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HAPPY MASTURBATION MONTH TO ALL MY FRIENDS HERE AT TOO TIMID!

May you all masturbate till your hearts content during the month of May - have wonderful fantasies - and remember to not only masturbate FOR your partner, but also TO masturbate your partner!

Happy masturbating to ALL! <_<:blink::D:rolleyes::lol:

Kisses,

Mikayla

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No wonder all the stores have batteries on sale this week!! *giggle* for the TOYS!!! *marks May 8th down* how bad is it that i have to make appointments for all of this?? LOL

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Remember also that the 8th of May is Outdoor Intercourse Day. Please find a secluded place out of doors on this most important of days, and screw the pants off your SO.

Howard 4570

( Hoorah! Hooralh! Its the 8th of May!/Its Outdoor Intercourse Day ! )

Well, I guess I am out of the loop on today...I have to work all day :( and hubby is locked up, <_< , so I know it will be me and my fantasies this evening :lol: Sometimes those are worth it anyway.

But for those of you that can practice this "holiday", Happy OI Day! :lol:

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So, who has plans to fuck outside tonight? Hubby and I are all set up for this evening! I will post in tomorrow and let you know how it went!

Mikayla :D

LuvsDolphins: Sometimes fantasies can be hotter than the real thing, especially if you have the right toys! Sorry about the hubby, but it was the right thing! Good luck to you! ;)

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I would love to sex outside tonite, but i gotta wait till i get the ok from the doc.

/sigh, 2 more weeks.....

I got my A plus a ok from my doctor. With the rape and sodomy charges my hubby is locked up for, I had my doc check me for EVERYTHING, blood work and pap, the works. Thank God it was all negative. But I don't know what kind of doctor visit or results you are waiting on, but good luck.

I have someone in mind, but we are only at the friend stage for now, not anything further just yet, my divorce will be final in June. And being that my hubby sent a letter this week, telling me to file divorce because of his charges, and he knew I haven't been happy in a long time, he said he would not contest it. What he doesn't already know, is that I have already contacted legal aid and my divorce will be final and he has no say so :):)

So, I guess, I will have to celebrate this "holiday" a bit late :D

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I just had a baby last month, i have to wait for the doctor to tell me all is healed and well.

sorry to hear about the hubbys problems, always sux when that happens.

good thing you got checked though.

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I just had a baby last month, i have to wait for the doctor to tell me all is healed and well.

sorry to hear about the hubbys problems, always sux when that happens.

good thing you got checked though.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS!!! See what happens when I don't get on often enough, I miss out on news. That is one of the best reasons there is to have to wait, childbirth. Hope you and new baby are doing well, and remember, you are very fertile following childbirth...my sis didn't wait her 6 weeks out-she ended up pregnant again, and had twins 7 months later. 3 babies all in 2003-I told her that was what she got for wanting to F,,, like rabbits, and not waiting.

Anyway, good luck. And as far as the hubby goes-I am better off without him, and enjoying it.

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Thank you,

Yes baby and I are doing really well.

She is beautiful and thankfully HEALTHY!

Yeah I learned my lesson about waiting, I already had the depo shot the day after her birth, but since I am a very fertile person anyways, I think Ill wait till the doc gives me the A OK, and when she does, Ill be doubly sure and use a second method.

I didnt wait the full 6 weeks either after I had my second daughter, I figured since I was breastfeeding, I was safe.

9 months later I had a 3rd daughter.

I learned my lessons, breastfeeding is not effective in preventing pregnancy, it only takes once, and haveing two children spaced out 10 months apart is a challenge!

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Glad everything is doing well on your end Whiskey!

Now, as for the Outdoor Intercourse Day update....I forgot to post it...sorry!

My hubby and I decided on the forest preserve, it was a nice night and not cool. We took a walk with our dog (she would bark if people came too near) and then departed from the path to go to the "intra-woods" path that leads to this little "lover's spot" and we were hoping that no one else would be there. To our great luck, the place was empty!

We placed down our blanket in this shady, covered area of the woods and tied our dog to a nearby tree. We stripped nekked (we were in the woods..have to say nekked) and started with a 69! It was something out of a porn movie....the cool air hitting our bodies, the excitement of the possibility of gettng caught, it was enough to make me cum extra fast....we switched to sex, me on top of course. My nips getting super hard due to the wind and excitement I pounded away on hubby and I could tell he just wanted to get finished. I contracted the PC muscles and soon he was there...exploding massively into me!

We cleaned up, got dressed and headed back down the trail...and met up with another OLDER couple..who hopefully was going there for the same purpose!

I hope others of you celebrated in your own way....have any stories to tell?

Mikayla

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my fiancee and I celebrated as well. :) Although it was outside, it was much more private, with very little chance of anyone catching us. His family all live together on the same bit of land set back off the road, so there was a small chance his brother or parents would come out of their houses and catch us, but very small. It had rained earlier that day. We went behind his kid's playhouse and did it doggy-style on the wet grass until I came. Then we switched it up and finished traditional missionary. I had never had sex in the rain or on rain-soaked ground. It was really incredible, to be wet inside and out. :) Wow. Can't wait til next year. :) Or til it rains again. :)

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Glad everything is doing well on your end Whiskey!

Now, as for the Outdoor Intercourse Day update....I forgot to post it...sorry!

My hubby and I decided on the forest preserve, it was a nice night and not cool. We took a walk with our dog (she would bark if people came too near) and then departed from the path to go to the "intra-woods" path that leads to this little "lover's spot" and we were hoping that no one else would be there. To our great luck, the place was empty!

We placed down our blanket in this shady, covered area of the woods and tied our dog to a nearby tree. We stripped nekked (we were in the woods..have to say nekked) and started with a 69! It was something out of a porn movie....the cool air hitting our bodies, the excitement of the possibility of gettng caught, it was enough to make me cum extra fast....we switched to sex, me on top of course. My nips getting super hard due to the wind and excitement I pounded away on hubby and I could tell he just wanted to get finished. I contracted the PC muscles and soon he was there...exploding massively into me!

We cleaned up, got dressed and headed back down the trail...and met up with another OLDER couple..who hopefully was going there for the same purpose!

I hope others of you celebrated in your own way....have any stories to tell?

Mikayla

Damn - I wish I had remembered about this! I had surgery on the 18th and my 2 weeks are up this week - THANK GODDESS. It's not like I've gone without completely, mind you - but I can't wait to get back in the saddle again so to speak :rolleyes:

Would outside count if I'm on the 2nd floor and we go at it on the porch? - which is kind of secluded at night, but if someone were to walk by in the front or the side of the building, there's a slight chance of being seen... Yup, I'll plan on this and get back to ya! Hell, can't we just make outside sex a monthly affair? lol

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Damn - I wish I had remembered about this! I had surgery on the 18th and my 2 weeks are up this week - THANK GODDESS. It's not like I've gone without completely, mind you - but I can't wait to get back in the saddle again so to speak :rolleyes:

Would outside count if I'm on the 2nd floor and we go at it on the porch? - which is kind of secluded at night, but if someone were to walk by in the front or the side of the building, there's a slight chance of being seen... Yup, I'll plan on this and get back to ya! Hell, can't we just make outside sex a monthly affair? lol

OK<OK<OK<OK so I didn't wait until June 9th for my divorce.....things just happen.... :P anyway, I am seeing this really great guy, he is a single Dad. Our boys played ball together and he was the assistant coach. :) I really enjoyed going to the ball games for more than watching my son, because I love the looks on Tony's face as he watches his son play ball.

Sooooooooo..........anyway, we have been talking for a while now, and had agreed to wait until after June 9th for anything. But that trampoline in the yard was so inviting Friday night!!! :o He said I was too chicken, and wouldn't do it....proved him wrong I did! And both of us got a really good fright when the newspaper delivery person threw the paper out :o but we saw the headlights before and being that I live on a dead end street, and I am the last house :P , we were out there for quite a while.

So...I barely got in on the outside for May deal, but I did!

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OK<OK<OK<OK so I didn't wait until June 9th for my divorce.....things just happen.... :P anyway, I am seeing this really great guy, he is a single Dad. Our boys played ball together and he was the assistant coach. :) I really enjoyed going to the ball games for more than watching my son, because I love the looks on Tony's face as he watches his son play ball.

Sooooooooo..........anyway, we have been talking for a while now, and had agreed to wait until after June 9th for anything. But that trampoline in the yard was so inviting Friday night!!! :o He said I was too chicken, and wouldn't do it....proved him wrong I did! And both of us got a really good fright when the newspaper delivery person threw the paper out :o but we saw the headlights before and being that I live on a dead end street, and I am the last house :P , we were out there for quite a while.

So...I barely got in on the outside for May deal, but I did!

YOU GO GIRL!!!! Sounds like a very good time for both of you. Waiting til your divorce is done is a wise choice.....but hey if things happened well then what can you do. Interesting how you met this new man in your life......im back in the game of looking again.....so guess it wont be just bars and the usual places.......Keep up the good posting.

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YOU GO GIRL!!!! Sounds like a very good time for both of you. Waiting til your divorce is done is a wise choice.....but hey if things happened well then what can you do. Interesting how you met this new man in your life......im back in the game of looking again.....so guess it wont be just bars and the usual places.......Keep up the good posting.

TY Sexy Kitty, no, I was not actually looking at the time either. I was actually talking to another guy that I am friends with, and all. I really hadn't acknowledged it to myself I guess, but my little sister saw thru both of us. AND made it a point one day after a game. She has no shame...anyway, I was watching Tony at the fence. And he had turned around, and saw me...so he walked over and made a little comment, "I know I am cute and all" well, I turned about 5 shades of red, and wouldn't you know, my little sis and her big mouth were in hearing and responding range...she was saying, "ohh, Tracey, is that a maybelline blush or a Tony blush, cause it sure looks like a good color." He sat down next to me, laughing, and said, "I think its a Tony blush, and I love the way it looks"

We have been seriously talking ever since, and of course, now the " Tony blush" is their source of good natured ribbing. My sister, of course, is taking the credit, cause she said I would never have had the nerve to say anything, and she is right.

I knew he was cute, and I love watching him watch his son play ball. I took pictures of him and his son, and I have picture proof of the love and pride on his face when he watches CJ. He is a single Dad with full custody of his son. Has been on his job for 17 years. Stable. Our boys are the same age.

I have never dated anyone older than a 1 year older than I am, my current soon to be ex is 6 years younger. He is 27 and I am almost 34. Well, Tony is 44, but so far, I am happy.

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Dam I missed it all since I didnt find this site tell June 1st :( and at the time I needed help since my sex life was boring but now that it is on track I think I am going to just have to make a date for me and my hubby although I missed it in May cant I make a date this month and call it MAY 8.... :blink:

That way I dont miss all the fun that I missed :D Great stories wish I would have found you all alot sooner

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TY Sexy Kitty, no, I was not actually looking at the time either. I was actually talking to another guy that I am friends with, and all. I really hadn't acknowledged it to myself I guess, but my little sister saw thru both of us. AND made it a point one day after a game. She has no shame...anyway, I was watching Tony at the fence. And he had turned around, and saw me...so he walked over and made a little comment, "I know I am cute and all" well, I turned about 5 shades of red, and wouldn't you know, my little sis and her big mouth were in hearing and responding range...she was saying, "ohh, Tracey, is that a maybelline blush or a Tony blush, cause it sure looks like a good color." He sat down next to me, laughing, and said, "I think its a Tony blush, and I love the way it looks"

We have been seriously talking ever since, and of course, now the " Tony blush" is their source of good natured ribbing. My sister, of course, is taking the credit, cause she said I would never have had the nerve to say anything, and she is right.

I knew he was cute, and I love watching him watch his son play ball. I took pictures of him and his son, and I have picture proof of the love and pride on his face when he watches CJ. He is a single Dad with full custody of his son. Has been on his job for 17 years. Stable. Our boys are the same age.

I have never dated anyone older than a 1 year older than I am, my current soon to be ex is 6 years younger. He is 27 and I am almost 34. Well, Tony is 44, but so far, I am happy.

I just wanted to comment on your post. It was very cute in the way that you both met. I just wanted to say that it seems to me from friends that i talked to about this that younger men find older women attractive cause we are minus the games and know what we want etc.....which is all well and good and sometimes it works out but younger men have a lot of growing up to do and since women mature faster then men I think an older man is the right choice. So GO FOR IT !!!! Wishing the best for you both.

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