Members square Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Saw a bumper sticker the other day:If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.The car had a slew of other bumper stickers; I was reading through them waiting at a red light, and go to that one last. Caught me off-guard and gave me a chuckle. Any other amusing ones out there with sexual in-you-end-o's?(A non-sexual one I found amusing was "Hang-up and drive!" on a car with the driver yacking away on his cell phone.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Saw a bumper sticker the other day:If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.The car had a slew of other bumper stickers; I was reading through them waiting at a red light, and go to that one last. Caught me off-guard and gave me a chuckle. Any other amusing ones out there with sexual in-you-end-o's?(A non-sexual one I found amusing was "Hang-up and drive!" on a car with the driver yacking away on his cell phone.)Cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I loved "No Bush No Dick, Vote Absentence in 2004" I've seen the riding my ass one and I must say I want that bumper sticker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neuroticax Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 "Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OPL Laundry Goddess Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Temptress has one that reads, "Sorry I didn't make it to church, I was too busy becoming a lesbian and practicing witchcraft." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 My gf has one that says"Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing"! She's not putting that on my car though! I had one on my previous car "Don't honk, you might wake me up"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members desireinme Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 how aboutA GOOD MAN IS HARD TO FIND..BUT A HARD MAN IS A GOOD FINDhubby had on his truckGO AHEAD AND HONK ..IM RELOADING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neuroticax Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 GO AHEAD AND HONK ..IM RELOADINGlmfao, I love that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 "Horn's broken, Finger works" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I saw a presidential campaign one the other day that said:OBI-WAN 08... our only hope...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cowgirl Posted October 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Smile as you go under... (My hubby has that one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members triedntru Posted October 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Cat...the other white meat. Hubby wants that one cause he's severly allergic...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sbayhylle Posted October 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 I used to have the sticker, sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. My mom was mortified when she came out of church and saw that on my back window in the parking lot. LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanilla_bean Posted October 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Once we were driving in an unfamiliar city and it couldn't have been more obvious that we were from out of town. We had a car top carrier on, out of province plates, I was looking at maps in the passenger side. We hesitated when we should have merged and it pissed off the driver behind us. They went zooming past us in the right hand lane, laying on the horn and giving us the finger. Their bumper sticker read, "Visualize World Peace"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted October 25, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Once we were driving in an unfamiliar city and it couldn't have been more obvious that we were from out of town. We had a car top carrier on, out of province plates, I was looking at maps in the passenger side. We hesitated when we should have merged and it pissed off the driver behind us. They went zooming past us in the right hand lane, laying on the horn and giving us the finger. Their bumper sticker read, "Visualize World Peace"!Irony?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted October 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 My DSS has one that says "Show your tits, win a balloon"I about died laughing when I saw that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted November 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Cat...the other white meat. Hubby wants that one cause he's severly allergic...lol I like that one. Or how about'IF YOU LOST YOUR CAT TRY LOOKING UNDER MY TIRES. Its funny but inappropiate in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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