Members Mikayla1 Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Greetings!Just an FYI that I will be away on vacation with my family in Cow Country. Yes, that is right, this city chick is going to the farm for 9, long days! Uggghhh.....the nearest Starbucks is 35 minutes away, there is no 'shopping' and I will have to work out at the Y. Ugghhhh.Anyway, the nearest hotspot for internet is 35 minutes away at aforementioned Starbucks, so I may not be on much. That is, unless I decide to ditch my family and bunk at the Holiday Inn in the nearest form of civilization!I will catch up when I return......everyone have a Happy 4th of July. I know I will...I will be at an old fashioned BBQ with unidentifiable meat and such on the grill. Lucky for me I am a vegetarian, nothing is safe to eat down there!Catch ya when I return!Kisses and Hugs,Mikayla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 *laughing* Poor dear. Try to have fun and don't miss us too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Greetings!Just an FYI that I will be away on vacation with my family in Cow Country. Yes, that is right, this city chick is going to the farm for 9, long days! Uggghhh.....the nearest Starbucks is 35 minutes away, there is no 'shopping' and I will have to work out at the Y. Ugghhhh.Anyway, the nearest hotspot for internet is 35 minutes away at aforementioned Starbucks, so I may not be on much. That is, unless I decide to ditch my family and bunk at the Holiday Inn in the nearest form of civilization!I will catch up when I return......everyone have a Happy 4th of July. I know I will...I will be at an old fashioned BBQ with unidentifiable meat and such on the grill. Lucky for me I am a vegetarian, nothing is safe to eat down there!Catch ya when I return!Kisses and Hugs,MikaylaSounds like you're coming to Texas!!!!!! Have fun and be safe. We'll miss ya.Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Greetings!.....the nearest Starbucks is 35 minutes away, there is no 'shopping' and I will have to work out at the Y. Ugghhhh.OMG! I feel your pain! Have a great holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Have a nice VACA! (in spanish that means cow!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanilla_bean Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 I remember reading about some adventures you have in hidden little places at these family get togethers. I'm sure there will fun times too. And I'll make sure Starbucks doesn't go out of business while you're away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members froggystyle1977 Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Have a great time!!! Country sex is good sex too!! I am sure you will find many ways to amuse yourself!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted July 2, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 It will be a little trickier to fit in the sex this time. My hubby's sister moved back home, so that means we have to share a room with BOTH our kids. With only 1 bathroom there are little options. We do, however, like to visit the barn, the cows don't mind. This is soooo not like Texas. Been there. This is rural...I mean 'RUR-ALLL' land. I am afraid I will be much like a city duck out of bottled water there...Thanks for the well wishes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members froggystyle1977 Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Well the barn is good, but then so is a grove of trees, A hilltop, powerline roads,dirt roads, field of corn, and well I don't know what the terrain is like but I recommendcarrying a blanket!!!! LOL Have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Don't have too much fun, but if you do name it after us! BTW, wouldn't Starbucks and Holiday Inn defeat the meaning of vacation? It's only 9 days and the air I'm sure will do you good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spanky Posted July 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Boy sounds like your going to Sandwich, Sominac or Joliet, been there alot of times and is nothing but corn and cows. Have a good time, Every boy have a good 4th ofJuly, family and I are going camping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cmwise1 Posted July 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 I hope you have a great time, Mikayla, and that country life doesn't treat you too badly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted July 3, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Aight, I am alllll packed and ready to go. I even snuck in some of my quietest toys (JimmyJane Vibe, bullets) so that we can have quality sex time. I am not sure if I will have a chance in the am to check in - if not....see ya'll (my country accent) in a week or so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 I hope you have a great time!!I've been asked if Mik's coming here...and, no, she's not (damnit!!). Besides, I don't have cows or a farm of my own. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angelina Posted July 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Greetings!Just an FYI that I will be away on vacation with my family in Cow Country. Yes, that is right, this city chick is going to the farm for 9, long days! Uggghhh.....the nearest Starbucks is 35 minutes away, there is no 'shopping' and I will have to work out at the Y. Ugghhhh.Anyway, the nearest hotspot for internet is 35 minutes away at aforementioned Starbucks, so I may not be on much. That is, unless I decide to ditch my family and bunk at the Holiday Inn in the nearest form of civilization!I will catch up when I return......everyone have a Happy 4th of July. I know I will...I will be at an old fashioned BBQ with unidentifiable meat and such on the grill. Lucky for me I am a vegetarian, nothing is safe to eat down there!Catch ya when I return!Kisses and Hugs,MikaylaDon’t forget the overalls!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted July 3, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 OH, I will try to find a nice 'kicked up' version of overalls there. Nope, not going to Tyger's *damnit* would rather be there though.OK kids, gotta bust out of here. It won't be that bad. The air is clean, it is VERY quiet, and I can get some rest while they take care of the boys. I will check in when I can!XOXOMuah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted July 5, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 If you're lucky there may even be a chance to try fried green tomatoes! I would highly reccomend the Polk Salad also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted July 6, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 We'll at least they have indoor plumbing, that mean electricity too. How about air conditioning? I feel your pain, I'm soooooo not a country girl.I keep picturing the old time TV show "Green Acres"? Try to have a good time. I sure your boys will love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted July 7, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Well of corase there is, I'll give ya a short list of things to try.1. shitlins2. grits3. Hog head cheese4. Chicken Lips5. Cracklin Bread6. Tripe7. Beef tounge8. Collard Greens, seasoned with fat back9. Polk Salad10. Tomato Gravy & Bisquits11. Bkackeyed Peas and Ham Hock12. Yeller Squash13. Okrie14. Fried CornAll of these will make your titties grow, if you think I am kidding try them and see what happens! Have a safe and enjoyable trip!Hello All! Yes, I finally got some internet service and I am checking in!Poon, I don't need to eat nothin' to make my titties grow - they are big enough already. In fact, while I was at the "Y" today there were a bunch of teenagers staring - literally STARING - at my tits while I was on the eliptical. They do not grow em' this big in Missouri!I am relaxing, reading and spending money. Fun Fun. I will be back soon...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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