Cyberskin toys are designed to look and feel real, and they do such a great job that it can kinda be disturbing. I take it out, and, again, am amazed at how REAL this semi-floppy, disembodied looking penis felt. And, if it didn’t have the hole for the little vibrator, and the “sleeve”, I’d be worried about a Bobbitt running around somewhere… Ok, the sleeve stretches and expands really well. And, once on, it adds an extra 2” to your manhood. Complete with a pink head, it also comes with a removable, waterproof clit stimulator (aka a small bullet) & batteries already inside. Just pull the clear tab so the batteries can make contact, and with a simple push of the button on one end of the bullet, you have one setting of pretty strong vibes! We start to try this toy out, easily stretching it up and over my husband’s erect cock. Since it’s cyberskin, the sleeve bends easily, and stretches to accommodate almost every shape and size. He said it felt soft, and pretty good too. The material also held on rather well, until some moisture got inside of it, then he had to hold onto it, to prevent sliding. Which felt pretty normal, since sometimes he has to hold his cock when putting it inside of me. We’re trying out this toy, and, well, since my hubby is rather long, it caused the head of the toy to hit my cervix. Can we say OWIE? I knew you could. He couldn’t feel where he was inside of me, so it was hard to judge how far he could go. When he tried going a bit deeper, it hit my cervix again, and it made the head of his penis bump into the inside of the “head” of the cyberskin extender, and so he got a bit hurt too. It wasn’t too bad, since it is cyberskin, and soft, but it’s still a fairly solid object bonking his cock’s head. Switching positions didn’t help on 3 separate times. So, that cut our playtime with this toy down to nil, and had to take it off. What good is a penis extender if you can’t take FULL advantage of it? However, I always try to see the benefits of an item whenever possible. So, this toy would be great for those that may want to add a little extra “oomph” in the bedroom, deeper penetration, and some extra fun. Remember that this IS a cyberskin toy, so only use water-based lubes with it. Unfortunately, for us, this toy rates 2 paws up for actual performance. But I will give it a 4 paws up for realism, ease of use, bullet power, and quality. Extend Your Fun

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from anyone via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

^---Ditto.

The articles Mikayla wrote were very informative, and I recommend you to read them. Also remember that most OB/GYNs will recomment abstaining for at least 6, if not 8 weeks post birth, to give her body time to heal and readjust. If she isn't in the mood, this is normal. Some women have a problem switching from Mommy to Wife mode. If she seems like she is "down" or kinda depressed (more than just tired), you will want her to talk with her OB/GYN about post-partum depression.

I LOVE the sea monster one!! LOL Many of those funny pics are all over MySpace!!

Guess That Candy Bar I suck. I got 12 out of 20 correct.

That was just awful (she says as she sits here laughing her ass off).

Absolutely!! I definitely agree with Thurisas (and he should know, since he's a guy). If there's no glove, there's no love, especially where he may have other FWB's around. Have him try lambskin condoms. They're thinner, and people have less allergic reactions to them.

I've been told that when I talk business, or have to be professional on the phone, I have a sexy voice (though I don't think so), but I could read ya an erotic story!!

I forgot to add that I can whistle thru my teeth, and the useless talent I have with that, is that I can talk like the Beaver on Lady and the Tramp, or like the gopher on Winnie The Pooh (just ask Val!!).

If there's more than one, and we don't catch it in time to make the "blend" of the reviews, I guess it really doesn't matter at this point. But, I think Val was talking to the first newer review poster. Just please, please, please make sure that you check the forum, to see if a particular item has been reviewed, and then, if it has, add yours as a "Reply" to the orignal, but, still put the link and pic up in your reviews, even though one or more people have already done so.

Wow!! Well, there's a lot here. Yes, after we have kids, our bodies do change. Some men have a hard time getting back into the swing of sex with their wives, especially after seeing the birth, because they're either too awed or kinda grossed out by the whole thing. But, that usually disappates over time. If you're unhappy with your post-baby body, start working out, do something that feels good for YOU. Make him watch the kiddo for an hour or 2 when you want to go shopping, to the gym, or even a walk around the block. Take some time for YOU. Reaffriming that you are your own person, and not this extension of a little baby, or small child, and making sure that you take time for yourself, is very important, not to mention helping you stay sane! Trust me, I'm a SAHM, I know what you mean!!! I would also find it hard to trust any man that cheated on his ex with me, to stay loyal to me. For if he could cheat on his SO with ME, then what's to stop him from doing so to me too. KWIM? I'm not saying that he IS, and I'm not saying he isn't. Women usually get a 6th sense about all of this. If you truly "feel" like you're hubby's cheating on you, then chances are, he is. If he goes out, like he normally does, then, he's probably doing what he did before. Although, if y'all are doing all sorts of petty fighting, with no real merit, then that may not be helping him stay true to you. AGain, if you find real proof, or just know in your gut that he is, then he probably is. I have a firm belief: You cannot prevent someone from cheating on you. No matter how "controlling" you try to be, or how sweet, nice, loving, or bitchy, if someone really really wants to cheat, they will. If they TRULY want to stay true to you, they will. But, no matter what you do, a cheater will cheat. There's just no stopping it. The whole porn thing, well, I am a BIG fan of porn. Love it!! However, it should be used as it's meant to be, as an enhancement to your sexlife with your SO, not a replacement. If he can't even look at you while that's on, then you should seriously consider not allowing him watching it during your lovemaking. He should have his full attention on YOU. But, you can always get pointers about what positions to try, oral techniques, and so on. But, never should he be watching porn and just going thru the motions with you. I wish you the best of luck in whatever you decide you need to do.

If it's any consolation, I've been with TT for about 2 yrs now, and never have they called me. I've either called Meaghan or Rob myself, but the majority of the contact with them is via e-mails.

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?

Guess I loved it too much!! LMAO This is a great review! I love the shape. And, the harder the toy's materials, at least for me, the better the chances of the G-O!!

This statement made me laugh so hard!! Your answer was very on-target, so you're fine darlin'! Great advise!

I learned something today......does that mean I can go back to bed now? LOL

I hope everything goes pleasurably well for the both of you!!!

No, there's no program/software with this item. Basically, it's just powered by the computer's USB port.