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Well, after I answer the question, you'll see that I don't have nearly enough toys!! I keep all of my toys in a pretty paper-covered hat box--slipped under the edge of my bed. The kids pretty much stay out of our room--probably because they think it's too dull! I figure if they get so nosy that they find my stash, well---they deserve the embarrassment

it looks like the same metallic looking plastic that the current freebie is made of. i ordered last month (i think) and it's really pretty and shiny i like the pretty, shiny stuff --- now, if only there were some rhinestones!!

Good thing you took Howard's advice and ordered more than just the freebie (which, btw is WONDERFUL!!). His comment about only having one and the possibility of it breaking brings to mind my own desperation when my favorite bullet died!!! Before the replacement arrived, I resorted to taking it all apart, stripping wires and splicing them back together Nope, I'll never be without at least two!!

Damn! I can't believe that old man told on us like that!!! Seriously, coming from Louisiana, I learned at a VERY early age that I only like to swim in nice, clean, swimming pools! Way too many unseen 'critters' in the murky waters for my comfort!! ---eww----and NO WAY IN HELL AM I GETTING IN THAT WATER WITH MY HOOCHIE COOCHIE EXPOSED!!!

sorry it took me a while to respond--busy working yep, that's the one. it doesn't look like much, but OMG it's magic!!!

It's the 7" G-Spot Vibe. It's translucent pink, kind of a wand shape with an egg-shape at the end. It's actually on sale right now for (I think) only $8. It's wonderful!

I'm not sure of the exact name of the vibe, but there is a pink g-spot vibe that is sold on this site for about $14. and it is OMG WONDERFUL!!! I was never able to squirt--using fingers or anything else until I got that toy in the mail. Now, I know if I turn it on, I'm gonna squirt! Have fun and don't be discouraged if things slow down a little after the baby comes. I can tell you that it will get better. After 14 years of marriage and 3 kids, our sex life is better than ever!!

This post got me thinking--and my thinking can be warped at times! You've seen the sweet little old men in nursing homes with a nurse shaving them? I'm thinking it's gonna cost me some major cash to find one to shave my hoochie coochie for me when I'm like 90 years old!!!

hey shylouisianagirl! i'm from louisiana, too! looks like there are more than just one or two of us on here wonder what that says about the great state??? welcome to this group. i still consider myself fairly new here, but learning my way around real fast. you are not alone in your situation. until a couple of months ago, i owned exactly 1 toy and just really had no desire for sex at all. in fact, if i could have convinced my husband to do it, i'd have paid a hooker for him! anyway, one day he was out of town and i got bold and walked into an adult toy store and bought a toy. i wasn't sure how he would react, he's pretty conservative (that's putting it mildly). he was a little surprised, but saw that i was going to have a good time with him or without him and he made the wise decision to join in! girl, it was gonna happen with him or without him! things have progressed nicely. he even stopped at the same store and bought me a toy as a surprise! trust me, your man will come to see this as a good thing for him, too. so far, the only firm hold out is me performing anal on him--and since i just read howard's post about homophobes in the south, maybe that explains it! i'm pretty persistant---we'll see how it pans out! good luck and have a good time!!

I'm proud to stand and say that I'm Pink and Shiny!!! That's what I was secretly hoping for!!

? was the bullet one of the tiny wireless kind? i ordered a cock ring with a dolphin sleeve on it that came with one of those tiny little cordless bullets and the watch batteries (from a home party, not this website). it just stunk! i was, however, able to use lube and slide a regular silver bullet into the sleeve with more success. maybe you could try that. hate that the toy wasn't what you were looking for.

hm...I have an online friend in Missouri that seems like a really sweet guy. Send me a message and I'll give you his email. If I were single, he'd definitely be more than a friend. You've got a great sense of self---you'll be just fine! Good luck!

This is fun!!! My porn name is Trixie Bradley.

Boy, am I glad I saw this post! My wonderful hubby brought home a toy a couple of weeks back and I was puzzled. It was the 2nd cock ring we'd brought into the bedroom and the first was a huge disappointment. I'd gotten it at a home party and was eager to try it out. I'm so goofy! I couldn't make any sense out of it--the hmm......hmm......humm as he moved in and out just didn't do a damn thing for me! The toy he brought is a cock ring with a bullet sleeve above it and a bendable dildo beneath the ring. Again, the buzz of the bullet just didn't make sense. The double penetration was WONDERFUL, but the stop and go of the buzz was just frustrating! Now I understand what I'm doing wrong! Silly girl! Now that I've read Howard's reply to the post above, I realize that uh...deep penetration with little movement keeps the vibration where it needs to be!!! Sometimes I think I might be a little, well...slow.

Here's an update!!! I received my latest order last Wednesday, but was on my way out of town (alone). So, I didn't get to crank them up until Friday night. The pink "G-spot vibe" was more than worth the wait! I started of real slow, just check the vibration levels and getting to know the thing. It's very, very nice. When my hubby got involved, things got heated!!! I knew from all of my research that lots of foreplay and sex were necessary if I intended to work on my mission. So, we did it all! When my wonderful hubby finally had all he could take, he got the new toy out again. I don't know how long it took, because things are cloudy..but it wasn't long before I heard my voice saying, "hold it right there", then felt a whole lot of wetness, then a huge spray!!! I can't believe I did it! Now, I'm addicted! That toy is without a doubt, the best purchase I've ever made!! I do feel a little guilty though--the dual bullet that I ordered has been barely touched Thanks again for all of the encouragement and laughs! Y'all are the best!!! And, in case you're wondering, I'm ready to try something new, so be looking for another amateur toy review!!

Y'all are funny and certainly know how to make a girl smile!

Howard, you're going to be so proud of me! The other night, frustration had finally gotten the best of me and the new delivery hadn't gotten here yet, so I pulled out the screwdrivers! No! I didn't use them on me!!! I opened up the case to my old/dying bullet and my hubby helped me find where the wires were frayed inside the clear cord. He helped me cut out the bad part, strip the plastic off and splice the wire back together! YEA!!!! The bullet is alive and buzzing again!!! I decided if that could just get me through until my dual comes in, I would be doing good. Then!!!! Big Surprise!!! My hubby worked an event yesterday and came home with a sly look on his face and told me he had a surprise. He'd stopped at a toy store on is way home and picked up a new toy for me. I've looked on this site and can't find it. It's a cock ring, with a holder for a bullet and an attached jelly dong with the little jointed, bendy thing inside. And, the bullet came with it!!!! Now, I"VE GOT TWO!!! and the Dual on the Way!!!!! BTW the new toy worked wonders!!! and, I'm not planning to become an electrician

Thanks for the recommendation, Howard! I've made the decision to add an bullet to every order I place---that should keep me 'sufficiently supplied'!!!

Okay...I waited too long and missed the special on the g-spot vibe hiss boo! But, that's alright. I've just officially placed my order for the G-spot vibe and the dual bullet. I've got a great big smile on my face and on the verge of jumping up and down!! I'll let you all know how it works out!! Thanks again for all of the wonderful input and recommendations!!

thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! I can't tell you how much i appreciate the rapid response! Y'all are the best!!! (I'm sure you've heard that before!!) The Silver Bullet looks just like the one I need to bury (but I'm waiting til the new one comes in--if i wiggle the wires JUST right, it'll hum!!). Thinking I might go ahead and 'upgrade' to the dual. It looks pretty and like it could open all kinds of new doors!! Also, the Freebie was something I had put on my wish list earlier today, then appeared the email!!! It's my lucky day! I should probably go pick up a lottery ticket!! I'm looking forward to receiving all my goodies and the "goodies" that they bring me!!!

Okay people, here's the deal. After reading the info provided here about gspot stimulation, then printing it out and re-reading it, I became bound and determined that I WOULD squirt! Anyway, jump in the shower with the hubby and start playing around--cause i know that being fully aroused is really important. right? We get into bed and start getting busy. He goes anal (which is GREAT with me), and I reach for my silver bullet-----it won't come on!!!! Jump up, put in new batteries---still no luck! wiggle the wires, it comes on, then shuts right off. OMG!!!!!!!!!! How can it die on me??!! We've been together for such a long time. Now, I need a good replacement. This one was probably the most inexpensive one sold by slumberparties and i got it several years ago. Thinking if I'm gonna get a new one, I should "upgrade". What do y'all recommend? Also, the squirting issue...long story. Poor hubby tried with all his might and fingers to make it happen. Pulled out my favorite big dildo and kind of pointed it toward the top, still couldn't make it happen. I did cum, but not like I want it to be. Actually, ended up crying (which I do sometimes when it's really good, but part of it was from disappointment). So, I'm now looking for a REALLY good gspot toy. What do I need to get??? Please help me!!!

i'm a woman, my favorite, favorite, favorite toy is a new (about 4 wks now) huge brown dildo (that hubby and i call big chocolate). we use it together about 3 times a week. i use it alone about 2 times a week. ALWAYS manages to please me...