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blue mood ring This cock ring was an interesting shape, and we were a little stumped as to which way to put it on. The Phthalate and latex free super stretchy material has 2 mini vibes included. The easy push button on/off switch is simple to use, even mid-pump. Uses 3-AG13 batteries and 2-AG10 batteries (included.) We first tried it with the flat micro bullet against his scrotum and I pulled the very flexible button vibe up towards my clit. Very quiet, subtle vibes. No rocket rides to the moon with this baby for me. But Mr. SP did get a nice vibration to his balls. Next attempt...spun it around. Stronger vibe to my clit with the flat micro bullet, and the raised nubs added some nice stimulation also. I tried to insert the button vibe into my rectum, it was definitely stretchy enough to reach, but did not stay put very well. It ended up swinging back and forth in a door-knocker type fashion. Mr. SP liked the gentle pulsing on his balls with each thrust. I got nothing out of it when I was on top. In the doggy style, we had a pendulum type motion that bounced back and fourth between me and him, but there was never enough contact for me to have any satisfaction. For me I’d have to go with 1 star. Mr. SP liked it much better, giving it a 3 star. So I guess we’ll compromise with 2. Easy to clean, as it is waterproof. And compared to some other cock rings, I’d have to say it wasn’t horrible, it just wasn’t as good as I was expecting.

when I tried the test I was only getting dark grey colors. And instead of filling my whole screen, it was very narrow in the center only. I like the current blues and pinks better. LG

Eden Wave Rider Get your rubber sheets out girls...cause this wave is gonna cause a flood! Two micro bullets flank the ends of a cresting wave of soft, flexible, blue, jelly like material. Batteries are included, so all you have to do is press the buttons to get started, well, and erection helps too! A small wave peaks at the bottom of the ring, just in line with the rectal area, and the larger wave curves right up to caress the clit. The dual micro vibes offers a nice sensation to the base of the penis, so the girls are not alone with the benefits of this vibrating toy. Many positions are certainly able to provide stimulation for the female “O”, but I found that the girl on top position was the best for a rockin’ ridin’ good time. With the front wave pressing tight up against my clit with a steady (hard but quiet) buzz, the rear wave nestled nicely against my anus leaving a naughty but pleasurable sensation. Mr. SP liked this one best as it pressed on the underside of his dick, and top of his scrotum. I came fast and hard. I don’t think I’ve every laughed, cried and moaned so hard in my life! Well, you see, I came so unexpectedly fast (and first), that Mr. SP said he wasn’t finished yet. So not allowing me to shut off the micro vibes, I had to keep riding, and coming and coming and coming again! For such a small and quiet vibe, this one really packed a punch. I think I’m going to take up surfing!! Clean up was a breeze. Well, since I couldn’t move afterwards I made Mr. SP do it. (That’s easy isn’t it??) Seriously though, because it is waterproof, a running faucet and some antibacterial soap cleaned it up quick. Without a doubt, this is the best couples toy I’ve found yet. Gotta go catch another wave! Hang Ten Y’all.

Climax Bursts I’m not big on spending extra money on antibacterial cleaners, but I have to change my opinion when it comes to this product. Most liquid hand soaps or dish soaps leave my toys with a filmy residue, or don’t seem to have the staying power to cut through all the lubricants or body fluids that can accumulate into the creases, nubs and crevices of some toys. Climaxbursts not only quickly and throughly cleans the most stubborn surface, but has a nice clean scent, that is not overpowering, but noticeably pleasing. Not only that, but the “bursting beads” embedded into the liquid are enhanced with vitamin E and leave toys with a very soft texture (without feeling greasy). I even noticed that if I clean my toys prior to play, my coochie felt much softer afterwards! The package says to “use a generous amount” but I have to say that I used only a nickel sized squirt, and not only were my toys clean, but the volume of soap bubbles produced was impressive. The only down side to this product, is that you do need to rinse the toy with water after rubbing in the product. For non-water proof toys, you need to be extra cautious. My other favorite part of Climaxbursts is the packaging. Strange, I know, to comment on packaging, but have you ever had just a bit of lube on your hands when trying to open up a bottle to clean up afterwards? Hard to flip open, twist, or pop most containers. This product has a large round ball on top, and just like most dish soap bottles, it pulls up around a center plug and the liquid oozes out the center. Actually in retrospect it is a bit phallic...but it is great to get your hands around, and slides open quite easily to squirt its liquid gold!

Berry Delight When I opened this package I was struck by how comfortable the controller was in my hand. The battery case was a bit unique, as a chamber slides out and you insert 3 AAA batteries into a cylinder. The batteries all go in different directions and it is not well labeled. Hint: the negative side of the battery is the flat side and it always goes against the spring. Once the batteries were in it was a fun toy. It is not very quiet, but not super loud either. However, the fun part of this toy is the light show! Each of the 7 (yes SEVEN) different settings has a different colored LED light. I’m sure the neighbors were wondering why my bedroom was lighting up with such vivid colors, but it added a certain ambiance I don’t usually have when masturbating. The patterns of vibrations varied from a steady buzz at low, medium and high speeds (all of which were very strong), to a surging speed, which was a big tease-slowly rising only to peak and immediately slow down again. The remaining 3 cycles were varying types of pulsing beats, one reminiscent of practicing scales on a piano-Do Re Mi-AHHHH! The nubs on the egg were much softer than I had anticipated. Silicone is a great product, soft like latex, but less allergens. Just remember not to use silicone lube. The bristled surface did grab at me more than I am used to, but it held onto the lube great and added amazing friction. Soap and water cleaned up the bullet very easily afterwards since it is waterproof. (I admit I actually used my new antibacterial toy cleaner-Climaxbursts-which I LOVE). All in all a great fun addition to your bullet collection for those nights you want a little extra friction and texture...with a killer light show!

Love Tapper Cockring Well...it looked like a babies pacifier. It was purple, with a flanged head (like a golf club) and had a textured row of nubs on the flat surface. After we stopped laughing at it we thought it would be an interesting evening. The cockring itself was make of a very thick tube of hollow plastic, it was difficult to stretch over my Stunt Penis (Mr. SP) and guys, I’ll clue you in: if you want to keep your penile skin and pubic hair intact, use lube, and LOTS of it! Because this ring does not stretch easily, you end up having to slide it down the entire shaft. I was able to enhance foreplay, by gently caressing his cock as I put the ring on him, but again...use Lots of lube! Once in place we tried it first with the Tapper on top, so that when Mr. SP mounted me, the nub snuggled gently up to my clit. The tapper itself is solid jelly-like material that added a little squish-a-bility with each thrust, but was firm enough to add a bit of unique stimulation that the clit doesn’t usually see during penetrative sex. Unfortunately it didn’t seem to want to stay where I needed it to, and I found that it became more of a frustration as it migrated to the left or right, so I was constantly having to reach down to reposition the Tapper to move back in the right spot. Mr. SP tried it later with the Love Tapper hanging down, like a door knocker. The idea is that it gently taps on his testicles with each thrust, adding additional stimulation. He said “it just seems to get in the way.” It was interesting, and for some couples may add that extra bit of stimulation. But for us, it just didn’t add that much. Perhaps we’ll have to try it another time with some different positions to see if there is any change in sensations.

Put a Cherry on Top Make your lover the Cherry on Top! I have tried other flavors of body toppings before, and I like the Lover’s Sundae products because they are not as runny or as sticky as some other brands. And certainly less messy than real cherry juice. A fun 4 oz tube of bright maraschino red gel makes for an enjoyable way to have your dessert and eat it too. I liked the flavor, it really did taste like cherries, with a slight bite. I was happy to note that the almost fluorescent red tint did not stain my skin...even after a long slow licking. Which was also a good thing, as red stained thighs in Summer would have cause a few stares. We were careful not to get any on the sheets during play, but later on I did a fabric check and was able to rinse it completely off a cloth napkin with no residual staining. I cannot vouch for its washability on sheets and would suggest you exercise caution on your ‘good sheets’. Overall it was a fun, tasty way to liven up an “Afternoon Delight”. Check out their other flavors too! The Carmel Tart was delicious!

Pink Indulgence Glass Dildo This is my first glass toy, and I have to say I was a bit skeptical about trying an inflexible solid dildo. I’m more of a vibrations kind of girl. I was intrigued with Pink Indulgence, and its unique curve at the tip and rounded bumps along the 6” shaft. Each of the 3 bumps had a different texture, the first was smooth with slight grooves to catch and hold the lube, the second had small nubs all over it to add nice texture and stimulation to the clit during deep penetration, and the third, slightly bigger rounded end had a spiral ridge which allowed for a firm grip during play. The first thing I noticed about this dildo is its cool sensation. This was especially nice, as it happened to be a very hot afternoon in the middle of a heat-wave when I had my first taste. The tulip shaped head tilted just slightly, allowing for gentle penetration with very little need for lubricant. The chill was delicious as the bulbous end of the tulip tip dipped into my vagina. As my opening closed around the narrow neck, there was a second lovely stretch as the first of the smooth rounded bead stretched me yet again before closing tightly around the second ball which had delicate pleasure bumps now snugly pressed against my clit. I found this a comfortable penetration, but for girls who like a bit deeper, take comfort in knowing there is one more ring to go if needed. Once I was in as deep as was comfortable, I began to gently rotate it inside me, and could feel the curved tip pressing just perfect against my G-spot. A gentle tease back and forth, in and out had me practicing my kegals and enjoying the sensations of sudden fullness and release of my pelvic muscles and vaginal opening. An interesting note at this point, is that the glass had quickly heated up to my body temperature, which was very hot. What is unique about this glass toy is that if you wanted to explore various temperatures, you could run it under hot or cold water to spice up the sensations. A few minutes in the freezer, or 5-10 seconds in the microwave could also change the climate in the bedroom from a winter wonderland to a steamy tropical paradise. Be careful though, glass is an amazing conductor, and vaginal tissue is very fragile, please use extreme caution if playing with temperature changes. In any case, as much as I enjoyed the fullness, and the teasing stretch and release, I need a bit of clitoral stimulation to get the ball rolling. So I used one of my many bullets to get the job done. But with some imaginative thrusting and twisting the pressure inside was magnificent! What I especially liked about this toy, is that because it is a smooth, non-porous surface, not only is it easy to clean, but it slides effortlessly over slick surfaces with very little (if any) need for lube. Even with Mr. SP taking his turn at dipping and twisting inside me, there wasn’t the pulling sensation or friction you get with some plastic or cyber toys. And when we were all done, and clean, the Pink Indulgence comes with its own pink velvet drawstring bag to keep it protected from scratches and damage. And I have to say, I felt a bit like a princess sliding my pink glass septor from its velvet case...ready to rule the bedroom!

Penthouse Cyber Flicker 5X At first blush, this looks like your average 5 speed push button control, egg shaped bullet. The bullet has a soft flesh-like cyber skin coating that looks as if it was dipped in the batter and allowed to drip to a fine point. This thin fleshy tentacle whips around quite nicely offering a teasing tickle to a nipple, inside thigh, or anywhere else imagination takes you. Now, unlike other hand held push button controllers, Penthouse stepped up a notch from the typical idea that increasing numbers increases the intensity. In this vibe, increasing levels changes the TYPE of sensations. If any of you have ever played with a partner, where they had control of the speed dial, you know how incredibly erotic it can be to have the sensations or speed suddenly change on you unexpectedly. I believe there is a word for it- its called a tease! Well, when we first started playing with this toy, Mr. SP had control of the dial, so I just got to lie back and enjoy the sensations. The first speed is appropriately called foreplay. In Foreplay mode, the incredibly strong vibrations vary from slow brief pulses, to quick humming buzzes then an erratic blend of pulsing beats that defy any tempo. And if the irregular pattern of sensations isn’t enough for you, there is a speed dial on the side that you can increase or decrease the strength of the vibration. After a minute of so, I was thrashing around on the bed and begging Mr. SP to stop flipping the dials, he laughed at me and said he wasn’t doing anything, except watching my eyes glaze over. Brat! A few more minutes of blissful torture ended in one bed shaking orgasm. Whew! well, ok thats level one. The second level is called Tease. (Tease! By God, after the first level how can a girl take much more!) By this time, I was thrashing around on the bed cursing Mr. SP, thinking he was the one goofing around with the speed control dials, but no, it is the nature of this beast to vary high fast frequent pulsing with long, low, deep, bone jarring vibrations. Just when you can’t get enough of the irregular nature of this non-pattern, the third speed called Pulsation, offers a nice respite with just high, fast, consistant pulses in a steady pattern. Vibe pattern number 4 is Vibration, and gives a steady buzz. Remember, you also have the side dial to change the speed at any time in any mode. (Just in case you need a breather between orgasms). The 5th and final mode is appropriately named Climax. A deep constant vibration is suddenly interrupted by a series of pulsating beats. Its like morse code for “I can’t believe I’m coming again!” beeeeeep, Beep, beep, beep, BEEEEEEEEP. Oh MY! During a second review (well, really! It was just too good to try only once!) I was solo, and I have to say, it was just as erotic as when Mr.SP had the controllers. I loved the teasing nature of this toy, and the incredibly variable flexibility. And I have to say, the whipping, spinning “tail” on the end of this egg was a GREAT clit stimulator. It was unbelievably quiet also. Not waterproof, but cleans up very nicely. Because it is cyberskin, you need to have a product called Renew, to properly maintain the texture of the toy, or else it will feel tacky and sticky after cleaning. Renew, will get it back to its soft fleshy feel. Overall I highly recommend this toy. It's not often you find a toy that will actually tease you into a giggling frenzy. Can I give it 6 stars??

Free Ride An interesting twist on ghost stories, this plot has Asia Carrera spinning tales of local folk lore regarding a girl who was cursed by her spurned lovers mother. This little vixen was cursed to walk a stretch of road forever, searching for true love. The story line offered brief segues into the next round of sex, without getting too bogged down with the story itself. So for those of you out there that could care less about the plot and more about the sex, this is a good pick for you. Asia not only narrated the story, but featured in every single scene. (well, as the ghost, she kind of had to didn’t she!) Asia is a girl who always seems to be smiling and having a fun time. There were a few manage a trois with Asia and another couple, some girl on girl action, and of course, Asia and her beau. An interesting mix of locations and scenarios offer lots of sex with very little dialog. What I liked about this movie is that the sound track was synced with the actors, no dubbed in moans and noises. However, I got a bit turned off by some of the actors saying “fuck me” over and over, or “yesyesyesyesyesyesyes”, for me it got a bit annoying, but I’m not much into dirty talk. Overall it was a good flick, and offered up a night of arousable entertainment.

Tingle Tip Purple, nubbly, and pointy, this toy intrigued me from the moment I saw it in my review box. It is a very soft rubbery gel material which had a tacky sticky feel out of the package and a somewhat strong odor. I am happy to report the slimy feeling went away after its first out-of-the-package washing. However, the smell, although not as strong, still lingered. The batteries were a bit of a challenge as there was no directions. The base unscrews and the two AA batteries slide in “69” style: one up one down. The turn dial base allows complete control of your speed of choice. Now here is where this toy differs from most vibes. Rather than having the vibrating mechanism towards the base of the toy, they are located in the tapered tip. This allows for some great sensations by placing the thin 1/2” diameter tip right on the clit. It was like a hot dog in a bun, nestled between my lips and just buzzing away! At full speed it had some moderately strong vibrations. There is a bit of a curve to the tip and it expands from the tapered tip to a base of 1.25” at the bottom of its total 7” in length. The curve offers a nice bend to the G-spot where the vibrating tip can work its magic. Unfortunately, for me anyways, the rubbery flexibility of the entire shaft just made it difficult to accurately maneuver and hold it firmly where I wanted it. Overall it was a fun toy, and very effective as a clit stimulator. We haven’t tried it anal yet, but with its very slender diameter at the tip, and the unique positioning of the vibrating heads, I’m betting it would be a great vibe for an anal novice...or for someone seeking a strong prostate zing!

cool! Thanks Rob. B)

Emerald Rain Shot on location in South America this movie had the most beautiful backdrops imaginable for a porn. Who wouldn’t feel decadent and sexy making love mid-river with a 100 foot cascading waterfall in the background? Ava Vincent and the other lovely women created pleasing, sensual partners for Evan Stone, Dale DaBone and the other sexy hunks that brought them pleasure. The six pack abs and bulging biceps of the men had me gripping the sheets! The women offered a beautiful array of shapes and sizes for all tastes. Large breasts, small ones, real and fake. For those of you out there that love explicit sex to go along with your story this is the film for you. An interesting tale of searching the rainforest for the secrets it holds, takes us on an exciting journey into the heat of the jungle. There is a lot of oral sex, some anal, and lots and lots of kissing, caressing, and oh yes...a variety of positions certain to make you long for a good ladder, open beam ceiling, or handy jungle vine to recreate the passion. There is even a little BGB manage a trois action to mix it up a bit! Sure to bring out the romantic in you, this movie was a big hit with me. Mr. SP, however, could have done without the storyline and just gone right to the action. So if you like less talk and more sex, this is not the movie for you... But, if you like artistic cinematography and an interesting plot to accompany your porn this movie fits the bill.

God I hate this round bottle!!! This is the 3rd time this month I have reached over in the dark to lube up, knocked it over, had it roll off the table and under the BED!!! Needs an update to a SQUARE bottle! (or at least one flat side) But otherwise it is still my favorite lube!! Rock on!

What to do, what to do... Kids gone for the weekend, a box FULL of toys from past reviews and gathered over the years...and its our anniversary! Hmmmm Well, what started out as indecision of which toy would be most fun last night, turned into a very interesting new GAME!! Mr. SP took out about 6 vibrators from the buffet-o-toys, while I was wearing my new blindfold from my last review. My job was to try to guess which vibe he was using on me without being able to touch it, hold it, see it or feel it with any other part of my body other than where he put it. Wow!! You know ladies when you reach into your purse to try to find a pen, or a key or chapstick or something, you get pretty good at telling what something is by your fingers touching it. Even if it is not something you ever remember putting in there. Well, I'm sure if you blindly put your hands in your toy drawers you would be able to easily identify your different vibes just as easily. But I gotta tell you... orgasmic distraction aside (and there were MANY)...it is VERY difficult to identify a toy with just your coochie! What a blast though. We are going to have to do that again sometime real SOON! OK now, here is the challenge: I was only able to identify 2 out of 6. How good are YOU??

Very cool getting nominated. I was in the Boston store just this month. Nice.

Yup. Fit very nicely. Great storage.

Vanilla Bondage I was typing away at my computer, trying to finish up some overdue reviews when suddenly my world went dark. Not completely black, as I could see a bright creamy whiteness illuminated from the computer screen behind the lightly scented vanilla mask that had been surreptitiously slipped over my eyes from behind by my playful lover. As I reached my hand up to remove the mask, a silky ribbon encircled my wrist and he quickly tucked the trailing end under my bottom, preventing me from removing my mask. The other hand was also quickly captured and secured by my own seated self. In my “helpless” position seated in front of the computer, he began to gently stroke his erection across my cheek, chin and lips, gently urging me to open my mouth. Without the ability to touch him with my hands, I was free to explore his body as he presented himself to me. Blinded in a bright world of brilliant white shadows, I was able to focus on my other senses and explore his manhood with my smell, taste, and touch highly sensitized. Any feelings of helpless or fear were easily rectified with the manner in which I was immobilized...all I had to do was stand up and my ribbon manacles were free. What was fun about this kit, is that for someone who may not be experienced in the art of bondage, or who may have failed out of Boy Scouts knot tying 101, the end of the silky ribbons have a sewn in loop, just perfect for threading the end of the ribbon through to slip around a wrist or ankle. At 55” long the silky ties are long enough to reach most bed posts, or perhaps the legs of the coffee table, chair, or under the edges of the mattress. For someone who may be titillated with the idea of bondage, but a bit too timid to consider buying a rubber mask and leather straps, they will find this kit unintimidating. Packaged in a “vanilla” pint sized ice cream container, it is a wonderful gift idea, or a sensual invitation for your lover to enjoy some “vanilla dessert”!

The EAP Thurisas mentioned is one place to try, or check on your health insurance card for Behavioral Health (sometimes listed on the back under the number for Drug/Alcohol abuse) but they will have listings of counselors or therapists covered under your health plan. However, those resources will not necessarily contain people who have been specifically trained in Human Sexuality issues. Sounds strange, but there is a VERY big difference between marriage counseling and sex counseling. One resource to go to that will assure that you are being seen by someone that has specific and detailed training in sex therapy is www.AASECT.org. The American Association of Sexuality Educators Counselors and Therapists has a section on their site where you can search for a provider in your area. They CAN help. Good Luck!!

Tyger, you'll be happy to know that Paraguard is actually showing continued prevention of birth control up to 20 years now. Again, I would recommend talking with your provider, but these are some great methods!

Research supports staying on the Mirena until menopause. Just keep swapping it out every 5-7 years. (Check with your provider on their comfort level going past the 5 year mark, but science is bearing out at least 7 year efficacy).

My First Wet Dream I was very intrigued with this small purple package when it arrived. Measuring in at only 4 inches in length, and 0.5 inch diameter, it is just the type of little buzz toy I like. This kit comes complete with a small pillow pack of Climax lube. One AA battery (not included) is easily inserted into the chamber, that you twist to remove. Make sure you line up the two arrows when snapping it back together so that the twist plates line up to start and stop your toy. I am not a big fan of the twist design, as it does not allow for any variation in speed, and it is easy to over-twist or spin the wrong way and have it cut power at a crucial time. But I very much liked the ideas of the multiple heads for this toy. The standard top that is fused in place is a flat surface with 3 nipples bumping out. What a great way to start any gentle massage. These little bumps massaged nicely on my neck, and OOH the things they did to my nipples. The one thing I will say about this massager, it does have a nice strong vibration for such a small toy, and it is fairly quiet. The nubby stimulator seemed to work better for me on my nipples and inner thighs, and although it added nice friction and texture to my clit, I generally prefer a smoother ride down there. Well, was I in luck! The small rounded “high intensity stimulator” popped right on top of the nubbs and glided me quickly into my first orgasm of the night. After a second one, just to be sure the first O wasn’t a fluke, I tried to insert the toy deeper to go for the G-spot. Shucks, just a bit too short to reach the mark...but wait! What’s this...another attachment! Yes indeed, the “Deep Intensity Stimulator” easily popped on once I removed the shorter tip. What a great feeling as it rounded the corner of my pubic bone, headed for G-spot heaven. It reached there just fine. Only one problem. When I tried to pull it out the tip slid off. Yup. Got stuck right up there. Thats ok though, fished it right out and tried again. Only problem was that the nubby tip was now just a bit too slick with lube and the same thing happened again. Any type of thrusting and the longer tip just kept popping off inside me. sigh. Well, perhaps it wouldn’t with a little less lube, but it is hard to tell. Not to be deterred, however, I tried the final attachment. A flat tip with a small sponge on it. A sponge huh?? Interesting. Well I gotta say. Since my ardor was a bit waned with the detachment issues, the sponge was a nice gripping surface to tease my nipples back to erect and get my body ready for more fun. The gentle tug of the spongy surface on my clit was also a very interesting contrast to the smooth rounded head that I so loved earlier on in this review. Not quite getting me off, but probably could have with a bit more time. I became impatient, so I snapped the small round head back on and finished the night with another thigh clenching climax. Clean up was a breeze with this toy being waterproof. But much to my sadness, the little spongy tip came off, even with gentle pressure for cleaning. No worries though, I’m sure a little white glue with set it straight again. I can’t wait to check this waterproof toy out in the shower or tub next time. The attached wrist strap keeps it close while searching for the next attachment so it won’t get lost in the sheets, or the waves. For a great little versatile vibe, I do recommend this toy. If you are looking for a good G-spot stimulator, I’d have to say, for me, this wasn’t it. But the other attachments are definitely worth it. Have fun.

Head Candy We found Head Candy an interesting fun twist to spice up oral sex. The gummy mouth piece was actually rather hard, so it was difficult to get your teeth into it, and stuck between them once it was in place. It was a narrower shape than my mouth, so took a little warming and stretching to get it in place. When biting down to anchor the two halves firmly onto my teeth, the bottom piece went too deep and I ended up biting through it. The top piece got on there ok, and during the blow job when I dragged my gummy coated teeth across his penis it added what he considered a strange different feeling. All in all it kept its shape relatively well once in place and it did not dissolve during the BJ, but it was rather awkward and I sounded like a boxer when I tried to talk to him. The second pair of mouth candy has a V-shaped wedge in it, presumably to cup the clit or nipple for her pleasure. To be honest, I didn’t notice anything special. It was a bit sticky but added a smooth, odd sensation in addition to his tongue. For an adventure in silliness, this may be a fun investment. But overall I didn’t find that it added much to the experience. It had a nice cherry taste and was good for a laugh.

If you MD wants you to see a therapist, he may be looking at other issues. Vaginoplasty is major surgery, and not always a guarantee to give the results you want. Remember, scar tissue does not stretch, and if you are sewing up your vagina, you will have a lot of it. Some women may have more pain, others do not. A sex therapist would be able to counsel you on any concerns you have for whatever sexual dysfunction your Doc thinks you have, as well as counsel you about any risks or benefits you may have for vaginal surgery. A wonderful resource to find Doctors, therapists or counselors that are specifically trained in human sexuality is www.AASECT.org They are the American Association of Sexuality Educators, Counselors, and Therapists. You can search on their site for a person in your area.

Splash away!! If it is your tub and clean, it is not going to cause any problems. Hot tubs and pools are also a great place to play. The chlorine usually will kill any harmful bacteria. Some water may enter your vagina, but the opening to the uterus is too small to allow water to enter, and is also protected by a mucous layer. (unless you have had a baby in the last few weeks). Silicone lubricant is a great addition to any water play, as it won't wash off and will maintain its slipperiness (even underwater!!). hard to know what grandma was worried about. Go have fun!