Susan James

A question for the ladies. Have you ever thought of or actually feminized your husband or boyfriend?

You need the ladies version where she can sit on a happy hard on.

Sorry to hear that you have some issues that need working out. Hope you two can find a way to start a conversation about what has come between you and the problems in your lives. Need to find some common ground and start from there. You said she encouraged you to crossdress. Is she stressed over her bi times in college? Make a date night and take time for each other. Good luck but you can do it.

Maybe invite mom over and ask her if she would like to join in. She could try out your snorkel while she does some deep sea dicky diving. Right full rudder, up periscope .

Your husbands teeth!

Sounds like you need a home visit from Dr. Pokeatwatalot. Remember only Ruffles have ridges not vaginas. If it feels good do it.

Low and slow. Rub that rose bud, pinch and pull your clit, thumb your anus and touch those tits and nipples. Don't finger yourself or toy your pussy. You'll be finer if you stay away from your vagina.

I love anything chubby!

Hoe! Hoe! And more Hoes! What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas? Fellatio Navidad! I'm begging for a yule tide log!

My wife and I were spending the afternoon at the salon. She to get her hair done and I for a waxing and manicure. As Stacey did my nails I could not help but overhear two women talking about having a difficult time finding masculine men. Seems to them that more often than not the men they dated were more effeminate and somewhat feminized in their mannerism. One said that she seems to attract this new breed of men and has even put out extra effort to seek them out. She boasted that she enjoys the fact that she can lead the relationship and friendship as at times it is like going out with her girlfriends. She laughed that it is her dirty little secret that she has feminized a number of them and pulled out her phone to show pictures of her efforts. She knew she had my attention and asked if I would like to see her pictures. I smiled as she scrolled thru a few dozen pics. Stacey gave me a smile and a wink as she pushed her foot into my crotch, probably to see if I was hard from the conversation. Just then my wife walked in and asked how I was doing. The two women smiled as she looked at the pictures still on the screen. My wife said that she has similar pictures of me as she showed them proudly. I said it seems like great minds think alike and that I enjoyed their conversation and hoped to see them again. As I stood up she kissed me passionately, slid behind me with her hands on my upper thighs near my crotch and then reached up to squeeze both of my breasts. She held on tightly, pinched and rubbed my nipples as I let out a moan and threw my head back. Liking what the ladies saw they said thanks. We left and looking back I waved goodbye as my wife grabbed my ass. The ladies laughed and said goodbye til next time.

Sounds like your wife was a little selfish and wanted that cock all to herself. Hopefully when you were bottom feeding she was doing due diligence and polishing your knob as she sucked you off. May I suggest that next time you get to share a cock start with both of you giving him a blow job. Make it a contest to see who gets to swallow his load. Then she can have his cock all to herself.

Maybe she is washing the windows.

Smile! You're on candid camera.

Snake wrestler meets sword swallower.

Leather neck or raw hide?

What happens when you get toe jam?

Anal or swallow should solve the problem.

Through the spout. Drink up.

Hell no. What you do in the privacy of your own tub is your monkey business. Rub a dub dub or what ever gets you off. The show must go on.

Looks like one of those Rorshach tests that the shrink gives you. Why does everything remind me of sex?

A good thing for sure! Why should a dick get all the attention when you need balls to rule the world! We got BIG BALLS.

Skip the vasectomy. Have your doctor snip off your testicles.

Always eat your vegetables!

I think everyone should own a sissy. It is good to be king but better to be a queen !

Two in the bush is better than one in the can. It takes two baby!