Meg

I just saw Katzen on "The Secret Lives of Women" tonight. She eats fire and glass and puts giant nails up her nose. She's pretty fantastic. She... did not look like that though. She had long black hair and about 60+ pounds on the blonde above. Is that a old or recent picture? Meg

CVS/Walgreens/Wal-Mart, etc. carries a disposable version called Instead. They are in the tampon/pad isle and may be hard to locate on the shelf because most places only carry one or two boxes. It's a purple box! Good Luck! Meg

I have a slightly similar problem. It's frustrating and annoying! I have found that neither Fredrick's nor Victoria's Secret work for me (although they are nice to look at!) The cup sizes just don't go up high enough. I have found that www.HipsandCurves.com has an o.k. selection, as well as www.HerRoom.com (which I highly recommend for smaller band/larger cup sizing.) I generally find one or two bras that I love and buy multiples so I won't have to search and search! Alternatively, if you have the time (and patience) you can sometimes find odd sizes at Macy's and/or JCPenney/other random department stores! My only other suggestion is go to a specialty store in your area! I hope that helps. Meg

Too Timid Toy Police. hahaha. ....do we get uniforms? humm... Meg

In a word, EW! What a disturbing picture. I've seen something similar happen when a product that was made out of a soft material (like cyberskin, or similar) had been stored directly against a hard surface (or another toy!) Meg

Yes, many a toilet paper roll has seen its shredded death due to Earnest. I now have to lock him OUT of the bathroom. I love them though.

Ohhhhh - that picture is ADORABLE! I have two cats, which I adopted over a year ago - Earnest and Oscar. I love them, and ALL the crazy things they do. Case and point: Earnest Earnest Oscar -Meg

Ok, ok, ok. ROB! I'll admit it. The Tropical G WAS my idea. HOWEVER (in my defense) I didn't realize that it was a pineapple. It looks cool though. Let's prove Rob wrong and everyone order one. :) Meg

I kind of want a goat. I think they're super cute... ...I'm not sure where I would keep it though. lol Thanks for posting. Meg

LMAO "crusty crotch." Just the visual alone makes me giggle. Carry on, Meg

Whew! Crisis avoided!

First of all - welcome to the team. Secondly, when I send out new products I include a packet of information. This packet MUST be read throughly and all of the guidelines absolutely must be followed. I don't make this stuff up for my health. I LOVE adding new people to the team - but I do not have time to babysit those of you who can't/don't/aren't willing to follow directions. I have noticed a LARGE amount of people posting their reviews on the site under "anonymous." (example: "European Real Man" Dildo, Pixie Vibe, Erotic Butterfly Vibrator.) This is not acceptable - I want you to all get credit for the effort you have put into reviewing and writing up your products. I have also noticed that some new reviewers are posting their reviews without FIRST emailing them to me for approval - this is also not acceptable. Please remember that ALL new reviewers must submit their reviews to me for approval until otherwise stated. It gives me a chance to help you improve and offer some suggestions on how to make you a better reviewer! Some of you are also posting your reviews without pictures and links. If you do not know how to post a picture or a link - ASK. FOR. HELP. Ask me, or some of the other helpful members of this board (they are extremely knowledgeable and more than willing to lend a hand.) It is NOT ACCEPTABLE for anyone to state in their review that they do not know how to post a picture and/or link or simply not post a picture or link at all. All of the information that one would need to know is in the packet that was sent to you with your products, as well as in the email that was sent when the products were shipped. If you did not receive this information, please contact me! Thank you all for the good work and effort you have put in. I hope you can all understand how important it is to do it correctly. If you have any questions - please email me at: meaghan@tootimid.com. I don't always have time to check my private messages here, so email is the best way to reach me. Meg

I just saw this. I think it's an amazing commerical. My VW GTI has the wipers that activate when they come in contact with water - the rear one is a bit annoying. Overall, it's a pretty neat option. Cool post. Meg

I'm not sure that I would ever own a product that took 23 batteries (of any size.) With all that power, it would vibrate my goodies... well, OFF. hehe. -Meg

Welcome back Blissful - long time no see!

I think the SIZE is 23 a - the product doesn't TAKE 23 batteries - is that what you meant Tyger?

"Seriously. If this stuff could walk my dog I would probably marry it." Hahaha. I probably laughed far to much at that statement. Good Work. Meg

I'm sad to say that we do not (yet?) carry flavored condoms. -Meg

You could try "The Garment District" in Cambridge, although their clothes are pretty alternative, and I'm not sure it's what you're looking for. It's a great store - if anything you should just check it out! Alternatively, you could just take his measurements (or buy something and hope it fits.) There is such a large range of womens sizes - something is bound to fit. I have a few close male friends who wear womens jeans because they fit better. To each their own. Good luck!

While I do feel that true customer service is SEVERELY lacking (for online retailers as well as retail store locations) I don't place 100% of the blame on the clerks. They're getting paid minimum wage (which, in most places, is less than 7 bucks) an hour to put up with frantic (and often times bitchy) holiday shoppers. For instance, this weekend I witnessed one woman who was checking out with at least 25 items - she went through the 10 items or less isle. Clearly marked - BIG red sign! The clerk reminded her that he would take her this time, but in the future, if she could remember to go to through the regular line, he (and the shoppers behind her) would appreciate it. The clerk was super friendly about it, but the woman replied with, "Fuck you. You're taking my money, and I'll check out anywhere I damn well please." The clerk just smiled at her and kept ringing her through. I think he did the right thing. If he had retaliated with a rude comment - I'm sure the lady would have flown off the handle, creating a scene that was easily avoided by the calmness of his initial reaction. In his head he was probably calling her every nasty name he could think of. From someone who works in customer service, I realize that some people are just having a bad day (or week, or month... or...) and they are unhappy and they have little to no control over their lives, so they take it out on random strangers. It isn't fair, and it sucks for the person on the receiving end of the bitchiness. The holidays aren't a happy time for some. I always try to be pleasant to clerks, waiters, other shoppers etc. because you just never know. -Meg

...You are freakin' quick on the draw, woman! Great review. -Meg

Haha. I love this post. I have a close friend who has a very unique cat - he's about 10 or 11. If you make a sexual sound (i.e. moaning - joking, or not) he starts humping whatever is around him; shorts, shoes, blankets - the carpet! He IS fixed, and it's the creepiest (and surprisingly violating) thing to watch. I find that my own cats are very curious about what I'm doing and where I am at.all.times. It's been several months since I adopted them and I am JUST getting used to four extra eyes watching me shower and use the bathroom. I draw the line (and lock my door) at watching my "personal time!" -Meg

'The Secretary' is one of my favorite movies - in fact, I OWN it! Maggie Gylenhall is a great actress (in my opinion.) She's quirky and cute; perfect for the role in this film. Just my .2 cents. -Meg

YES! This product is now being offered for FREE!!!! -Meg