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Well, after I answer the question, you'll see that I don't have nearly enough toys!! I keep all of my toys in a pretty paper-covered hat box--slipped under the edge of my bed. The kids pretty much stay out of our room--probably because they think it's too dull! I figure if they get so nosy that they find my stash, well---they deserve the embarrassment

it looks like the same metallic looking plastic that the current freebie is made of. i ordered last month (i think) and it's really pretty and shiny i like the pretty, shiny stuff --- now, if only there were some rhinestones!!

Good thing you took Howard's advice and ordered more than just the freebie (which, btw is WONDERFUL!!). His comment about only having one and the possibility of it breaking brings to mind my own desperation when my favorite bullet died!!! Before the replacement arrived, I resorted to taking it all apart, stripping wires and splicing them back together Nope, I'll never be without at least two!!

Damn! I can't believe that old man told on us like that!!! Seriously, coming from Louisiana, I learned at a VERY early age that I only like to swim in nice, clean, swimming pools! Way too many unseen 'critters' in the murky waters for my comfort!! ---eww----and NO WAY IN HELL AM I GETTING IN THAT WATER WITH MY HOOCHIE COOCHIE EXPOSED!!!

sorry it took me a while to respond--busy working yep, that's the one. it doesn't look like much, but OMG it's magic!!!

It's the 7" G-Spot Vibe. It's translucent pink, kind of a wand shape with an egg-shape at the end. It's actually on sale right now for (I think) only $8. It's wonderful!

I'm not sure of the exact name of the vibe, but there is a pink g-spot vibe that is sold on this site for about $14. and it is OMG WONDERFUL!!! I was never able to squirt--using fingers or anything else until I got that toy in the mail. Now, I know if I turn it on, I'm gonna squirt! Have fun and don't be discouraged if things slow down a little after the baby comes. I can tell you that it will get better. After 14 years of marriage and 3 kids, our sex life is better than ever!!

This post got me thinking--and my thinking can be warped at times! You've seen the sweet little old men in nursing homes with a nurse shaving them? I'm thinking it's gonna cost me some major cash to find one to shave my hoochie coochie for me when I'm like 90 years old!!!

hey shylouisianagirl! i'm from louisiana, too! looks like there are more than just one or two of us on here wonder what that says about the great state??? welcome to this group. i still consider myself fairly new here, but learning my way around real fast. you are not alone in your situation. until a couple of months ago, i owned exactly 1 toy and just really had no desire for sex at all. in fact, if i could have convinced my husband to do it, i'd have paid a hooker for him! anyway, one day he was out of town and i got bold and walked into an adult toy store and bought a toy. i wasn't sure how he would react, he's pretty conservative (that's putting it mildly). he was a little surprised, but saw that i was going to have a good time with him or without him and he made the wise decision to join in! girl, it was gonna happen with him or without him! things have progressed nicely. he even stopped at the same store and bought me a toy as a surprise! trust me, your man will come to see this as a good thing for him, too. so far, the only firm hold out is me performing anal on him--and since i just read howard's post about homophobes in the south, maybe that explains it! i'm pretty persistant---we'll see how it pans out! good luck and have a good time!!

I'm proud to stand and say that I'm Pink and Shiny!!! That's what I was secretly hoping for!!

? was the bullet one of the tiny wireless kind? i ordered a cock ring with a dolphin sleeve on it that came with one of those tiny little cordless bullets and the watch batteries (from a home party, not this website). it just stunk! i was, however, able to use lube and slide a regular silver bullet into the sleeve with more success. maybe you could try that. hate that the toy wasn't what you were looking for.

hm...I have an online friend in Missouri that seems like a really sweet guy. Send me a message and I'll give you his email. If I were single, he'd definitely be more than a friend. You've got a great sense of self---you'll be just fine! Good luck!

This is fun!!! My porn name is Trixie Bradley.

Boy, am I glad I saw this post! My wonderful hubby brought home a toy a couple of weeks back and I was puzzled. It was the 2nd cock ring we'd brought into the bedroom and the first was a huge disappointment. I'd gotten it at a home party and was eager to try it out. I'm so goofy! I couldn't make any sense out of it--the hmm......hmm......humm as he moved in and out just didn't do a damn thing for me! The toy he brought is a cock ring with a bullet sleeve above it and a bendable dildo beneath the ring. Again, the buzz of the bullet just didn't make sense. The double penetration was WONDERFUL, but the stop and go of the buzz was just frustrating! Now I understand what I'm doing wrong! Silly girl! Now that I've read Howard's reply to the post above, I realize that uh...deep penetration with little movement keeps the vibration where it needs to be!!! Sometimes I think I might be a little, well...slow.

Here's an update!!! I received my latest order last Wednesday, but was on my way out of town (alone). So, I didn't get to crank them up until Friday night. The pink "G-spot vibe" was more than worth the wait! I started of real slow, just check the vibration levels and getting to know the thing. It's very, very nice. When my hubby got involved, things got heated!!! I knew from all of my research that lots of foreplay and sex were necessary if I intended to work on my mission. So, we did it all! When my wonderful hubby finally had all he could take, he got the new toy out again. I don't know how long it took, because things are cloudy..but it wasn't long before I heard my voice saying, "hold it right there", then felt a whole lot of wetness, then a huge spray!!! I can't believe I did it! Now, I'm addicted! That toy is without a doubt, the best purchase I've ever made!! I do feel a little guilty though--the dual bullet that I ordered has been barely touched Thanks again for all of the encouragement and laughs! Y'all are the best!!! And, in case you're wondering, I'm ready to try something new, so be looking for another amateur toy review!!