Members chloegirl Posted October 8, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 I wonder about the guy who ate the first chicken egg. Was he just sitting around watching a chicken's ass and thought, "I'm going to eat the first thing that comes outa there." Or was it more like, "Hey! Something just came out of that chicken's ass! I wonder what it tastes like." :lol: Sounds like you really need something to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted October 8, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 :lol: Sounds like you really need something to do! :lol: A major diversion or some special company to focus his thoughts in a more exciting direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted October 9, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 There needs to be a way to cum to a mutually expectable solution...... My solution is mutually expectable he just doesn't know it yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members makasha1 Posted October 9, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Inmates with conjugal visit privileges get more sex than I do Man, we should get together and play cribbage. It would be more exciting than my sex life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted October 9, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Man, we should get together and play cribbage. It would be more exciting than my sex life.Same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted October 15, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 We've had rain for 12 of the first 14 days of this month. I'm sick of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eminatic Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 so...i started talking to this guy i had my eye on...and it turns out...he's a just a baby! D:he's just baaarely 17.... (i'm almost 22 for the record) =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sunday Posted October 15, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Starting week 4 of the most tenacious, annoying, painful case of bronchitis I've ever had. I'm bored to death. It's just me and my dog ...Ever think how cool it would be to shake your head and feel your ears flap on the top of your skull? Dogs have all the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted October 15, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Starting week 4 of the most tenacious, annoying, painful case of bronchitis I've ever had. I'm bored to death. It's just me and my dog ...Ever think how cool it would be to shake your head and feel your ears flap on the top of your skull? Dogs have all the fun. Never thought of that............ You wouldn't pretend to be sick, just to get a lovely little nurse to come over and nurse you back to health, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sunday Posted October 15, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Never thought of that............ You wouldn't pretend to be sick, just to get a lovely little nurse to come over and nurse you back to health, would you?I was waiting for a petite little brunette in a nurse's uniform to come give me a warm sponge bath and gently massage my aching body. I've been waiting for three weeks. Another few days and it'll take a big burly woman with a pressure washer to bathe me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted October 15, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I was waiting for a petite little brunette in a nurse's uniform to come give me a warm sponge bath and gently massage my aching body. I've been waiting for three weeks. Another few days and it'll take a big burly woman with a pressure washer to bathe me.Cuming right up... your wait is over, but your massage will be everything but gentle, it's guaranteed to fix and relax you aching, hurting throbbing body. Sometimes I have got repeat the therapy more than once in order to completely heal you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted October 15, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Cuming right up... your wait is over, but your massage will be everything but gentle, it's guaranteed to fix and relax you aching, hurting throbbing body. Sometimes I have got repeat the therapy more than once in order to completely heal you. Cough, cough, sneeze sniffle, I'm starting to feel poorly myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eminatic Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 well...i just got back from yet another GYN visit....they want me to come back in a month to consult with the actual doctor (i am usually only allowed to see the NP) because they say i need to have another surgical procedure done =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted October 15, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Cough, cough, sneeze sniffle, I'm starting to feel poorly myself :lol: poor baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted October 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 :lol: poor babyI'm telling ya, I need some mercy....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted October 16, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I'm telling ya, I need some mercy....... Poor baby, I will give you all the .... mercy .... you can handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted October 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Poor baby, I will give you all the .... mercy .... you can handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team sass Posted October 16, 2009 Review Team Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted October 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Here is a random thought......Have you ever wondered if you collected all the semen you ejaculated in one of those little buckets from Target how many would it fill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted October 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Here is a random thought......Have you ever wondered if you collected all the semen you ejaculated in one of those little buckets from Target how many would it fill?Nope, but my guess is none. Now if your talking about all my squirts ever, well, i hope they have evnough buckets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted October 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I found some belly button lint...it was green but I am wearing a blue shirt....odd???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted October 16, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Nope, but my guess is none. Now if your talking about all my squirts ever, well, i hope they have evnough buckets!I agree. I doubt they have enough buckets on hand...considering I have been nicknamed Niagara Falls....lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sun_flower969 Posted October 17, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I agree. I doubt they have enough buckets on hand...considering I have been nicknamed Niagara Falls....lol.No kidding... my floor last night, good grief! EVERY time I am amazed at the amount! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chloegirl Posted October 17, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Both of the girls home for a change....had the BEST night hanging out, gabbing, baking cookies, and watching Monty Python & the Holy Grail (one of the greatest stupid movies ever)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members square Posted October 17, 2009 Members Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 "Ask me your questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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