Members lynnzerben Posted May 7, 2007 Members Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 So my sister just got back from a trip to Scotland ( I am extremely jealous by the way) and she came back with this funny story. She was at a pub and had to use the rest room. When she got in there she saw a vending machine that sold condoms, vibrators, and blow up dolls. Not just normal girl blow up doll, but ones in the form of a sheep. I kid you not. This thing had a bow in it's hair, eye shadow, and lipstick. I guess in the UK their more open about sex then in the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShyBear Posted May 7, 2007 Members Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Maybe its because the men out herding sheep get kinda lonely and use the sheep to um...keep them company ...lo.l So maybe when they come into the pubs they have something to help remind them of being out in the fields when they can't find a woman to go home with or have one to go home to...That is a funny story though. I find it amusing that they would sell blow up sheep rather than blow up women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 All I will say is......ewe!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted May 7, 2007 Members Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Although hysterical ("Ewe?!" *ROFL* Tyger).. I'm guessing this was probably a touristy bar? Everyone knows the old jokes about Scottish men and their sheep -- this was probably just a light-hearted group of bar owners who thought they'd have some fun with tourists. I bet they sell a lot of them!I've heard of condom machines before, but never vibrators -- that's cool! I'd have stocked up! *laugh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members clewing Posted May 8, 2007 Members Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 All I will say is......ewe!!! Groan....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CGEM Posted May 8, 2007 Members Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 I have bought lube and a bullet vibe from a vending machine at a gas station in Barcelona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whiskeywoman Posted May 9, 2007 Members Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 ROFLMAO Tyger that was "Baa aad"Sorry, I felt a bit sheepish and couldnt resist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members promiscuouseuphoria Posted May 9, 2007 Members Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I clearly need to do a tour of Europe. The more I hear, the more I think I'd enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted May 9, 2007 Members Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Really Tyger that comment too funny. I've traveled quite a bit of the world and yet haven't made it up to Scotland. You've just given me reason alone to visit. But really, why didn't she buy one for souvenier purposes. I would have busted out quarters so fast. hahaha. Thanks for the laughs. j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lynnzerben Posted May 9, 2007 Author Members Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 She would have bought it but it was 6 pounds (about $12) and she'd already blown her budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Sorry, Whiskey, but you can't pull the wool over MY eyes! You? Sheepish? P-shaw!!Can you imagine showing off your souvenier collection of Scotland......."here's my replica of the Blarney Stone, a tankard I got, some wooden shoes...and, Oh look, my inflatable sex-sheep!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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