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Spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, flogging the dolphin, waxing the carrot?????

What are the funniest ways you have ever heard of masturbation being referred to?

Honing the knob I thought was a funny one! but wait maybe that was a BJ Oh well!

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Beat my meat, choke the chicken, jerkin the gerkin, tickle my pickle, playing with my stick pussy! Give me some time here and I'll throw some more on the fire! You know I usually don't do that stuff but I was cleaning it once and it went off! LOL!

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I don't have one but Sun Flower nice new shoes and Pappy...wha?...wow!

Thanks! those are the ones I wore in my story except they are suede!

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- Hiding the salami

- sneezing in the cabbage

- yodeling in the canyon (man i love that one ;) )

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What about "purple-headed yogurt slinger?!" :lol: I guess that isn't really a masterbation term, but it's funny!

Give me some time - I'll think of more - that one just always stuck with me! :P

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I Googled this and courtesy of Masturbation Cafe:

Men:

Dishonorable discharge

Do the Dew

Fist your Mister

Crank your Shaft

Women:

Night with the girls

Beat the Beaver

Cat got tongue

Clambake for One

Get a Lube job

Jillin' off

Pearly Fishing

There are about 200 more....

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Spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, flogging the dolphin, waxing the carrot?????

What are the funniest ways you have ever heard of masturbation being referred to?

Honing the knob I thought was a funny one! but wait maybe that was a BJ Oh well!

KICK ASS Shoes!!!!

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KICK ASS Shoes!!!!

Thank you! I <3 them too :) I think they might be my favorite. Mine are suede though.

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Meeting Mother Fist and her five daughters or Mary Palm and her five sisters.

Flying solo.

Flog the log.

Playing with the meat puppet.

Pocket pool.

Wax on/wax off (courtesy of The Karate Kid movie)

Beat off, jerk off, jack off, wack off, stroke off

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There is a song by Peaches called "Slippery Dick" that goes down a list of nicknames for sex organs/acts. It's pretty damn funny, when you think about it.

Slippery Dick Lyrics

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Sayin hi to the monster

On a date with Palmela and her five friends.

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