Members GirlNextDoor Posted January 28, 2007 Members Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 I know occasionally I'm staying in a hotel or at someone's house, I haven't brought any of my toys, and I really need some relief. I've used some strange objects to satisfy my needs, ranging from a banana, to the smooth metal handle of a hairbrush, to a squiggle-writer pen, to a paintbrush! What is the most random/strange thing you've ever used when you were stranded without your toys? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 I've used a smooth handled spoon, a taper candle, and my vibrating razor handle (I took the razor part off, cuz knowing my luck, I'd slice my hand open and try to explain that!! ). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edge Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Hey Girl, how did the banana work for you? Peeled or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CGEM Posted February 7, 2007 Members Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 I know occasionally I'm staying in a hotel or at someone's house, I haven't brought any of my toys, and I really need some relief. I've used some strange objects to satisfy my needs, ranging from a banana, to the smooth metal handle of a hairbrush, to a squiggle-writer pen, to a paintbrush! What is the most random/strange thing you've ever used when you were stranded without your toys?Hi GND,Your comment about the pen just reminded me about my first ever sex toy purchase. It was a vibrating ball-point pen that looked very business and discreet. And when you pressed the dome-like rubber cap it started to vibrate. I inserted the batteries and slipped it in my gf's business portfolio knowing she had an early board meeting. Luckily for her, she didn't try it until after the meeting. The rest of the day was then nothing but horny text messages back and forth and some hothothot sex in the evening. The pen itself has not contributed to a single orgasm but let me tell you, that pen has been worth every penny and more!Regards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GirlNextDoor Posted February 12, 2007 Author Members Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 To answer your question Edge, the banana worked great! I used an unpeeled, very green banana (that's when it is its hardest). All you need is a little clitoral stimulation, and you've got yourself a nice big "O" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 And remember, fruit is good for you!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members curvacious_lust Posted February 19, 2007 Members Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 Um, er, I bought one of those "deep pore cleaners" at my local dollar store. It didn't do anything for my skin but it had a nice lil suction to it, like I thought those "clit suckers" would so i decided to try it. OMMMMGGGGG....I squirted!!! And the "o" was so quick and intense, lawdy, how I love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edge Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 no guys yet, so here's my input.i was a young (horny) teen and was cutting the grass with a high powered hand mower. Well, either the spring air or maybe the vibrations got to me, and i just had to get off right then and there. Fortunately i was in a secluded part of their yard and rested my balls on the handle...my first vibe experience! My rock hard cock shot a good hot load. Also, while not strange, the hand held shower spray is a nice touch on the balls when accompanied by either my hand, or my wife's mouth.... mmmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edge Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 To answer your question Edge, the banana worked great! I used an unpeeled, very green banana (that's when it is its hardest). All you need is a little clitoral stimulation, and you've got yourself a nice big "O"Thank you Girl. That must have been a sight many guys would love to have seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willwork4sex Posted February 20, 2007 Members Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 long, long, long time ago it was a cucumber with a condom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Um, er, I bought one of those "deep pore cleaners" at my local dollar store. It didn't do anything for my skin but it had a nice lil suction to it, like I thought those "clit suckers" would so i decided to try it. OMMMMGGGGG....I squirted!!! And the "o" was so quick and intense, lawdy, how I love it!!I may have to ge me one of those!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sexyblond6969 Posted February 26, 2007 Members Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 hey girl i used cucumbers bananas candles and even used a salami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie donnastoys Posted February 27, 2007 Newbie Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 And then there are those days when anything round and smooth will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AllisonWonderland Posted March 6, 2007 Members Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 I once put my cell phone on vibrate, wrapped it in cellophane, and called myself over and over and over... I am not even kidding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted September 22, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 One of the spur of the moment playthings was inspired when our pedestal fan gave up working. I trashed the top part and the large feet. I cut a piece of plumbing pipe insulation about 15" long. I folded the top over so it made a shape of a head and wrapped completely with electrical tape. Whenever she wants that stuffed feeling she slides on a condom and she's open for business. At the base there is still an attachment plate if I decide to mount to the bed and strap her down while stuffed with it. All the items you've already mentioned have been a staple of our world also. Beer bottles work also, just watch out for vacuum lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinky Twinkie Posted September 23, 2007 Members Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 hey girl i used cucumbers bananas candles and even used a salamiNow I in the mood for a sandwich thinking about that and I doubt there will be need for a condom mint!Glenn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cupcake522 Posted October 10, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 lets see have used the b4 said hari brush , seems like that is a popular one. the oddest would have to be a hair spray bottle . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members silver_pages Posted October 29, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 I was one of those teenagers who wanted a toy really bad but was under age, so, I made one (quite literally a woodie ) out of a de-barked, sanded smooth and varnished tree branch (don't worry, I washed it several times to be sure no chemicals) I still have it and still love it. The more spur of the moment playthings included the vibrations from an electric air-pump for a camping air matress, my bedpost, and the side of the tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie Wingfrog Posted November 6, 2007 Newbie Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Lol.... hand-lotion bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted December 1, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 hey girl i used cucumbers bananas candles and even used a salamiBefore I had ANY toys I used small cucumbers, carrots, Polish sausages, A hairbrush handle and those longer 10 inch or so sausage/weiners like they have at Costco. I used to use cooking oil back then for lube. Never used Crisco....yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mtngal Posted January 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 cucumber..zucchini....beer bottle....spice bottle (those spice island kinds) and for a ribbed effect a shucked corn on the cob--why do you think I grow a garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neuroticax Posted January 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Waaaaaaaaaaay back in the day before I even knew what masturbation was (I saw one of my moms porns and was like hmm, that looks fun!) I used the strap from a purse I had, folded it and used that. Then there was some baton looking toy I had, I used that also. Later on I've used a cucumber, the handle to a screw driver.. tried to lotion bottle but... that didn't fit. lol uhhh I think that's it. I was never one for insertion, I've always gotten my kicks from clitoral stimulation when it came to masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DADT Posted January 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I once put my cell phone on vibrate, wrapped it in cellophane, and called myself over and over and over... I am not even kidding.You need an electric toothbrush (rechargeable). Saves on minutes on the cellphone bill. Good at fighting plaque too.Men have it good. Our toys come pre-installed discreetly at the end of our arms. And any house that has a women in it will have at least 5 different types of cream/lotion in the bathroom to experiment with. Skip vaseline. Can't glide smoothly with that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DADT Posted January 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 One of the spur of the moment playthings was inspired when our pedestal fan gave up working. I trashed the top part and the large feet. I cut a piece of plumbing pipe insulation about 15" long. I folded the top over so it made a shape of a head and wrapped completely with electrical tape. Whenever she wants that stuffed feeling she slides on a condom and she's open for business. At the base there is still an attachment plate if I decide to mount to the bed and strap her down while stuffed with it. All the items you've already mentioned have been a staple of our world also. Beer bottles work also, just watch out for vacuum lock.Spur of the moment? Sounds like a day's work. I think I saw this project on the DIY Network! I salute your creativity. You should patent this item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted January 23, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Candle, vibrating head massager, carrot, smooth-handled silverware, and a couple of times I rigged my stereo up for electrostimulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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