Grumpy Bear

Bump an old thread back "up".... sent some interesting ones..... gotta worry that the kids might accidentally open them now.....

Hmmmm..... Didn't post anything in the original challenge..... maybe I'll do a "limited time offer"....

Not sure those are designed for us out of shape couples.... yeah, round is a shape but no in shape..... any of these positions that angle the penis downward will net you extra depth of penetration.

Very impressive indeed! The cleavage is a nice tease.... Thank you for posting....

You obviously underestimate those of us who love the curves...... you see, we love you AND your curves... I would suggest playing with your camera timer and a big mirror.... work at it until you have all of your assets in the picture.... be it directly or in the mirror... Oh, and from what I have seen so far, I bet you definitely have an ass....

They look good to me ... like the cleavage shot.... Thanks for posting again. Most of the boob shots seem to end up being full frontal. Seems everyone has forgotten how erotic the profile of a woman is... at least if you like to see their curves! Are your pics self pics? Kinda hard to do yourself justice unless you are using a timer and deleting 'til you get ones you like - even shooting yourself in the mirror poses problems - it's not like looking in the mirror at yourself cuz the camera is in the way. Get you other half to take the pics.... They will have a vested interest in making them look as good as possible..... Alas, Mrs GB is too shy and self conscious to allow anything to be taken, let alone posted....

Excellent work MOHD.... I would love to be the person lucky enough to own #1 or #4....

Yeah that sucks... try working in the IT field... My normal day is ~7:30am - 5:30pm... sometimes I even get to take an hour for lunch... not uncommon to still be there at 7:30pm........we are expected to work several hours on the weekend whenever something needs done that can't be done during "business hours" - READ AS ANYTIME BETWEEN MONDAY & FRIDAY.... Oh, and did I mention that I'm sallary exempt which means I don't even get an "atta boy" or a "thank you"... just more opportunity to be expected to work more unpaid overtime..... nothing like 10-20 hours of unpaid overtime every week to build the morale!

Now, if this were truly an awesome "hook-up" - met out somewhere, hit it off, fucked each others brains out - and the guy was interested in pursuing things further, our thoughts would probably be "did I remember to get her number?"..... It has happened... been into each other... went to his\her place.... had an evening of fun but never exchanged numbers because they were ...um... preoccupied... Otherwise: .. In no particular order: - WOW... Hope we can do that again! - WOW .... When can we do that again? - WOW .... Will I get to do that again? - How soon should I call her - Does she want me to call her? - If I call tomorrow will I seem too eager - If I wait too long to call it might make her think I useed her for sex - If I call too soon she might think I want to use her for sex - What other kinky shit might she be into\want to do with me? - Did she just use me for sex? (thought when we try to call and can't get in touch) - I hope that wan't just a payback to a cheating boyfriend i haven't found out about yet... (next thought after did I just get used for sex) I could go on and on.... as we get older, with more mileage and confidence many of the more insecure thoughts go away..... We figure to call the next day and plan out the next "date"... not necessarrilly a "hook-up"....

Well, I can only relate my experience and say that the fruit doesn't fall too far from the tree... Going back 25 years here, before the Mrs and I started dating... the girl I was dating for maybe a month or so took me to meet her grandmother.... we were there maybe a half hour and in walks her mom and some guy that was not her dad.... I was actually introduced to him and told that he was "mom's boyfriend" and everyone knew.... hmmm? Well, ok then..... The warning lights and gongs were going off, but being 20 I was thinking with the little head at the time..... Two months later my sixth sense jangled a bit and I suspected that she had hooked up with an ex at a party (in a car in the driveway while I was inside talking to friends) - she later confirmed this but said she was just "comforting him" 'cuz he was fighting with his wife..... (remember this for later) Now I'm still thinking with the little head cuz, well he's really happy and doesn't want to mess up a good thing.... Coming into Christmas time, she starts hinting that she wants some "jewelry" for christmas.... you know, the kind that us guys are supposed to spend two months pay on... Um... we've been dating maybe 6 months and quite frankly the sex is good but the "spidey sense" was constantly tingling.... the big head now reasserts control over the little head and promply starts dragging the heels... Christmas goes by and we have a bit of a blow up 'cuz she insists that she wants to go visit an ex just home from the army (happens to be someone I grew up with but didn't know she had dated him). She did not want to go over the next day, and did not want me to go along so I stop the car in front of his parents house and tell her to get the fuck out..... She show up at my door an hour and a half later and appologizes... I drove her home and to this day figure she gave him a "welcome home" fuck...... more spidey sense tingling here.... Yeah.. the death spiral had started.... So we are together for about 9 months now and we've been going to different local colleges the last 6 months.... Now I have to say that I have a lot of friends and acquaintences and she either didn't notice, or care.... I had a friend that happened to go to her school, knew we were dating, and kinda kept his eyes & ears open....About a week before Valentines day he called me and said he needed to talk to me about her.... and her regular "weekly study group"....... suffice to say she was never very faithful..... Now I did take a bit of pay back.... she moved in with the guy from school and kept showing up at a mutual friends place while I was there... I sent her home reaking of Polo a time or three before she moved across the state to continue her education..... Hey, I was young, horny, unattached, and had no qualms about it at the time... as much payback for him as her. Later, I had heard she was engaged briefly to another guy and she didn't understand why he broke it off when she told him she had screwed her ex.... (the guy I sent the Polo samples to)... Noticing any patterns here??? Anyway.... would I tell? I did.... at least what I knew happened while one of my best friends was pased out New Years Eve.... Sensed that something was in the air and I had to get the girlfriend home.... got her there home and returned as quickly as I could. When i got back his wife was all but throwing herself at two of our - at the time best friends and they looked mighty guilty and uncomfortable about my return.... she later admitted that she had a long term affair with at least one of these two guys that started that night .... resulted in a bitter divorce.

Gotta say I can't stand it if I need a machete to clear a path... Likewise if you're gonna shave then do the maintenance otherwise it feels like sex with cheese grater.... Me, I prefer the top to be neatly trimmed, say a #1 clipper guard - and waxed along the edges. Same clipper trim or frshly shaven\waxed below..... Defilitely nothing like freshly shaven on both partners...... Me, I keep trimmed to the same hieght as my beard.... about that same #1 guard..... Emo, A good friend related a similar experience..... he briefly dated a girl that waxed and he didn't necessarrilly dislike it, but she was about 4'11", maybe 90 pounds and would need tissue to help fill out an A cup..... they didn't last long, and he said the deal breaker was the night they had the lights on with her on top..... absolutely freaked him out to the point that he asked her to get dressed and leave..... not nicest thing do, but........

I do get a fair bit of regular exercise... The intensity isn't high enough with "just exercise"..... For it to be truly useful to reduce my stress it would need to be quite a bit more vigorous _ even agressive... like put the pads on and do some full contact sparring (not likely at 6'4" 280#), or maybe play some full check hockey the way I did years ago... same thing... don't wanna hurt anyone.... SO, I sit quietly, meditate, find my happy place and decompress.... you could sum up my stress like this.... Stress is the condition that arises when the mind over rides the bodies basic instinct to beat the living hell out of someone that is so absolutely deserving it.

That camera looks a lot like ours... have you checked to see if it has a timer?

Yep... but when I get so stressed that everything is an irritation I get... well really grumpy.... I grumble and growl and fume a lot and in general am not pleasant to be around (and that's when I'm aware of it and trying to NOT take it out on the wife and kids).... When I get like that, it's just better to sit in a quiet room all alone and just decompress..... Sex is the last thing on my mind.... Heck, I couldn't concentrate long enough to get off masturbating, never mind actually having to pay any attention to someone else..... Now once I step back from that edge a bit, a nice long session might be just the thing to relieve it further. Unfortunately, my current job environment tends to foster that level of stress... as I put it, they gave me 5 pound bag and told me to put the 50 pound pile of shit into it.... and they took my shovel away..... and then the keep dumping more shit onto the pile daily...

Definitely be proud... you've come a long way in the last few weeks......... Curves and confidence ~ a great combination!