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WOO HOO! I just hit 2000 post and I'm a Guru now.... :D

I guess you all wouldn't believe I'm a relatively quiet person?

Probably a librarian in the real world. The quiet ones are always the wild ones... B)

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I've got close to 5000 posts, and I haven't changed either........

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WHOA! is that what you get? damn, I gotta get on this!

Hmmm I wonder how many I have already had over the years so far... Deep thoughts...

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Congrats! on your 2000 posts...ha,ha I humbly bow down to you too!

You deserve 2000 licks from your hubby for this one,you earned it...

2000 would make for a good warm up session I would think. Then it would be time to get down to business.

Man

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2000 would make for a good warm up session I would think. Then it would be time to get down to business.

Man

Wouldn't your tongue go numb? LMFAO

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Not if it's in good shape it won't. Trust Me !!!!!!!!

Man

Hmmm How do you keep it in shape? Is there a workout video for that? :lol: :lol: :lol: What would it be called?

"7 minute tongue" or "Tongue-lates", "Tounge fitness", "Tongue aerobics"... OK I'll stop now...

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Congrats!! I have a ways to go,

but it is good to have something to aspire to!

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Trade secret, I could tell ya but then I'd have to.... well never mind!!!!

Man

C'mon aren't you here to inspire and help others... Don't be selfish share your secret! ;)

It's a mango isn't it...

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Nope it's a peach!!!!

Man

Nice!!! My husband used to call me his little peach. :D

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Grats! ^.^

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The tongue could go numb if you lick fast the whole time...if you use your neck to move your tongue,then

your tongue won't go numb and its hours of tasty fun...

Maybe you have a nerve problem?

I've never had my tongue go numb no matter how fast I was licking and I've been know to stay there as long as the lady can stand it.

I aim to please!!!!

Man

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Maybe you have a nerve problem?

I've never had my tongue go numb no matter how fast I was licking and I've been know to stay there as long as the lady can stand it.

I aim to please!!!!

Man

Really... Are we going there... OK well you know... sometimes slow and steady wins the race! :P

Sorry LL!

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Really... Are we going there... OK well you know... sometimes slow and steady wins the race! :P

Sorry LL!

Sometimes, sometimes not. It all depends on the recipient and their personal likes and dislikes I guess.

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Really... Are we going there... OK well you know... sometimes slow and steady wins the race! :P

Sorry LL!

sometimes slow and steady, sometimes fast and furious, sometimes somewhere in between...... It's all good ;)

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Its true,the tongue going numb was just a figure of speech...I could do it for hours,because I

enjoy pleasing her,its fun to lick slow from the bottom to the top,and to change speeds,putting

your tongue in both her holes is a must too...doing the alphabet is the most fun...its all good and

relieves stress too...

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