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Here is a funny one that my best friend sent me in an email yesterday.

I'd wait on suggestions from some of the more active/experienced members on the site. But I wanted to add my 2 cents even though I'm not and have never been married. I understand that you want to make your marriage work, but you can't do it alone. I feel like you've pulled out all the stops and he still isn't pulling his weight in the relationship. And to me, it isn't just about the sex. If he can't put in the effort on something that is supposed to be fun for BOTH of you, then he clearly isn't interested in putting effort into doing ANYTHING (not just sexual) to make you happy. If I was that upset and crying so much, my boyfriend better at least try to talk to me about it or he'd be getting the boot. Counseling could help, but I don't see how much is going to change through counseling if he already knows what your complaint is and won't try to fix it. I guess I am of the opinion that you've done everything you can. It seems as though you have already flat out told him that if something doesn't change (and SOON) then you are going to leave him...and still nothing has changed. If this is the case, you are going to have to actually do it or suffer with his selfishness for the rest of your life. I realize that it's hard to end a marriage after so many years, but you have to think about what is going to keep you happy and healthy.

Thanks for the more in depth description!

Hehe, it's a very common disorder of the temporomandibular joint in the jaw. For me it is basically just pain and tension in my jaw that is brought on mostly by stress. It certainly makes blow jobs more of a challenge when your jaw is so tense!

OC, do you have TMJ? I know personally that it's always been hard for me to complete a blowjob because of my TMJ. My jaw would get so sore and tight. For some reason I haven't had that problem with my current boyfriend. I think I'm SO comfortable around him that I am relaxed enough not to have the old jaw problems. The tips put forth by Howard and Mikayla about changing technique are what I have always done to try to ease the problems. But also, make sure you are totally relaxed when doing the deed. Even stress from work or something else could add to extra jaw tension!

Thanks for your opinion. We are very vocal about what we do and don't like, so you are definitely right. I'll bring it up with him later and see what he says!

I LOVE girl on girl porn as well. I agree with Tyger, women know how to please each other. It's so hot to watch that.

I've only done this a couple times years ago with my exboyfriend. I definitely enjoyed it and have been thinking about adding it to the mix with my new boyfriend, but I have some drawbacks. I'm only a B cup so I wasn't sure if my boyfriend would still enjoy it. Obviously that is enough to do this act with, but what does everyone think about doing this with a girl who isn't so well endowed?

I am!

My eyes, my butt, my smile, and my feet! I don't even like feet, but I think mine are so cute and sexy.

I wish I lived near you. I'm always looking for babysitting jobs I can't give you much advice as a youngin with no kids and probably more time to spend with my boyfriend than I'll ever have after this year. I did, however, just want to comment to say that it's nice to see parents who are committed to spending time with their children even if it means making sacrifices. I can't tell you how many parents I have recently babysat for, worked for, etc. who spend far too little time with their children to make time for each other. I'm not saying it isn't nice for couples to have alone time every now and then, but it's nice to have family time too. Definitely find time for each other whenever you can, even if it means taking your daughter to the park as someone else mentioned. Playdates for your child might be another way to have alone time without reliable babysitters or neglecting your child. Maybe try to find other parents in your situation who would be willing to watch your daughter for a couple hours, and you can return the favor later. That way you don't have to fork over any cash, you know the person has experience with children, and your child won't feel like they are being left behind!

Okay, I've been SO busy with midterms that I haven't gotten a chance to post much lately. The router at my townhouse is also broken so it's been hard for me to get on the site (since it's a bit difficult to do so from campus). Anyway, I've completed the second-to-last task and have yet to post it. For the fantasy task, I've been wanting to have sex in the back of my boyfriend's pick-up truck ever since we started dating. I tell him a lot of my fantasies, but somehow hadn't gotten to this one yet. I met him at his work after he got off late one night last week. When he came out to his truck I was sitting on the tailgate. I told him about how I'd been wanting to have sex in the back of the truck ever since I'd met him. He happily obliged after I revealed this fantasy by driving down a secluded/semi closed off road near his work. I couldn't complete Mikayla's task because it's that time of the month and my cramps are out of control (sorry if that's too much info). I hope to be done in time for the dessert task...

I LOVE undressing my boyfriend, but I also love for him to strip for me! It's so sexy when I sit back and watch him and get to see all of his body and how it moves as he takes his clothes off... Howard, was there another post about men stripping that I missed? I'd be interested in reading what people had/have to say about it.

Female: Angelina Jolie Scarlett Johansson Male: John Travolta (circa Grease) Brad Pitt

I like the tips that Howard gave as well. My boyfriend and I have only been together a few months, and I was pleased to find that he is very adventurous and extremely open to suggestions (I make sure they sound this way instead of like criticism) as far as pleasing me is concerned. He loves to try anything to make me happy. He used to play melophone and trumpet in the marching band, so I especially look forward to giving him the "buzzing" idea tonight I'll let you know how it goes!

I completed this task on Monday, but I've had a busy busy week so haven't been able to post yet. My boyfriend is in theatre, so I took advantage of a set that is up for a coming production. The set has a woodsy scene with a castle in the background. I told my boyfriend to meet me at the theatre after work. I dressed up like a princess and grabbed a blanket from my closet (to cover the dirty stage). When he met me I told him how much I loved my Prince Charming and wondered what happened in the steamy scenes that they never show in the fairytales. He came toward me with glowing eyes and gave me a big, hot kiss. Then he laid me down on the blanket and showed me a true fairytale ending...which concluded very happily ever after.

Definitely get tested and treated EVERY time you have the symptoms. The pain and discomfort may be relieved with things at home (drinking lots of water/cranberry juice, regular pain killers, etc), but the infection will not go away unless it is treated with antibiotics. If a bladder infection goes untreated, it can even spread to the kidneys and become a much more serious problem. I know you are busy with kids, but peeing in a cup doesn't take too much time out of the day so try not to put it off!

We don't always clean up, but I like it either way. Cleaning up can be fun...and can lead to even more fun in bed!

SWALLOW SWALLOW SWALLOW! I've never spit...ever. I actually like the taste of my boyfriend and his cum, but I feel like you taste more of the precum than the actual cum anyway. When I swallow, the cum just slides right down so my tongue doesn't really get any of the flavor. I feel like I would taste it more (and gag more...ewww) if I held it in my mouth to find somewhere to spit it. Anyway, that is just my opinion and preference...and my boyfriend's.

Hmmm...somehow posted twice...whoops!

I agree with Mikayla...I prefer Astroglide. I don't use lube very often, but that's what I go for when I do use it. Flavored and such are okay, but I love the taste of my boyfriend's penis so I don't usually like covering it up with something artificial.

I definitely get all giddy when I have a first kiss with someone special, of course I was a teenager fairly recently so I can't be too reminiscent My boyfriend and I have been dating for a few months, and I even felt all the butterflies and fireworks the first time we held hands. I thought I was so crazy (and back in middle school) for getting worked up over a guy holding my hand, but I honestly couldn't help it. We recently talked about it, and it turns out that he felt the same way--nervous and excited--when we held hands the first time. I love that feeling like you can't think about anything else but the next time you get to see the person and what your next "first" will be!

Alan77, so if we missed one round, can we jump back in? And just not get any points for the round we missed? I've finished all of my antibiotics, and the fun has returned to normal. We completed this last task yesterday. Unfortunately it seems that ours was similar to Mikayla's. Some of our friends were having a party, so I made sure to wear a skirt:) When my boyfriend headed to the bathroom, I waited a couple minutes and then followed. I knocked on the door and asked to come in. He unlocked the door to come out, and I shut and locked the door behind me. I hiked up my skirt and hopped up on the counter before he knew what was going on. He followed my lead and dropped his pants. Then he licked and sucked my pussy before fucking me. We slipped back in to the party without anyone knowing what had happened

I had to drop out. I've not only got a terrible UTI, but also a bronchial infection. Blah! Like bondagejunkie, it probably would not have made my bf very happy if I had completed this task anyway. Hopefully I can get back into the game next time one is started.

I actually completed the task Tuesday night but haven't gotten a chance to post until now. My boyfriend and I were watching tv at his apartment lying on the couch when I began to rub his crotch with my hand...and then with my body. He mentioned that it "could be more exciting." Thats when I sat up and began unzipping his pants. He followed my lead and did the same to me. We had amazing sex on the couch, and one of his roommates walked in just as we were rezipping our pants. His roommate put on his shoes and left the apartment. That's when we moved to the rocking chair on the apartment balcony because the living room was too hot. Too bad I had to leave for a meeting after that...