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Seen it and still hilarious!

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year . That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American.

Tiemeup: I am also on Depo-Provera. The first couple months that I was on it my periods were very, very light but lasted for two to three weeks. Now I never have a period as such. Sometimes (rarely) I'll have a day where I pee and when I wipe it is slightly reddish or brownish. Hubby wouldn't do me if I had my period. He thinks its gross (because it's not just blood), and we also consider blood sacred so I think he gets a little squeamish about that. I don't have periods anymore, so it's not an issue.

I love it when my man makes a little noise. He rarely does, and it drives me nuts 'cause how'm I supposed to know when I'm doin' good? It's not like he gets any harder!

Woohoo! The Sex Goddess Yes! The one about not being in the mood threw me a bit 'cause there are times I'm not into it at first but hubby wants to, and once he starts kissing and touching me I forget that I didn't want to. Also the last question was dumb, because I've only ever been with hubby and only after we were married, so I don't have any exes. Even if I did, I wouldn't have slept with them.

French Kiss, Kevin Kline is sooo hot with the scruff and the accent. End of Days, specifically the scene where Gabriel Byrne as Satan disguised as a man does a young woman and her mother at the same time.

tango: I'm sure my hubby would agree with you. Biscuits and gravy is his absolute favorite ever! For me, I guess marshmallow creme. Chocolate has been done, but I have yet to find one without a weird taste. Raspberry-hazelnut latte. Mmmmmmmmm!

Oh crap, I forgot Nightcrawler from X-Men. From the recent movies. James Bond (the newest one, forget the actor's name, or Sean Connery's Bond) D'Artagnan, Man in the Iron Mask Dean Keaton, The Usual Suspects Jean Villenueve (the French officer) from The Patriot

Wow, that med staff was terrible! How can anyone be so rude? I work at a hospital, and we try very hard to train staff to always, always treat patients and their families with respect. I can't believe how uneducated and disrespectful many of the healthcare workers are even today. My mom just had a horrible situation with my sister's "doctor." My sister has William's Syndrome, a cognitive disorder. She has the mental capacity of about a 10 year old. She started having what appeared to be a form of seizures. It started out with her right hand sort of jerking. After about a week of this, it traveled up her arm and started involving her face. Mom took her to the doctor, he wasn't sure what it was, so he sent her for an EEG. The technician performed the test, as usual. It didn't really reveal anything other than it wasn't affecting her brainwaves when she had a "seizure." She had several during the course of the hour long test. The tech even had the doc come in and watch while she had a seizure. The results didn't reveal anything, and the primary doc asked if mom wanted to take her to a neurologist. Of course Mom said yes. At this point there was no diagnosis. She hadn't seen a neurologist. Mom took her for three days of testing by a neurologist. Afterward they were waiting until noon when the doc was supposed to come in. Mom needed something from the car, so she told the nurse that she would be right back, she needed something from her car. When mom came back, the neurologist had apparently been told that Mom wanted to leave and he should come up now. The neurologist had come in and told my sister that she was discharged, but didn't said anything else and he went into an adjoining room. Mom had found a description of "simple partial seizures" that sounded exactly like what my sister was having. Doesn't register on the EEG, awake and conscious when she's having them, affects only one side of the body. So mom wanted to ask some questions (mom is an RN). She went to the door of the room he went into and called his name. There was no answer, but she heard someone in there. (Kind of an L-shaped room). She went back through the patient room where my sister was out to the nurse's station and asked if they'd seen the doctor come through. No they hadn't. So she went back to the L-shaped room and actually stepped into it just in time to seen him going out to the nurse's station. She caught him at the nurse's station and called his name. He then pretended that he hadn't seen her or heard her until just then. Right, and pigs can fly. He then brushed off her concerns and told her it was non-epilectic seizures and "usually once we do the testing, they go away. I tell them, you have permission to not have seizures anymore, and they stop." He had also started asking about William's Syndrome and "it this something someone told you, or something you read about?" My sister had genetic testing done when she was 7 that confirmed the diagnosis. She has all the earmarks of William's, and she has been a part of the research on William's Syndrome! What a jackass! He also said that the other neurologist told her that it was non-epilectic seizures, her primary told her this, you're just searching for someone who will tell you what you want to hear! My sister did not have an appointment with the other neurologist, my mom had never even met him, and no one had diagnosed what this was! UGGGHHH!

Oh jeez, there's so many to choose from... Movies: Severus Snipe from Harry Potter . I dunno there's just something about Alan Rickman in that movie. Gabriel Byrne's character The Devil in End of Days okay any of his characters! TV shows: Dr. House from you guessed it: House From Stargate & Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard, Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill Data from Star Trek: TNG Books: Joscelin from Jacqueline Carey's books StarDrifter from Sara Douglass's books Jean-Claude from Laurell Hamilton's books My personal stories: Faolan, Xilades,

If we're doing first pet/ first street, I guess it would be Daisy Blueberry (dog), or Fawn Blueberry (chicken). Not sure which came first... Current would be Baz North Front (dog), Paul North Front (cat), Alpha North Front (betta), Bob North Front (snail), or Skreeyank North Front (other snail). Hehe. None of those are particularly girly. And yes, Skreeyank and Bob are from the movie MIB.

Thanks that's pretty helpful. Still looking as I can't afford, well, anything right now. But even if I did have money now, I probably couldn't afford the Cleopatra.

Wow! That's awesome! I think I like it with the red, but I'd like to see it after that goes away to compare.

Great pics! Love the outfit.

Very nice!

Jealous...

Heh, the only time we've done it outdoors was kinda accidental. Hubby wanted me to learn to drive his manual truck, and I am terrified of doing so. I already get distracted enough driving an automatic! I'm pretty stubborn, and I ended up crying in the middle of the yard. He felt bad, and tried to cheer me up. Well after a few minutes we were kissing and he asks if I wanted to do it. I was nervous about it because we are in a weird spot. There is a strip of woods between our house and the neighbor's house as well as a street. (Technically we're out of town) But she has a horse and its pasture comes right up to our driveway. Its shed is very close to our driveway, and the horse spends most of its time there. So when she's checking on the horse or feeding her, whatever, the neighbor is right there. Also, we have a field between us and the neighbor on another side. So they can see our house from their house. So needless to say, I was nervous about people seeing or hearing us. We moved to a spot where they couldn't see us, but the threat of people possibly hearing us was pretty hot.

Has anyone read the Anita Blake series by Laurell Hamilton? Mmmmm....vampires and werewolves.

Okay, didn't see this until today, but maybe for a future contest. This one is kinda old and used, I know, but there are so many positions you can use, which is your favorite and why. Or what is the best memory you have of having sex with a partner or toy. Or What is the most inventive replacement for a toy? Or what is the sexiest thing your lover can do that doesn't involve genitals, nakedness, or lingerie.

I prefer to be bare myself for several reasons. I prefer the feeling and look of being bald. I also think that it is easier to keep clean and smell free. Hubby has shaved a couple times, and I really, really loved it. He looked so much bigger because I could actually SEE the damn thing! It was also so much better for oral. He couldn't bring himself to shave the sack though.

Actually, I tried Coochy Creme, but I didn't have the results everyone else did. I prefer my Barbasol Silk cream. I tried a bikini zone dipilatory cream, but it was soooooo sore for a couple days. The best thing that I've used was this stuff I got on Ebay. It's a powder you mix with water, and then let it sit for about 5 minutes. Then using a plastic spoon, I just scrap off the hair. It works pretty good, and I haven't had any irritation from it. It's called Magic Shaving Powder, and it was created for African-American men's beards! Whenever I miss a few hairs, I just shave them off the next day to avoid irritation. I tend to have less ingrown hairs and itch when I use the shaving powder.

That's hilarious!

By the way Howard, it is Batman, Superman, and Spiderman. Robin is not on this cake.

The caller sounds like some people I work with! lol

That's awesome!