TonboMidori

I'm glad you had a good time with your floppy friend I have one of those myself and I love that thing, despite the fact it's top heavy!

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Look at me! I is an Intern! Yaaaay!

Yeah, sex and weight have always been quite an issue with me, too. I unfortunately hit puberty in the summer between 2nd and 3rd grade. It's kinda hard to be a 9 year old with boobs bigger than your teacher's ;-p It was really confusing from then on because my classmates were calling me 'fat' while my dad's drunk buddies were calling me 'little hottie' and feeling me up damn near every weekend. As a result, I grew up not trusting myself or others. I thought all men wanted the skinny, 'sexy' women and if they asked me out, I was expecting a group of his friend to in the back guffawing at their little prank. Picked a couple of really wrong guys, but at the time I felt like they were the best I could get. Oddly, it took a really nasty (and at the same time eye-opening) experience to make me realize that I'm worth alot more than I thought I was. The funny thing is, I'm now at the heaviest I've ever been but I generally feel good about myself. Don't get me wrong, I'd still like to lose some poundage and the insecurities still crop up from time to time, but it doesn't make me feel bad all the time. Sounds like most of us have come a loooong way. Go us!

Yes I'm too much of a 'yes girl', cuz I like 'em both!

A little add on... An Englishman, an Irishman, a German, and a all Scotsman walk into a pub. Each one orders a pint and sits down. Before any of them can drink, four flies come buzzing by and drop in each man's drink. The Englishman wrinkles his nose and pushes his pint away. The Irishman fishes the fly out of his pint and drinks anyway. The German drinks the pint, fly and all. The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his pint, holds it over the glass, and proceeds to beat the fly while screaming, "SPIT IT OUT, YE WEE BASTARD! SPIT IT OUT!"

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True - gonna start school again soon TPBM has heartburn

1) I have 2 (TWO) breasts. Please do not mash them together. They will not make 1 (ONE) big one. 2) Nipples are attached. 'Nuff said. 3) Do not use your teeth on my clit. 4) If you want to try something different, do not keep it to yourself. Ask. 9.99 times out of 10, I'll try it.

My bet is on The Pill. Could be wrong, but I had the same issues when I was on them. I think it's all about the hormones, baby. On the up side, congratz on finding your inner sex goddess!

Oooooohhhhhhhmmmmmmm...

That's cute. Thanks for the giggles!

False - don't skimp, just gimme the dough TPBM is incredibly pissed off

Blackman (aka Pussy Galore from Goldfinger)

Um, no. You wouldn't like it the nose or eye. Burns like nobody's business, it does! As for the general topic on hand, I think it's just a matter of preference. I don't particularly want my SO to drop on my face (I have a thing about stuff on on my face. Even food), but if he happens to "overshoot" and it hits me there, I don't have a fit. Just a question of comfort in my opinion.

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! *bows repeatedly*

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Those are great

Well, I have to say my experience with this guy was equal parts good and bad. Don't worry, though. I'm pretty sure it's just me. First off, this toy is made out of a firm but relatively flexible plastic. It's perfectly formed (at least I think so) to hit the g-spot and the clit at the same time. It's waterproof, so don't be afraid to get wet! The design is smooth, except for hard nubbies where it hits those two spots. Unfortunately, that's where I had the problem. I have never had a toy with nubbies before, so I wasn't sure what to expect. The nubbies on the clit area were great, no problems there. It was the ones on the g-spot area I made sure to lube it up really well, but the nubbies still scraped me a bit going in. I figured things would be fine once I got everything situated, and I was right. Once this baby is positioned where it needs to be, it's fabulous! I barely had to move it and I was on my way to the big O in no time. Sadly, afterwards was a different story. As I go to take it out and clean it, it scrapes me some more. Okay, so I just won't use it that often. Whatever. The next day, my SO and I get some alone time. Problem is, I'm sore. All the way. I don't mean "Oh, it'll be okay once we get going...", I mean "OMG, OW!" So, this guy went to the bottom of the box. As I said before, the problem is most likely me. I haven't heard of anyone else on the board having nubbie issues. Also, the experience itself wasn't bad at all. So I wouldn't say it's a bad toy at all for most people. Just not a good one for me The Wave

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Of course that's true! TPBM is gloating just a little...

Wow honey, I am sooo sorry! I hope things start to look up for you soon. How's he handling the change?

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