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ALWAYS A BLONDE plus I'm HALF TEXAN HOOCHEE COO

I see a man from Down Under mate. Works 4 me. I have kin from the Commonwealth. UK Canada Australia. New Zealand? Unsure. Only 2nd generation American here so for me it means more than it might for those here longer.

Glad to see you're still here Ladylove. This place changed a bit. Sometimes new and improved ain't no better.

Take it from me folks if I liked them once I'd like them TWICE. I been here since 2005. I know a thing or 2.

Dude suicide is NOT THE WAY. Some of us just start out slower. I know I did.

Yozaaaaa talk about resurrecting an OLD thread. 12 years oh my

YOU LUCKY FUCKER!!!

I LOVE SHAVED PUSSY TOO.

I know what Dildo I'd choose. Who else Mister BIG. Should have named him MISTER PERFECT. Many years ago I saw Stephanie SWIFT and a YUGE BBC. Like a HORSE COCK. Mister Perfect is the Perfect Horse Cock for ME. I have been trying to get on TooTimid for several months now. WOW it's Friday Night. Waiting for ENTERPRISE and T'POL and YOSHI. Watching DECADES on TV right now. I get 4 channels at this time with old time Rabbit Ears. I'd go Off Grid all the way if I could. I am fairly wasted ATM. Got Princess Diana on the Tube. I'm having a GREAT TIME TONITE.

Wow 300 acres with your home smack dab in the center? Gives me pause to wonder if other than wild hot sex do you or hubby engage in anything extra kinky? My thoughts range from bubble baths in a garden tub to mutual enema play to anal sex for each of us or all of us if we are a group fuckfest. I once attended a sex positive campout in my state. I did not know much about it before arriving so I went just for 1 day. Well people I was in for a treat and a disappointment when I had to leave before the major activities began. OTOH my memories have given me much ammunition over the years when alone and jacking off.

Indeedy. My own cock is stirring after reading that fine story of the Wisconsin Cougar. Me thinks I will have to start following her so's I can read more of her sexy stories!

Gee whiz Wisconsin Cougar you tell a Hot story. You had me hard as rock in no time flat. Before I popped in here I was lining up sum XHam videos as I woke up horny. Reading your lovely story reminds me of my favorite cougar Lady Sonia a rather tall voluptuous woman kinky as all get out. Well I certainly am glad I popped in here however brief. I think I'll head back to XHam and line up some spanking vids and knock one out. Tally Ho y'all!!

FUCKIN' A you and I have much in common. I LOVE to watch spanking porn. It puts my RPMs in the RED ZONE. Watching it dishing it out and receiving it from a Wickedly HOT MAMA. That's my cross to bear. Well that got the job done. Now time for a movie I think.

Fuckin' A you are on your way to Glorious Sex if you say YES to spanking. Not 5m ago I was watching a 1970s Swedish clip on XHamster. My crop in my right hand my cock sliding up and down my drooly left hand. Haven't cum yet. Thought I'd pop in here for a bit. So GLAD I DID. I hope you find spanking to your liking. I certainly have both giving AND Receiving. If you have a favorite pair of black patent leather cum fuck me boots the next time you need to get fucked slide those on and demand your old man tear you a new one. Then have him spank you. If he's dialed in you're in for the Wildest Sex You EVER HAD MUKA MUKA MAU MAU

It is Sept. 10th 2017 at 2115.... Ain't been here a spell. Watchin' REAL GENIUS pert near Nekid as a J Bird. Waitin' fer the GOOD PART. On top of everthang else for an OLD DUDE I am horny as an OLD GOAT. So NOBODY BEND THE FUCK OVER UNLESS YOU WANNA COPULATE. HOOCHE COOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It reminds me of a time with my lady from 2006. She was on her back legs spread as I reamed her juicy coochee with Mister Big. All of a sudden her legs damn near tore my head off as they closed and shot into the air stopping at the wall and the bed board. Panting and growling her massive cum as I plunged Big in and out faster. It's one of my favorite memories.

I have my moments Tyger.

Same here Ladylove same here.

Pretty much everything. After a couple of hours of enema fun with my partner we'd walk to the bed on wobbly legs. We'd rest a bit then she'd tie me down with my ass high in the air as she jerked my cock and reamed out my starfish with her long thick tongue. From time to time she'd spank my ass my balls and tongue out my ears. Incense smoke would be wafting in the room while 60s and 70 RnR and Country rocked our world. She'd tongue fuck my greedy ass and pull a huge load from my well stroked pecker.

I met a gal at work. We clicked. We were upstairs on the dusty floor as we scooted around as I ate her out. Near 40 years ago.

Well of course the Real Thang is preferred however I don't know of a surefire method of ordering a perfect Hottie.

Yeah and I got a woody.

Wow these puppies have come down greatly in price from 10-15 years ago. Ten years ago they ran 10K each. They come in Japanese caucasian and black. The several I liked were Asian and white. One can order from tiny tits to large firm racks with poke your eye out nipples. Built with medical grade silicone.

Fuckin A Bubba.........

I am a fair bit WAY BEYOND all of it consensual sexual wise. However I do KNOW what I like.......