Grumpy Bear

Bump an old thread back "up".... sent some interesting ones..... gotta worry that the kids might accidentally open them now.....

Hmmmm..... Didn't post anything in the original challenge..... maybe I'll do a "limited time offer"....

Not sure those are designed for us out of shape couples.... yeah, round is a shape but no in shape..... any of these positions that angle the penis downward will net you extra depth of penetration.

Very impressive indeed! The cleavage is a nice tease.... Thank you for posting....

You obviously underestimate those of us who love the curves...... you see, we love you AND your curves... I would suggest playing with your camera timer and a big mirror.... work at it until you have all of your assets in the picture.... be it directly or in the mirror... Oh, and from what I have seen so far, I bet you definitely have an ass....

They look good to me ... like the cleavage shot.... Thanks for posting again. Most of the boob shots seem to end up being full frontal. Seems everyone has forgotten how erotic the profile of a woman is... at least if you like to see their curves! Are your pics self pics? Kinda hard to do yourself justice unless you are using a timer and deleting 'til you get ones you like - even shooting yourself in the mirror poses problems - it's not like looking in the mirror at yourself cuz the camera is in the way. Get you other half to take the pics.... They will have a vested interest in making them look as good as possible..... Alas, Mrs GB is too shy and self conscious to allow anything to be taken, let alone posted....

Excellent work MOHD.... I would love to be the person lucky enough to own #1 or #4....

Yeah that sucks... try working in the IT field... My normal day is ~7:30am - 5:30pm... sometimes I even get to take an hour for lunch... not uncommon to still be there at 7:30pm........we are expected to work several hours on the weekend whenever something needs done that can't be done during "business hours" - READ AS ANYTIME BETWEEN MONDAY & FRIDAY.... Oh, and did I mention that I'm sallary exempt which means I don't even get an "atta boy" or a "thank you"... just more opportunity to be expected to work more unpaid overtime..... nothing like 10-20 hours of unpaid overtime every week to build the morale!

Now, if this were truly an awesome "hook-up" - met out somewhere, hit it off, fucked each others brains out - and the guy was interested in pursuing things further, our thoughts would probably be "did I remember to get her number?"..... It has happened... been into each other... went to his\her place.... had an evening of fun but never exchanged numbers because they were ...um... preoccupied... Otherwise: .. In no particular order: - WOW... Hope we can do that again! - WOW .... When can we do that again? - WOW .... Will I get to do that again? - How soon should I call her - Does she want me to call her? - If I call tomorrow will I seem too eager - If I wait too long to call it might make her think I useed her for sex - If I call too soon she might think I want to use her for sex - What other kinky shit might she be into\want to do with me? - Did she just use me for sex? (thought when we try to call and can't get in touch) - I hope that wan't just a payback to a cheating boyfriend i haven't found out about yet... (next thought after did I just get used for sex) I could go on and on.... as we get older, with more mileage and confidence many of the more insecure thoughts go away..... We figure to call the next day and plan out the next "date"... not necessarrilly a "hook-up"....

Well, I can only relate my experience and say that the fruit doesn't fall too far from the tree... Going back 25 years here, before the Mrs and I started dating... the girl I was dating for maybe a month or so took me to meet her grandmother.... we were there maybe a half hour and in walks her mom and some guy that was not her dad.... I was actually introduced to him and told that he was "mom's boyfriend" and everyone knew.... hmmm? Well, ok then..... The warning lights and gongs were going off, but being 20 I was thinking with the little head at the time..... Two months later my sixth sense jangled a bit and I suspected that she had hooked up with an ex at a party (in a car in the driveway while I was inside talking to friends) - she later confirmed this but said she was just "comforting him" 'cuz he was fighting with his wife..... (remember this for later) Now I'm still thinking with the little head cuz, well he's really happy and doesn't want to mess up a good thing.... Coming into Christmas time, she starts hinting that she wants some "jewelry" for christmas.... you know, the kind that us guys are supposed to spend two months pay on... Um... we've been dating maybe 6 months and quite frankly the sex is good but the "spidey sense" was constantly tingling.... the big head now reasserts control over the little head and promply starts dragging the heels... Christmas goes by and we have a bit of a blow up 'cuz she insists that she wants to go visit an ex just home from the army (happens to be someone I grew up with but didn't know she had dated him). She did not want to go over the next day, and did not want me to go along so I stop the car in front of his parents house and tell her to get the fuck out..... She show up at my door an hour and a half later and appologizes... I drove her home and to this day figure she gave him a "welcome home" fuck...... more spidey sense tingling here.... Yeah.. the death spiral had started.... So we are together for about 9 months now and we've been going to different local colleges the last 6 months.... Now I have to say that I have a lot of friends and acquaintences and she either didn't notice, or care.... I had a friend that happened to go to her school, knew we were dating, and kinda kept his eyes & ears open....About a week before Valentines day he called me and said he needed to talk to me about her.... and her regular "weekly study group"....... suffice to say she was never very faithful..... Now I did take a bit of pay back.... she moved in with the guy from school and kept showing up at a mutual friends place while I was there... I sent her home reaking of Polo a time or three before she moved across the state to continue her education..... Hey, I was young, horny, unattached, and had no qualms about it at the time... as much payback for him as her. Later, I had heard she was engaged briefly to another guy and she didn't understand why he broke it off when she told him she had screwed her ex.... (the guy I sent the Polo samples to)... Noticing any patterns here??? Anyway.... would I tell? I did.... at least what I knew happened while one of my best friends was pased out New Years Eve.... Sensed that something was in the air and I had to get the girlfriend home.... got her there home and returned as quickly as I could. When i got back his wife was all but throwing herself at two of our - at the time best friends and they looked mighty guilty and uncomfortable about my return.... she later admitted that she had a long term affair with at least one of these two guys that started that night .... resulted in a bitter divorce.

Gotta say I can't stand it if I need a machete to clear a path... Likewise if you're gonna shave then do the maintenance otherwise it feels like sex with cheese grater.... Me, I prefer the top to be neatly trimmed, say a #1 clipper guard - and waxed along the edges. Same clipper trim or frshly shaven\waxed below..... Defilitely nothing like freshly shaven on both partners...... Me, I keep trimmed to the same hieght as my beard.... about that same #1 guard..... Emo, A good friend related a similar experience..... he briefly dated a girl that waxed and he didn't necessarrilly dislike it, but she was about 4'11", maybe 90 pounds and would need tissue to help fill out an A cup..... they didn't last long, and he said the deal breaker was the night they had the lights on with her on top..... absolutely freaked him out to the point that he asked her to get dressed and leave..... not nicest thing do, but........

I do get a fair bit of regular exercise... The intensity isn't high enough with "just exercise"..... For it to be truly useful to reduce my stress it would need to be quite a bit more vigorous _ even agressive... like put the pads on and do some full contact sparring (not likely at 6'4" 280#), or maybe play some full check hockey the way I did years ago... same thing... don't wanna hurt anyone.... SO, I sit quietly, meditate, find my happy place and decompress.... you could sum up my stress like this.... Stress is the condition that arises when the mind over rides the bodies basic instinct to beat the living hell out of someone that is so absolutely deserving it.

That camera looks a lot like ours... have you checked to see if it has a timer?

Yep... but when I get so stressed that everything is an irritation I get... well really grumpy.... I grumble and growl and fume a lot and in general am not pleasant to be around (and that's when I'm aware of it and trying to NOT take it out on the wife and kids).... When I get like that, it's just better to sit in a quiet room all alone and just decompress..... Sex is the last thing on my mind.... Heck, I couldn't concentrate long enough to get off masturbating, never mind actually having to pay any attention to someone else..... Now once I step back from that edge a bit, a nice long session might be just the thing to relieve it further. Unfortunately, my current job environment tends to foster that level of stress... as I put it, they gave me 5 pound bag and told me to put the 50 pound pile of shit into it.... and they took my shovel away..... and then the keep dumping more shit onto the pile daily...

Definitely be proud... you've come a long way in the last few weeks......... Curves and confidence ~ a great combination!

WOW Lil L... First you take my mind for a walk in a dark room and now you add to that image.....

Sorry Lil_L.... My mind took a little walk at your comment.... went to having you blindfolded, or in a totally dark bedroom..... spending a bunch of time exploring your body... maybe take you up to the very edge and hold you there for a while.... Not let you see or touch me until I ..... uhhhhhh. Getting back to the subjet in hand. Well anyways, if a guy is telling you how big he is, he's probably thinking it'll pique your interest or impress you. Then later when he asks if he's "enough" he probably has no confidence in his ability to please you. Maybe he's comparing himself to what he sees in the porn movies, Or his ego needs some stroking and he needs a seperate entrance for it.

Suzy, My post was meant to be kinda tongue in cheek ~ should have thrown in a couple smileys..... From the guys side of the of the aisle.... I have to say that most of the guys that I've ever heard worrying about being "big enough" have no clue about how to treat a woman.... They are either very inexperienced (and thus just need to be enlightened), or their idea of foreplay is a slap on the ass, a boob grab, and maybe a couple minutes of hand action.. giving oral is not an option (but they sure expect to recieve it). They might just qualify for the status of "minute man" - you know, climb on and hump furiously for about a minute and then ask if it was good for you. Later they can be heard bragging to their buddies at the bar that "they pounded the shit outa that last week"...... or "I tore her up"..... Or worse... "she's lousey, just lays there... " Never realizing that they were done and gone before you even got started. I was that guy once - long long ago, but that was back when some guy named Regan was in the middle of his first term as President.....

So what you're all saying is that you might prefer a guy that is average length, has nearly the girth of "big red" - or Goliath as SuzyP calls it (unless you are giving oral in which case smaller is better), is attentive to your needs and moods, LOVES foreplay as well as giving oral pleasure to his lady, and reads TooTimiid with her regularly for information and entertainment. Or not? Lil Librarian.... Not know and just feel it and wonder....Sounds like a good reason to have the lights off, or use a blind fold....

Well Suzy????? I think we're all dying to know if you did anything daring leading up to Valentines day.....

Suzy, I gotta agree with Pappy and DADT.... Guys can be really dense at times, often not seeing the obvious... I mean Mrs Grumpy barely registered on my radar screen (even though we had been acquainted for probably 10 years) while I was busy talking and teasing around with some of the other girls she was hanging out with - and then she hit me in the head with a snow ball - yep you read that right, I turned my back and got pelted.... up to that point I never really looked at her in "that way" then came the talking and teasing around.... she invited me to come over to play pool since her parents had a table in the basement.... that was over 21years ago and we're still together.... Point is, the first step is the hardest and you get nothing if you don't try..... you need to let him know you're interested - beyond just chatting it up - and you may need to be a little more ... um..... obvious. One way to write it out in front of him.... maybe take his cash and say, "wait a minute."...write your name and number on a bright piece of paper.... "here ya go, you might want this"..... He should look at out of curiousity - then the rest is up to him. OR, "I would really like it if you called me sometime".... the approach depends on the person... Heck, If you're in New York state you could always pelt him with a snowball....

I have sleep apnea - was diagnosed 15 years ago. I had a laser surgery on my throat to reduce the snoring, but I still need to sleep with a CPAP (Constant Positive Air Pressure) meachine and it takes a bit of getting used to and definitely puts a crimp in the spontanaiety. When I don't use it, I feel like I've been awake for a couple days come morning. Due to work emergencies I have pulled a couple stretches where I was awake for ~48 hrs so I can definitely relate the feelings. One of the best things someone with sleep apnea can do is lose weight.... I could stand to lose 50 pounds and I did this a few years back and felt really good. Unfortunately I found them again and I'm back up to 280#.... Does he fall asleep easily during the day? During conversations? Watching TV? Sitting at the dinner table? DRIVING!?!?!? At night, does he stop breathing and then "gasp for air" and start snoring again? There are a lot of other symptoms besides the fatigue and snoring... Sleep Apnea is a serious issue, it can contribute to heart attack & stroke, the fatigue and suddenly faling asleep can lead to accidents... The only way to really know is to undergo a sleep study. You will usually go to a sleep lab\clinic over two consecutive nights and get wired up to monitor your physical state ... IRRC - sleep stages, (apnea usually will prevent rem sleep), oxygen intake\general oxygen level, respiration - in particular if and the frequency that you stop breathing... heart rate, blood pressure, etc.... for the first night. On the second night they might monitor again to verify the results and then have you come back in for another visit where they'll set you up with a CPAP and adjust the setting while you sleep while monitoring you to determine if it helps. Oh, they also video tape you and have somone sit there and monitor you for movement - tossing and turning, etc.... I would suggest getting him checked if for no other reason than to rule it out... You will most likely need to seei an ear, nose, and throat specialist and they may rule it out after the first exam. but definitely get checked!

Do I think that women compare themselves to what they see on Tv\movies\magazines\etc... I say absolutely. And it is needlessly ruining their self esteem... Now here's a clue from this man's perspective - there is a reason that the home made stuff, the amatuer stuff, real people, is getting more and more popular.... the 14 to 24 year olds may like the big fake boobies and such but then again how many of them really care if the woman is remotely turned on as long as they let them pump away for a few frantic minutes until they get theirs and say, "Wasn't I great, did you cum too?" .... the reality and variety of life are much better.....For us it's about the journey and not the destination....real men - maybe I should say men that are confident and mature want reality and not plastic fantastic perfection (even when they fantasize).... And this brings me to another thought along these lines..... Strip clubs.... personally, I would rather see something that is closer to a burlesque show..... tease me, make me wonder what's hidden under that loose blouse or skirt.... Be sexy build up the anticipation.. make me wait a little. our mind is our biggest and most complex sex organ. I don't really get anything from watching an aerobics instructor walk out, get naked, roll around whipping her bald and bone dry pussy like a rented mule and expect me to toss her a dollar bill. There's nothing sensual about it, just "here it is now gimme a dead president..... and no, there's no way in hell you can touch it".... why bother?

First time I ever WANTED to get screwed by the government!