Lisa's Man

Awww Shucks.. *kicks imaginary rock with his foot.*

Please do. It really would make a truckers day. All day long we have to deal with rude drivers, being cut off and taking up our "safety cushion" between us and the car in front of us (yes, we know we move slow but that's because we're heavy- and also hard to stop. Please keep that in mind before jumping in front of us in a small space) as well as numerous one fingered waves.. *stepping off my soap box now* Even watching a couple being playful or affectionate is a nice break in scenery. Yeah, there are some out there that give the rest of us a bad rep by being crude or honking the BIG horn.. Me? I just like the view.

OMG!! I am ROCK hard after reading this. DAMN!!

Doing... (I've got to be different, right?)

I had one of my Fleshlight sleeves hanging on the shower door towel bar to dry, and forgot to put it away before bringing my 9yr old son home for our weekend together.. I'm not sure how much time he spent looking it over but came out of the restroom asking "What's that pink thing on the shower door, Dad?" I quickly said "It's something I was using yesterday" and put it in my room. Thank god he didn't ask any more about it.

LOL Well the picture is what could be resized.. not the subject matter. Thank You both for the compliments.

Awww Don't be shy.

LOL Under the bed is such a bad place to "hide" sex toys. When my son was 4, he came out of our bedroom holding my then wife's vibe and announcing "Cool, a rocket!!" Oooops! LOL

Being an Asshopper from way back, I can honestly say, I've never had someone stay indoors and afraid of my asshopper skills. lol Funny how just a word or even a few letters can screw up a statement into something completely different. While IM'ing with my GF, I told her how badly I'd love to be licking her wetness, and I wanted to cum hard in my mouth. The key word missing was HER cumming hard into my mouth. OMG We still laugh our asses off at that one!!

While on the Fleshlight forums, a thread was started about how many loads guys can blow in a day. My reply was this: "Somedays I might drop one load or sometimes it can be 10-12, on rare occasions, it's been as high as 18 in a day. Sometimes my loads are dry, sometimes they're wet and get all over the place. I usually drop loads 6 days a week but would go for 7 days if I could. I drive a cement mixer." LMAO!!

Hmmm Waking up with Square in bed with me, there had BETTER be a female in the middle. lol I'm not THAT adventurous. (can I skip up to LadyLove?) How about a good morning kiss on the lips, your choice which pair...

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Yes, I've been clean shaven for years. I shave my boys, right down to my 'taint (any lower and it gets irritated easily) and shaft my shaft all the way to the base. Funny story that is appropriate here.. When I went for my consultation for my vasectomy, the Doc told me to shave my scrotum. I showed up for the deed, with my business as usual. When he got a peek, he said "Umm You went a little overboard with the shaving I see." No Doc, I didn't do anything different than I usually do.

Umm No Stu.. it wouldn't do a thing for me. Sorry, two cocks are one too many. LOL Would it make you hot if I licked my way up your inner thighs, taking my time and teasing the whole way up?

LOL I'm a grower as well, BUT I've also come to a conclusion with the disappointment guys might have with their size. I used to be the same way, thinking it was below average when flaccid until my GF started requesting pictures of it, anytime, and at any state, being hard or flaccid. We see our penises all the time so in our minds, we only see what we see and it might not be impressive to us, not thinking how it looks to others seeing it for the first time or the 1000th time. It makes her happy and to me, that's all that matters. When I'm hard and see the pictures (Check my Morning wood picture thread. ), I impress myself as well as the flaccid pics. So give yourself a break guys, it's bigger than you give yourself credit for.

Yes, the same thing can happen with guys.. Nothing like having to deal with seeing a roomies GF every time you get home, having no peace, and if things go bad between them, the drama is right there in front of you. I agree, room mates need to have some basic courtesy house rules and stick to them. Like a relationship, even friendships can take a toll once you're living under the same roof. Glad to hear things have worked out for the better.

Ooops.. didn't have a resizing option at the image hosting site. Sorry.

Well, here it goes..........

Well, my usual adult friendly image hosting site is down, any suggestions? I've got a picture I have permission to share.

Your ex is an idiot,Your BF is a VERY Lucky man and You are stunningly gorgeous. Sexy picture yet so classy and erotic.. I'm glad you have it hung up in your room, it is art.

LOL Does this Anti-Stupid act allow for us to have 5 get out of jail free cards in our life time because "they needed killin because they're stupid"? Also, if you could pass a law to keep seniors off the roads after age 70, I'd appreciate it.

LOL I've told my GF the same thing.. sorta. Guys are "allegedly" in their prime around 18yrs old. At 18, I would have fit into a LOT of these 2 minute wonder stories. I've learned a lot over the years and still not done learning, even at 42.

LOL Now that is a hot AND cute story.

Wow, so many funny AND sad stories, so I'll add a couple of mine. Back in my single days, I dated for fun and companionship.. not really looking for a relationship. I dated a girl who told me "I give the best blowjobs" (And ladies, unless you know for sure.. please don't say this. lol) Well she proceeded to lick and suck which felt great but then she attempted to twist (yes, twist) the head of my penis. I couldn't take the pain any longer and asked her to stop. Maybe the twisting worked for her other dates/exes but it didn't work for me.. I think I'd almost rather have teeth raked up and down my shaft. Another girl that kinda had me baffled.. we had gone out to dinner and dancing when she said she wanted to go park somewhere. We went to where the teenagers all parked and made out (she was a really good kisser too). One thing lead to another and I finger her to orgasm twice before she says, lets get out of here. We get to her house and she proceeds to give me a blowjob in her driveway. It felt REALLY good and didn't take long before I told her I was going to cum (courtesy ya know) and she stops, takes my hand and places it on my hard on and sits back like I'm to finish myself off. I understand the spit, swallow or finishing off with a handjob methods and why.. But this was just weird having my cock handed back to me to finish off. I didn't know how to react so I just tucked myself back into my pants and asked if we should go inside. She said "no, I'm tired and need to go to work in the morning." Ok, fine with me. I went home with soggy crotch and an aching hard on. I ran into her a couple days later and said she had fun and would like to go out again.. which only confused me more. I thought that maybe she wasn't into me and giving me the brushoff that night. And finally (not to seem like a "slimeball"), my ex wife. No, this isn't going to be a bashing.. just how things can fade. When we first met and even for the first couple years of our marriage, things were great in the bedroom and frequent too. After we had our son, her sex drive seemed to slow little by little.. (I know, kids take a LOT of energy away) but we still had something good, the frequency just slipped. It wasn't just the sex either, it was US as a couple.. we got lost in the shuffle of life. Well that spark in the bedroom got lost as well. the last couple of years, IF we had sex, it wasn't exciting anymore.. she would just rather have me cum and get it done with, even with making sure she came first, it was like we were on a time schedule and running late. The woman I had fallen in Love with was gone in the relationship and in the bedroom. But on a positive note, I found and met my Soul Mate and Best Friend.. Life is good! :D :kiss:

Wow.. Public sex? Well, my GF and I are adventurous and always willing when the conditions are present. We've had public sex in a park at night, the car sex was covered in the last contest but I would have to say our most daring and most exciting was in the library. We both love to read during our quiet time and we were looking for books to check out. She had me reach up on the top shelf for a book she wanted to look at. Purposely, I leaned into her and she leaned right back, making sure to let a hand graze my crotch and giving my cock a playful squeeze. I got her book down but looking it over wasn't on her mind at the moment. She kissed me as a thank you gesture while rubbing my jeans, which didn't take long to get tighter. She led me by the hand to a table near the history book area and told me she'd be right back. I sat and waited for her to return.. a few minutes went by and I was beginning to wonder what she was doing. She came back smiling and leaned down to kiss me again, then sticking a finger in my mouth only for me to taste her sweet wetness. I ran my hand up her leg and under her skirt, to find she'd gone to the restroom to take her panties off and she was very wet. She reached down, un-tucking my shirt and unzipping my shorts before sitting on my thigh. Her hand stroking my cock nice and slowly until I was hard, she scooted on top of me, taking me inside her while I kept looking around, hoping there weren't any history buffs around. Grinding down on me while giving my balls a playful squeeze, I could tell she was trying like hell to keep quiet and not make us too obvious (yeah right!) as I felt her body shudder as she started to cum. I grabbed her hips and guided her up and down, faster and faster until I began to erupt inside her. It was quick but damn good.. The thrill of possibly getting caught always take the intensity level a couple of notches. After we got our composure and my shorts zipped up, we got our books to get out of there and get home for more. As we got to the check out desk, we startled the poor woman because she didn't think anyone was still there. Sure enough, we looked around and saw that we were the only ones in the place.