Members Shariana Posted November 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly coupleis asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the wayyou have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good bye.A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.Just what are you trying to find out?'The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted November 3, 2008 Review Team Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted November 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 OMFG I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted November 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Too Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted November 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly coupleis asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the wayyou have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good bye.A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.Just what are you trying to find out?'The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare. Whens the last time you got a $7 screw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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