Taxes

[Tyger]

At first I thought this was funny...then I

realized the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him Taxes

Are the rule.

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts

Anyway!

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he

Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,

Tax his beers,

If he cries,

then Tax his tears.

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To Tax his ass.

Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,

Then Tax him some more,

Tax him till He's good and sore.

Then Tax his coffin,

Tax his grave, Tax the sod in

Which he's laid.

Put these words

upon his tomb,

'Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone,

Do not relax,

Its time to apply

The inheritance Tax!

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service Charge Tax

Social Security Tax

Road UsageTax

Sales Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal S ervice Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and

our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We

had absolutely no national debt,had the largest middle

class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise

the kids.

What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I have to 'press 1' for English!?!?

[thurisas]

But this HAS to be better than Taxation Without Representation, right??!! Oh wait...there is no one in government who truly represents the middle or lower classes so I guess we DO still have Taxation Without Representation. The only real difference is that we don't give money to the crown, we give it to the lobbying groups. Nice to know we haven't changed a thing in these hundreds of years.

Thurisas.

[jesso]

errrrrrrrr

[Fargo]

A lady had asked Washington what kind of government we had... He replied; " A Republic, if you can keep it."

Looks like we didn't keep it.

[12GAUGE]

At first I thought this was funny...then I

realized the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him Taxes

Are the rule.

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts

Anyway!

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he

Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,

Tax his beers,

If he cries,

then Tax his tears.

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To Tax his ass.

Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,

Then Tax him some more,

Tax him till He's good and sore.

Then Tax his coffin,

Tax his grave, Tax the sod in

Which he's laid.

Put these words

upon his tomb,

'Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone,

Do not relax,

Its time to apply

The inheritance Tax!

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service Charge Tax

Social Security Tax

Road UsageTax

Sales Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal S ervice Fee Tax

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and

our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We

had absolutely no national debt,had the largest middle

class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise

the kids.

What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I have to 'press 1' for English!?!?

Geez my first thought was to go shoot the first IRS agent I could find.

Of course that wouldn't solve anything would it?

What if say 10,000 (or 100,000) IRS agents suddenly dissappeared from the face of the earth?? Other than their immediate families and wives,gf,bf,husbands,etc would anyone truly lament their passing? I sure as hell would not!!

ANYONE GOT 100,000 ROUNDS??