clewing

Oh, gosh, I just heard Brad Paisley's "Ticks" today. I had heard bits of it before, but not the entire thing (my drive to school is very short), but I sat and listened to the entire thing today and I laughed so hard! Great song! I've got to get it!

Let's see, looking to my left at only a few of our movie collection (we probably have 300 DVD and 200 VHS), however now that I am a poor college student we don't buy as many): Star Vaginas Mr. Holland's Vagina (huh?) Vaginas Off! Vagina to Launch Lord of the Vagina The Shaggy Vagina Pink Vagina OK, I got the picture now, cute!

LMAO

We used to read them together all the time. I can't remember when or why we stopped, probably when the kids were little and money was so tight...I mean when you have a single income and three kids and are living on such a tight budget it would mean a gallon of milk or a Penthouse (my preference, because of the letters). I was a stay at home mom, partially by choice but also because wages were so low where we were living that it would cost me more in day care than I would earn. I did eventually start selling Avon, where I didn't have to have day care, but there was a time when we'd be down to $2 in our checking account when payday rolled around. But now that you mention it, we may have to go pick up a copy. I was also thinking the other day about a book I used to have...not sure what has happened to it. Nancy Friday wrote two wonderful books on women's sexual fantasies. The first one was called "My Secret Garden." It was really good.

Now, do I want my husband going to a prostitute--no! I don't think there is much that a pro could do for him that I couldn't or wouldn't. We have both been open for anything the other wanted and him going would be like a slap in the face to me. However, I would like to see prostitution legalized. That way we could do away with the pimps and addiction that are associated with prostitution today, make sure that the people involved are of age, etc. There wouldn't be the exploitation. I haven't read Howard's postings on this yet, so he may have already stated this obvious argument (I've been swamped with school work, and it's not getting any better--finals are the first week of May). I'll go back and check them out while I have a few minutes. Two of my favorite movies involve prostitution--Best Little Whorehouse is Texas and Cheyenne Social Club. But I know these movies do not depict what the business is really like.

I still say that the Space Explorer 5X Bullet is by far the best when it comes to clit stimulation. It uses a 9V battery rather than AAs or AAAs, and has different settings/pulses. Space Explorer 5X Bullet

That was a good one!

A Ukrainian woman was arrested after customs officers caught her trying to smuggle drugs inside a vibrator. Svetlana Ivanyshka was asked to open her suitcases at Kiev airport after guards got a tip off that a young woman on her flight from New Delhi was carrying drugs. They found a bag of hashish stuffed in the sex toy's bat- tery compartment. A border police spokesman said, "She told us that she had put the drugs in a vibrator because she thought no one would ever think of touching it, let alone looking inside it. "She was obviously unaware of how thorough our officers are in their searches."

I've been thinking about this all day, and there are some wonderful answers already given, especially She-Bop, but the song that keeps going through my head is "Your Man" by Josh Turner. It's a song all about seduction, in my opinion, slow, sensuous seduction, especially with that voice of his. I'll keep thinking about this. I'll probably post some more and look forward to more songs posted by others.

I can't add much more about college than Howard already has, except the fact that I never got to go when I was younger. Now at 53 I am a junior in college and loving every minute of it. But adding on to what he did say, I never thought I had any interest in Economics, it was just a class I had to take, but now the professor I have has opened my eyes to that and I am exploring careers in that field (for someone my age, living in the area I'm living in). Plus, no matter where you are in life, it is always important to be at least a little knowledgeable in all subjects.

I've done similar things, can't think of specific dinners, but I can get him hot while eating a banana (I'll lick and "go down" on the banana) or a popsicle! After the popsicle, he loves it when I go down on him with my cold mouth!

Can't tell if your tongue is in your cheek on this one or not. But, in case it's not, and you are concerned for my safety (so sweet!), it does not get too hot. The battery is in the controller, anyway, so the bullet itself doesn't get very hot, but it DOES get me hot. I have used this one about six months or so now. The nine volt battery does tend to wear out faster than the AA or AAAs and my husband is always asking me if I need more batteries! He knows me so well! I provided the link for it (in my original post), as I got it here at Too Timid. I just found out the original link didn't work. It has since been corrected and now takes you to the correct place.

Hello shyh and njoy!

I think a bullet is always a good choice for a first toy. But I also love this G-spot vibrator. It is just the right size and shape for hitting the G-spot, waterproof, is obviously designed to hit the G-spot and not just to look like a penis (although there is nothing wrong with that, either). I can use it just for stimulation without going all the way to orgasm, or have my husband work it on the G-spot to bring about a fantastic orgasm. Essense Pure Energy Vibe (link corrected--it works now)

I’m a woman and I usually use my favorite toy (since I can only chose one), The Space Explorer 5X Bullet, about 2 times a week. I prefer to use my toy at night, and my favorite place to use my toy is in my bed, although I have used it while cleaning the kitchen, vacuuming the house and doing laundry! What makes it so great is that it uses a 9V battery, so has MORE POWER! Space Explorer 5X Bullet

Great review, Tyger! I've never read one quite like that before! And it has be curious about the DVD now.

Look up above and where it says "My Controls" click on that. On the page that brings up, look over to the left and you will see a section called Personal Profile. First item under that is "Edit Profile." Click on this and change what you need to.

Hello and welcome Cowgrrl and Luvhim!

With clitoral stimulation I used to complain about my clit getting too sensitive, but if she can just go with it a little while and not back off, I bet she orgasms! Sometimes the clit does get to the point where it is so sensitive it is almost a pleasure-pain. Make sure you read the articles, especially about the G-spot orgasms, too, before your weekend away. If the clit is too intense for her maybe you can try for the G-spot, although I always found the clit easier to achieve orgasm. Bullets are good!

Welcome Sanya. The folks here give great advice for just about anything you can think of. Check out the articles under Sex Education, and if you don't find what you are looking for there, just ask!

I got this four or five months back and had the same reaction. We only watched it once. After me picking out this one (because I love the theatre and thought it would be neat) my husband said (jokingly) that I don't get to pick out our sex movies any more!

My thoughts and prayers are with you, your wife and junior.

Again I have to stick my two cents worth in here. First, I do agree with everything my fellow posters have suggested. If the relationship is worth saving, than there are things to do to help salvage it. I really hope that things work out. Talking is good, but it may mean you have to hide the game controller to get his attention. And Howard does have some legitimate thoughts about why he may be skipping classes and so into video games.

Not sure about how it felt to him. He didn't mention it, probably wasn't a lot left on by the time we got around to actually making love. But it does say it is for women, and I'm trying to think back if it says specifically not to use it on a man, or not. But directly applied it might be too much for him.

I couldn't tell you for sure how much I use, maybe about half of the tip of my index finger, and start directly on the clit and then work out a little. It gives a warm, tingling sensation. I sometimes reapply after 15 minutes or so, if desired. And by the way, my husband says it does not taste bad. I read somewhere, maybe on the package, that it was non-toxic. I don't use it every time, but often.