Review Team l8niter Posted February 26, 2016 Review Team Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 If you want to see if your SO has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose peddles to a sink of dirty dishes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ttpw Posted March 1, 2016 Members Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Lmao!! good one Wen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ttpw Posted March 1, 2016 Members Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Or....is that it??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team l8niter Posted March 1, 2016 Author Review Team Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 are you going to participate or just lay there and sweat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ttpw Posted March 1, 2016 Members Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Lol.... No that would end it for me!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted May 10, 2016 Members Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Don't point out that your partner has a mole/freckle/birthmark during sex lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RC4BLUE Posted May 11, 2016 Members Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Wear toe socks and think you're sexy. Hand a toy to your partner and say: "this is so much better." Loose your condom inside and say: "oops I think I just lost two things and you may have gained one." During intercourse tell your partner: "I have a burning sensation that I forgot to mention earlier." ??? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Say someone else's name......especially when cumming! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wendybird74 Posted May 31, 2016 Members Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Don't yell out someone else's name... Probably not a good idea to say oh I thought you were bigger.... It's probably not a good idea to start laughing for no reason at all and not be able to stop.... Although sometimes it's completely nessasary 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted June 1, 2016 Members Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) 21 hours ago, GirlCrush said: Are you almost done...!? THAT'S NOT FUNNY AND THAT'S N-O-T NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited June 1, 2016 by 12GAUGE Had a 0ops moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted June 2, 2016 Members Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 On 5/31/2016 at 1:39 AM, wendybird74 said: Don't yell out someone else's name... Probably not a good idea to say oh I thought you were bigger.... It's probably not a good idea to start laughing for no reason at all and not be able to stop.... Although sometimes it's completely necessary Absopositively. OTOH if you ladies wanna tear our GUTS out go ahead on. I had this happen to me 40 years ago. As the orgasm hit her she started screaming THANK YOU JESUS over and over and over AGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Threw me for a loop I'm here to tell ya. Pissed me off major too. I mean I love Jesus too but gee wilikers....... I froze in place for a few seconds and fingered WTH and got back to it. It wasn't until a few years later I read somewhere this MAJOR TIDBIT: NEVER HOLD SOMEONE ACCOUNTABLE for what they scream mumble or say during the throes of orgasm. Well y'all I was tickled pink to hear THAT!!!!!!!!!! (((Besides I once yelled something similar))) to a honeypie as I shot my load. It was especially embarrassing as the new owner of my mouthful of hot seed had an Adams apple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted June 2, 2016 Members Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Ya know Little Lady I like what you said about Cali and how you'll be there forever. I also like how you're over 50. I'm 60+ and if you look half as good on the outside as you look on the inside I'd bet you're fairly gorgeous and still have guys drooling when you walk past us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted June 2, 2016 Members Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 On 5/18/2016 at 7:34 PM, Tyger said: Say someone else's name......especially when cumming! BTDT GTB!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team l8niter Posted June 7, 2016 Author Review Team Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Don't fall asleep while your receiving oral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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