Members sun_flower969 Posted May 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, flogging the dolphin, waxing the carrot?????What are the funniest ways you have ever heard of masturbation being referred to?Honing the knob I thought was a funny one! but wait maybe that was a BJ Oh well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted May 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Beat my meat, choke the chicken, jerkin the gerkin, tickle my pickle, playing with my stick pussy! Give me some time here and I'll throw some more on the fire! You know I usually don't do that stuff but I was cleaning it once and it went off! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted May 21, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I don't have one but Sun Flower nice new shoes and Pappy...wha?...wow!Thanks! those are the ones I wore in my story except they are suede! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted May 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 - Hiding the salami- sneezing in the cabbage- yodeling in the canyon (man i love that one ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted May 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 pounding the pud, safe sex, stroking the poker, getting some from rosie............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Testing the mic, it's more or oral but who cares it's fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hollybw Posted May 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 What about "purple-headed yogurt slinger?!" I guess that isn't really a masterbation term, but it's funny! Give me some time - I'll think of more - that one just always stuck with me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted May 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 I Googled this and courtesy of Masturbation Cafe:Men:Dishonorable dischargeDo the Dew Fist your MisterCrank your ShaftWomen:Night with the girlsBeat the BeaverCat got tongueClambake for OneGet a Lube jobJillin' offPearly FishingThere are about 200 more.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted May 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, flogging the dolphin, waxing the carrot?????What are the funniest ways you have ever heard of masturbation being referred to?Honing the knob I thought was a funny one! but wait maybe that was a BJ Oh well!KICK ASS Shoes!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Amylynn920 Posted May 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Jillin' off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members its1013 Posted May 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 LOL!. Oh Pinky, I love ya'. Those were great. I'll try a few tomorrow to see what reactions I get. khee, khee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted May 22, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 slappin the ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted May 22, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 KICK ASS Shoes!!!!Thank you! I <3 them too I think they might be my favorite. Mine are suede though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted May 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Meeting Mother Fist and her five daughters or Mary Palm and her five sisters.Flying solo.Flog the log.Playing with the meat puppet.Pocket pool.Wax on/wax off (courtesy of The Karate Kid movie)Beat off, jerk off, jack off, wack off, stroke off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted May 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 On a date with Hand-gela (H-angela) or Rosie Palms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team TonboMidori Posted May 24, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 There is a song by Peaches called "Slippery Dick" that goes down a list of nicknames for sex organs/acts. It's pretty damn funny, when you think about it.Slippery Dick Lyrics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted May 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Sayin hi to the monsterOn a date with Palmela and her five friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted May 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Raping Rosie! The bitch was asking for it! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.